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  1. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    Me: "There's no cure for stupidity."
    1. Xicree likes this.
  2. Shadow Wolf75
    Shadow Wolf75
    Snowpocalypse 2: Electric Boogaloo
  3. d.fish
    d.fish Imabot
    I curse you with arousing imoutos.
    1. Enigmatic and Imabot like this.
    2. Imabot
      Yey. A loli harem!!! Better take full advantage of this before Lolce arrives!
      Feb 20, 2019 at 2:10 PM
      Enigmatic and daimahou like this.
  4. That Guy
    That Guy
    Zzz... I'm not dead, but work is messing with me... Thankfully I'll be done soon so I can go back to updating
  5. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Anone anone
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    3. Biigoh
      /me puff puffs fishie with Master Roshi technique!
      Feb 20, 2019 at 9:12 AM
    4. d.fish
      biigoh is old man
      Feb 20, 2019 at 9:18 AM
      Biigoh likes this.
    5. Biigoh
      I ish young at heart!
      Feb 20, 2019 at 9:20 AM
      d.fish likes this.
  6. d.fish
    d.fish Cambrian
    The Cambrian Comedy?
    1. Cambrian likes this.
    2. Cambrian
      I've always been a sucker for comedy =)
      Feb 20, 2019 at 9:40 AM
      d.fish likes this.
    3. daimahou
      Are you sure fishy is not referring to Dante's Divine Comedy with that?
      Feb 20, 2019 at 11:42 AM
      d.fish likes this.
    4. d.fish
      Feb 20, 2019 at 12:00 PM
      daimahou likes this.
  7. xxfuqqyocouch
    What the hell has happened to my sense of humor. I laugh at the dumbest shit now.
  8. Doute Fuller
    Doute Fuller
    Welp, it seems I have nothing to go off of, considering I still can't find the issue.
    1. Crawkid
      I looks like people tried to give you help already...perhaps you need a beta-reader to point out the specifics?
      Feb 20, 2019 at 6:11 AM
      Doute Fuller likes this.
  9. RandytheBlackKnight
    1. Megaolix
      Dude, we may not care about it, but isn't that kinda out of nowhere?
      Feb 20, 2019 at 11:23 AM
  10. Daniel K. English
    Daniel K. English
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  11. Doute Fuller
    Doute Fuller
    I'm getting concerned, what did I do to the people of QQ? Is my writing just that bad? tell me I need to know what I'm doing wrong.
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    2. Daniel K. English
      Daniel K. English
      If your narration doesn't present itself in an understandable way, no one will know what you're writing.

      There are some more stuff to consider: characters, setting, plots. That stuff is important, too, but ideas are cheap (no matter how awesome you think they are).
      Feb 20, 2019 at 4:59 AM
    3. Daniel K. English
      Daniel K. English
      If you want my advice about writing, take some time to look at published books or well regarded stories online.

      Look at how their sentences are structured and formatted, how they follow grammatical rules. Try writing in as many patterns as you can, keeping in mind grammar and spelling.
      Feb 20, 2019 at 5:00 AM
    4. Daniel K. English
      Daniel K. English
      I think quite a few of the writers on QQ have put at least a few months into writing/reading. I think I started back in '09?

      It'll take time for you to improve, but, if you keep trying, you'll make it.
      Feb 20, 2019 at 5:00 AM
  12. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Biigoh
    Agreed Alita was an awesome movie. *Snuggles the Bii.*
    1. Biigoh likes this.
    2. Biigoh
      Feb 20, 2019 at 4:57 AM
      Malcanthet likes this.
  13. Erit of Eastcris
    Erit of Eastcris
    Not even twenty minutes after his heart stopped completely, I was already out of tears to shed.
  14. Plotvitalnpc
  15. mr.inky
    So do you wish to ponder hope....or do you wish to gaze into the abyss as I have.
    1. Crawkid
      Interesting question. I feel merely pondering about hope often brings me around to staring into the soul crushing abyss. I prefer taking one day at a time and trying to take advantage of every minute, even though I often fail and don't get as much as I want done
      Feb 20, 2019 at 2:58 AM
  16. mr.inky
    So.....what am I supposed to do to get rid of the thing below my avatar username?
    1. 1986ctcel
      Nothing :3
      Feb 20, 2019 at 12:43 AM
    2. Daniel K. English
      Daniel K. English
      On the top-most toolbar, you'll find your username on a tab. Hover over it, select "Personal Details." On the next page, fill out the form section labeled "Custom Title," then save changes.
      Feb 20, 2019 at 1:53 AM
      Crawkid and Valette-Serafina like this.
  17. mr.inky
    Hail thine abyss seeker for thy shall gaze into the black and so it shall stare back.
  18. OverReactionGuy
    Back to my original avatar for a bit.
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    2. OverReactionGuy
      Nope, I misspoke. I had never changed my avatar at all.
      Feb 19, 2019 at 11:01 PM
      daimahou and Plotvitalnpc like this.
    3. daniel_gudman
      man I've had the same avatar for like, 14 years
      Feb 20, 2019 at 12:11 AM
    4. Plotvitalnpc
      I've had mine for like...most of a decade, at least. But damn, since the middle of the oughties?
      Feb 20, 2019 at 12:14 AM
      daimahou and OverReactionGuy like this.
  19. Par Tzu
    Par Tzu
    Still doing research... mostly on rl and Naritaverse history from 1711 onwards. Need for Baccano gauntlet.
    1. Plotvitalnpc likes this.
    2. Plotvitalnpc
      I wonder what Saika thinks of immortals.
      Feb 19, 2019 at 10:47 PM
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  21. Seth Vatamaris
    Seth Vatamaris
    The only thing you should be reckless with is that tree trunk dick of yours! - Himiko Yumeno, DRV3
  22. KinKrow
    KinKrow Mioismoe
    You're gonna want to change that avatar my dude, NSFW avatars are against Rule 2.

    I randomly saw it and figured I'd warn you before a moderator saw.
    1. Imabot
      Btw I need a source.
      Feb 19, 2019 at 7:50 PM
      KinKrow, Plotvitalnpc and John_Oakman like this.
    2. KinKrow
      Yeah me too I'd like a source on it.

      PM me.

      Feb 19, 2019 at 11:30 PM
      Imabot likes this.
    3. Mioismoe
      Thanks for the heads up, she is Shanti Rana from Alice Gear Aegis
      Feb 20, 2019 at 6:47 AM
      Imabot likes this.
  23. duburu
  24. Jedi_Tounges
    Jedi_Tounges RichardWhereat
    Are you interested in taking your "Touched by the Gods" idea any further?
    1. RichardWhereat
      Yes. I'm even halfway done the next chapter. None of my stories are dead.
      Feb 19, 2019 at 10:19 PM
      Jedi_Tounges likes this.
  25. d.fish
    d.fish Cambrian
    Maybe instead of that, it'd be The Cambrian Chronicles!
    1. Marethyu and Cambrian like this.
    2. Cambrian
      "Chronicles" sounds way too important and official for lil ole me~
      Feb 19, 2019 at 6:43 PM
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  26. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
    In fantasy, there are high elves and dire wolves... what would be high humans and dire humans? High penises and dire penises?!
    1. CptTagon likes this.
    2. CptTagon
      That sounds like the premise for a very generic 10-voume epic.
      Feb 19, 2019 at 5:34 PM
      d.fish likes this.
  27. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone anone
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    2. Biigoh
      /me feeds fishie a pineapple tart!
      Feb 19, 2019 at 4:56 PM
      d.fish likes this.
  28. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    ur mum gei
    1. Biigoh likes this.
    2. Biigoh
      Fishie mum gei!
      Feb 19, 2019 at 4:02 PM
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  29. Sol Mark-1
    Sol Mark-1
    Today is my Birthday.
    1. CptTagon and Alias like this.
    2. CptTagon
      Happy birthday.
      Feb 19, 2019 at 5:18 PM
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    3. Sol Mark-1
      Sol Mark-1
      Thank you.
      Feb 19, 2019 at 6:05 PM
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  30. d.fish