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  1. xxfuqqyocouch
  2. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
    too much meat
    1. Enigmatic likes this.
    2. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Not enough meat! Chubby Neo iz Best Neo!
      Mar 19, 2019 at 6:28 AM
  3. ryuan
    ryuan backgroundnoise
    The return of the why boner...
    1. backgroundnoise likes this.
    2. backgroundnoise
      backgroundnoise
      With a vengeance!
      Mar 19, 2019 at 4:37 AM
  4. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Went to the OP thing at tokyo tower, now I wanna write One Piece
    1. Biigoh likes this.
    2. Biigoh
      Biigoh
      Lol... One Piece desuuu
      Mar 19, 2019 at 5:26 AM
      d.fish likes this.
  5. ZurigaSungama
    ZurigaSungama
    "The obvious answer is gasoline fire." --CaptainSauce, 2019
  6. RandytheBlackKnight
    RandytheBlackKnight
    Who would win? Several Clan-armies of genetically engineered soilders with a tech advantage who've perfected mech combat, or Space AT&T?
  7. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    Cursed Xicrees.
    1. Xicree likes this.
    2. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      The important question though: is it a lewd curse?
      Mar 19, 2019 at 2:07 AM
      Xicree likes this.
  8. d.fish
  9. DeathShade
  10. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
    *asmr*
    1. CptTagon likes this.
    2. CptTagon
      CptTagon
      *rmsa*
      Mar 18, 2019 at 5:20 PM
      d.fish likes this.
  11. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    I wish I could bakuretsu inside lolis
    1. Bre Karn, Xicree and John_Oakman like this.
    2. Bre Karn
      Bre Karn
      *knock knock* FBI, would you please open up? We're here to discuss!
      Mar 18, 2019 at 5:23 PM
      d.fish and Xicree like this.
  12. d.fish
    d.fish Imabot
    Arawr arawr uwu
    1. Imabot likes this.
    2. Imabot
      Imabot
      You sound like that Monster Girl Cerberus onee-san from the other day.
      Mar 18, 2019 at 4:08 PM
    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      owo nyan
      Mar 18, 2019 at 4:43 PM
      Imabot likes this.
  13. PDV
  14. d.fish
    1. Imabot and CptTagon like this.
    2. CptTagon
      CptTagon
      Ditto for spanking and being sent to bed early.
      Mar 18, 2019 at 3:34 PM
      Imabot and d.fish like this.
  15. d.fish
    d.fish Imabot
    *points at loli* this is what peak performance looks like
    1. Imabot and John_Oakman like this.
    2. Imabot
      Imabot
      I like lolis that peak when peforming.
      Mar 18, 2019 at 2:27 PM
      John_Oakman, d.fish and daimahou like this.
  16. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    "Rap God" but every instance of 'rap' is replaces with 'weeb'
    1. Biigoh likes this.
    2. molemole
      molemole
      That just gets you Biigoh's theme song
      Mar 18, 2019 at 2:45 PM
      Biigoh likes this.
    3. Imabot
      Imabot
      Weebe?
      Mar 18, 2019 at 4:12 PM
      Biigoh likes this.
    4. Biigoh
      Biigoh
      Munyaaaaa?
      Mar 19, 2019 at 5:25 AM
      d.fish likes this.
  17. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    we shaved a whole black truffle into the stone rice cooker
    1. Xicree likes this.
  18. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    This michellin 2 star restaurant is pretty good
    1. Xicree likes this.
  19. TDHsu
    TDHsu Sbiper
    You're doing a wonderful job with the two fanfics "The Lion in Winter" and "The Black Wolf." I noticed the threads for both were possibly a month since the last posting, so are you with another chapter for each soon, or working on them?
  20. daimahou
    daimahou
    "In Soviet Russia, we fap to FBI and the lolis breach our door"
    1. Dynastylights, John_Oakman and Imabot like this.
  21. Ashali
    Ashali
    FOUL NECROMAN- oh, wait, it's a Touch the Lekku chapter
  22. ReinZero
    ReinZero
    Not in much of a mood to update (my derp on clarity for ERA vote, so that's extended) + plain sleepy & tired. And late due rl, noted prior.
  23. kinglugia
    kinglugia Brian Boru
    You know, it'd be interesting if I get to see an approximate image of your various SIs, especially since you claim that they were somewhat swole prior to being inserted.
  24. eveakane
    eveakane
    Do tell me if my avatar isn't appropriate. Osakabehime swimsuit selfie.
    1. Enigmatic likes this.
    2. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      If mine is fine, I think yours is too.
      Mar 18, 2019 at 6:04 AM
      eveakane likes this.
  25. The Froggy Ninja
    The Froggy Ninja SebazuD
    1. SebazuD likes this.
  26. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    im so ful
    1. Biigoh likes this.
    2. Biigoh
      Biigoh
      What did you get?
      Mar 18, 2019 at 6:26 AM
      d.fish likes this.
  27. PrinceArjuna
    PrinceArjuna
    How can I enjoy MILF without the baggage of NETORARE???
    1. Enigmatic likes this.
    2. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      A married man lovingly fucking his hot wife?
      Mar 18, 2019 at 5:08 AM
      PrinceArjuna likes this.
  28. TanaNari
    TanaNari heralding_bubble
    Thank you, kind like-bomber.
  29. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    I've escaped zhongguo and arrived at tokyo weeeeee
    1. Enigmatic, Biigoh and John_Oakman like this.
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    3. Biigoh
      Biigoh
      oh noes! Fishie needs be careful! I has heard that tentacle demons of nippon rappu instead of saying hello!
      Mar 18, 2019 at 5:04 AM
      daimahou, d.fish and Enigmatic like this.
    4. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Fishie IS a tentacle demon.
      Mar 18, 2019 at 5:09 AM
      Biigoh likes this.
    5. Biigoh
      Biigoh
      /me gasps in shocku~ "Noh!"
      Mar 18, 2019 at 6:26 AM
      Enigmatic likes this.
  30. Charles Markov
    Charles Markov
    Hehe wonder if anyone will see this? I could say whatever I want... I got it! Pants! No wait that's no good and I am about to run out of wor
    1. John_Oakman likes this.
    2. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      What are pants? Is it the shorthand way of saying pantsu?
      Mar 18, 2019 at 2:50 AM
      Charles Markov likes this.
    3. Charles Markov
      Charles Markov
      Best I could come up with.
      Mar 18, 2019 at 2:52 AM
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    4. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      It's fine. Welcome to QQ, home of all the lewds!
      Mar 18, 2019 at 3:12 AM
      Charles Markov likes this.