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New Profile Posts

  1. Imabot
    Upcoming Persona 5 The Royal will have Fem MC option! There is a God!
    1. Plotvitalnpc
      But how could they be as pretty as Joker?
      Mar 25, 2019 at 6:43 AM
      Imabot likes this.
  2. WargWolf
    WargWolf Horton
    Kitty girl!
    1. Horton and Malcanthet like this.
    2. Horton
      Mar 25, 2019 at 8:29 AM
      WargWolf likes this.
  3. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet overmind
    *Shyly attempts Spidery Huggles.*
  4. linkjames24
    linkjames24 Malcanthet
    That's a nice avatar you have there. Do you have a source?
    1. Malcanthet likes this.
    2. Malcanthet
      Commissioned her. From a certain Knight Gawain. Not finding it on google mind you.
      Mar 25, 2019 at 2:48 AM
      linkjames24 likes this.
  5. John_Oakman
    Oh gosh, writing those short stories is making me more depressed rather than less... shit shit shit.
    1. Crawkid
      ooof….watch funny youtube shit?
      Mar 25, 2019 at 2:32 AM
      John_Oakman likes this.
    2. John_Oakman
      Thanks for the suggestion, although for now I think I'll merely switch gears and work on my main story. See if that works.
      Mar 25, 2019 at 2:49 AM
    3. John_Oakman
      It turns out that shitposting was able to improve my mood, and it turns out that the actual source of the depression this time being a certain thread on AH.com. Yep gonna get them duke it out. I'm tapping out there...
      Mar 25, 2019 at 3:57 AM
  6. Chojin Patriarch
    Chojin Patriarch
    Back Online at last. Racing to catch up.
  7. Crawkid
    House sitting for a friend No clue how this will affect updating
  8. Robotninja
    Robotninja frostgiant
    Any thoughts on my omake for Techno master? Things you liked or disliked?
  9. RandytheBlackKnight
    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints of Maritime Vessels.
  10. giodan
    giodan Mu-Sensei
    Rest before all!
    1. 1986ctcel and Mu-Sensei like this.
    2. Mu-Sensei
      's what I've been doing the whole week.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 9:11 PM
      giodan and 1986ctcel like this.
  11. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
    slap~ ass~
    1. John_Oakman and CptTagon like this.
    2. CptTagon
      *touch tit*
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:58 PM
      John_Oakman and d.fish like this.
  12. d.fish
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    3. d.fish
      what fink?
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:32 PM
      Biigoh likes this.
    4. d.fish
      get rdy fr elongate
      Mar 24, 2019 at 7:21 PM
      Biigoh likes this.
    5. Biigoh
      /me votes for neko-chan because this is a special hell to go to~ :3
      Mar 24, 2019 at 7:32 PM
      d.fish and Malcanthet like this.
  13. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Blackgutter
    So wait where is the V:tM stream happening?
    1. Blackgutter
      It ended a few days ago. There is now an official discord server you can access from paradoxes twitter. Or google “bloodlines 2 discord paradox” if that doesn’t work.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 8:00 PM
  14. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Megaolix
    *Attempts more Spidery Snuggles to the Français Canuck.* ... I spelled that wrong did I not?
    1. Megaolix
      The correct spelling is Français.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:25 PM
      Malcanthet likes this.
    2. Malcanthet
      I knew I spelled that wrong ... Gonna fix.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:29 PM
  15. Ayub
    Somewhere in Timbuktu
    1. Malcanthet likes this.
  16. d.fish
    1. Ardion Prosili likes this.
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    3. d.fish
      Mar 24, 2019 at 4:15 PM
      Ardion Prosili likes this.
    4. Ardion Prosili
      Ardion Prosili
      cutie :> <3
      Mar 24, 2019 at 4:21 PM
      d.fish likes this.
    5. d.fish
      Mar 24, 2019 at 5:51 PM
  17. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Bii, you think I'm allowed to write a Elon Musk Isekai story or quest? Or do I gotta do it like a parody and call it a "Elon Mollusk" or some parody name for it to pass? Or not at all?
    1. Biigoh, daimahou and Horton like this.
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    3. d.fish
      Hmmm... No, not political I think. Well, I mean, not... current Earth... maybe? I don't know. If you think about it, all human interaction has a facet of politics! Argh. I don't think so though?
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:10 PM
      Biigoh likes this.
    4. d.fish
      Okay I'll make it a quest
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:16 PM
      Biigoh likes this.
    5. Biigoh
      Elon Musk and the Princess of Mars!
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:21 PM
      d.fish likes this.
  18. VanillaTentacle
    Test over. I have determined that QQ much prefers breasts over ass. Not sure what to do with that information.
    1. daimahou
      It means that more people looked at profile posts after you commented about bewbs but before ass.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 3:31 PM
  19. lunasmeow
    lunasmeow ZeroX10
    Hey, do you have a source for your profile pic that you could share?
    1. Wyrd
      Think it is Ryner Lute from The Legend of Legendary Heroes... of Legend and I may have missed another Legends. No idea as to the artist.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 2:19 PM
  20. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    *curses xicree with "EVERY GIRL YOU GET WITH WILL BE FLAT AND HAVE PENIS" curse*
    1. Finagle007 and Xicree like this.
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    3. d.fish
      *Curses Xicree with "being forever shota" curse*
      Mar 24, 2019 at 3:44 PM
      Xicree and John_Oakman like this.
    4. Xicree
      ... Fishie. You're bad at this.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 4:59 PM
      d.fish likes this.
    5. d.fish
      ha gay
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:54 PM
  21. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Level 1 Tanuki
    Level 15 Tanuki
    Level 30 Tanuki
    Level 100 Tanuki
    Still trash~~~~
    1. Biigoh likes this.
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    3. d.fish
      Sure, but with 0 stats and no abilities!
      Mar 24, 2019 at 1:38 PM
      That_baka2 and Biigoh like this.
    4. Biigoh
      Silly fishie... tanuki have god-like stats!
      Mar 24, 2019 at 1:43 PM
      That_baka2 and d.fish like this.
    5. That_baka2
      Like SSS in taste?
      Mar 24, 2019 at 8:05 PM
  22. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Bailey Matutine
    *Attempts Shy Spidery Huggles.*
    1. Bailey Matutine likes this.
  23. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet DankAnonymous
    *Shyly attempts Spidery Huggles.*
    1. DankAnonymous likes this.
    2. DankAnonymous
      I accept. Hugs are nice and filled with warmth and love!
      Mar 24, 2019 at 12:27 PM
      Malcanthet likes this.
    3. DankAnonymous
      Unless they betray you and stab you while hugging you.
      That happens sometimes.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 12:28 PM
      Malcanthet likes this.
    4. Malcanthet
      I hate it when they stab you in the back like that too.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 12:31 PM
      DankAnonymous likes this.
  24. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Nekraa
    *Surprise Spidery Snuggles the Dragoness.*
  25. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Biigoh
    I would say: There is nothing innocent about Biigoh. I would then be down a cuddle buddy :::c *Attempts Spidery Cuddles on the Tanuki.*
    1. Biigoh likes this.
    2. Biigoh
      Tanuki are absolutely innocent!
      Mar 24, 2019 at 12:37 PM
      Malcanthet likes this.
  26. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    bii nanodesu
    1. Biigoh likes this.
  27. DankAnonymous
    Status update. Status is being updated.
  28. Dextrousnest
    Hates every thing except you
  29. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Teiwaz
    *Surprise Random Spidery Huggles.*
    1. Teiwaz likes this.
  30. d.fish
    d.fish Teiwaz
    1. Teiwaz likes this.