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New Profile Posts

  1. Seth Vatamaris
    Seth Vatamaris
    Bequeath yourself from me. I'm clearly not Joseph Joestar. Your thottery has blinded you. - JOTARO TAXES A THOT
  2. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Biigoh
    *Surprise Spidery Snuggles by air drop.*
    1. Biigoh likes this.
  3. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Bii is a chuuni
    1. Biigoh likes this.
    2. Biigoh
      Biigoh
      Not as chuuni as Dark Flame Emprah!
      Mar 25, 2019 at 8:52 PM
      That_baka2 likes this.
  4. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    Xicrees are for abusing. *pierces xicree ass*
    1. Xicree likes this.
    2. Xicree
      Xicree
      ~Gasp~ More Mommy!
      Mar 25, 2019 at 7:39 PM
      John_Oakman and d.fish like this.
    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      *...with a tree trunk*
      Mar 25, 2019 at 7:40 PM
      Xicree likes this.
    4. Xicree
      Xicree
      Soooooo Biiggg!!!
      Mar 25, 2019 at 8:03 PM
      John_Oakman and d.fish like this.
  5. OverReactionGuy
    OverReactionGuy
    I found super mario brothers super show on netflix while searching for batman. My childhood is complete.
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
    2. OverReactionGuy
      OverReactionGuy
      Man the search system on netflix sucks.
      Mar 25, 2019 at 7:23 PM
      1986ctcel likes this.
  6. daimahou
  7. Par Tzu
    Par Tzu
    Do I really need to choose? I want them all! all the delicious beginnings! all of them! choosing one above them all is too hard for me! ugh
  8. Zam138
    Zam138 Fouredged
    I love that signature XD
  9. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Dark Abstraction
    *Shyly and timidly attempts to Cuddle the Aya Ire*
  10. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
    Neopets.
    1. Malcanthet and CptTagon like this.
    2. CptTagon
      CptTagon
      Cat Neo is best Neo
      Mar 25, 2019 at 3:39 PM
      d.fish and Malcanthet like this.
  11. d.fish
  12. OneirosTheWriter
    OneirosTheWriter
    A good 2700 words up for SYTYCP, good to finally get some progress going.
    1. Gaemnomut and 1986ctcel like this.
  13. d.fish
    d.fish Dark Abstraction
    Apparently :B is the Freddy Mercury emote
  14. d.fish
    d.fish Ardion Prosili
    SITTING ON HORNS???
    1. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Think of them as nature's dildos...
      Mar 25, 2019 at 12:49 PM
  15. Aldemo
    Aldemo
    Wtf, why is that before my age?
    1. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      The "uh oh"?
      If so, it's because you haven't set yourself a title manually, so you're using the default title for the number of posts you've written in threads. Which, for a 0poster, is notoriously irritating.

      I recommend coming up with a title or posting on a thread to fix that.
      Mar 25, 2019 at 7:32 PM
      Valette-Serafina likes this.
  16. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    Xicree, kindly die. :)
    1. Xicree likes this.
    2. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      And then she comes back as a ghost to haunt you.
      Mar 25, 2019 at 12:21 PM
      Xicree likes this.
    3. Xicree
      Xicree
      FOR3VER!!!
      Mar 25, 2019 at 1:28 PM
  17. Imabot
    Imabot
    Upcoming Persona 5 The Royal will have Fem MC option! There is a God!
    1. Valette-Serafina likes this.
    2. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      But how could they be as pretty as Joker?
      Mar 25, 2019 at 6:43 AM
      Valette-Serafina and Imabot like this.
  18. WargWolf
    WargWolf Horton
    Kitty girl!
    1. Horton and Malcanthet like this.
    2. Horton
      Horton
      yes!
      Mar 25, 2019 at 8:29 AM
      WargWolf likes this.
  19. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet overmind
    *Shyly attempts Spidery Huggles.*
  20. linkjames24
    linkjames24 Malcanthet
    That's a nice avatar you have there. Do you have a source?
    1. Malcanthet likes this.
    2. Malcanthet
      Malcanthet
      Commissioned her. From a certain Knight Gawain. Not finding it on google mind you.
      Mar 25, 2019 at 2:48 AM
      linkjames24 likes this.
  21. John_Oakman
    John_Oakman
    Oh gosh, writing those short stories is making me more depressed rather than less... shit shit shit.
    1. Crawkid
      Crawkid
      ooof….watch funny youtube shit?
      Mar 25, 2019 at 2:32 AM
      John_Oakman likes this.
    2. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Thanks for the suggestion, although for now I think I'll merely switch gears and work on my main story. See if that works.
      Mar 25, 2019 at 2:49 AM
      Crawkid likes this.
    3. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      It turns out that shitposting was able to improve my mood, and it turns out that the actual source of the depression this time being a certain thread on AH.com. Yep gonna get them duke it out. I'm tapping out there...
      Mar 25, 2019 at 3:57 AM
      Crawkid likes this.
  22. Chojin Patriarch
    Chojin Patriarch
    Back Online at last. Racing to catch up.
  23. Crawkid
    Crawkid
    House sitting for a friend No clue how this will affect updating
  24. Robotninja
    Robotninja frostgiant
    Any thoughts on my omake for Techno master? Things you liked or disliked?
  25. RandytheBlackKnight
    RandytheBlackKnight
    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints of Maritime Vessels.
  26. giodan
    giodan Mu-Sensei
    Rest before all!
    1. 1986ctcel and Mu-Sensei like this.
    2. Mu-Sensei
      Mu-Sensei
      's what I've been doing the whole week.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 9:11 PM
      giodan and 1986ctcel like this.
  27. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
    slap~ ass~
    1. John_Oakman and CptTagon like this.
    2. CptTagon
      CptTagon
      *touch tit*
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:58 PM
      John_Oakman and d.fish like this.
  28. d.fish
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    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      what fink?
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:32 PM
      Biigoh likes this.
    4. d.fish
      d.fish
      get rdy fr elongate
      Mar 24, 2019 at 7:21 PM
      Biigoh likes this.
    5. Biigoh
      Biigoh
      /me votes for neko-chan because this is a special hell to go to~ :3
      Mar 24, 2019 at 7:32 PM
      d.fish and Malcanthet like this.
  29. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Blackgutter
    So wait where is the V:tM stream happening?
    1. Blackgutter
      Blackgutter
      It ended a few days ago. There is now an official discord server you can access from paradoxes twitter. Or google “bloodlines 2 discord paradox” if that doesn’t work.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 8:00 PM
  30. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Megaolix
    *Attempts more Spidery Snuggles to the Français Canuck.* ... I spelled that wrong did I not?
    1. Megaolix
      Megaolix
      The correct spelling is Français.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:25 PM
      Malcanthet likes this.
    2. Malcanthet
      Malcanthet
      I knew I spelled that wrong ... Gonna fix.
      Mar 24, 2019 at 6:29 PM