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  1. d.fish
  2. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    [You must lewd five more lolis to level up.]
    1. daimahou and John_Oakman like this.
  3. WThunderion
    Prince charming drew close to Snow White. he put his lips to her ear. "BEFORE I KISS YOU I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN THIS CONSENT FORM!!"
    1. John_Oakman
      ... but it was not enough, as he found out later, that consent could be retroactively withdrawn...
      Jun 24, 2019 at 12:42 PM
    2. Seru
      Gentlemen, this brushes towards Rule 8. It would be unwise to continue.
      Jun 24, 2019 at 1:20 PM
    3. John_Oakman
      Oh shit, quick, say something funny!

      "It was just a prank bro!"
      Jun 24, 2019 at 1:24 PM
  4. Queen Fiona
    Queen Fiona
    My latest dumb idea...Build Fighters Unlimited: MAGIA Quintet.
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    2. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Turns out she's got a pile of detailed Zeon models to work with. Circumstances conspire to get her involved with four other very different girls!
      Jun 24, 2019 at 5:47 AM
    3. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Mecha fanwank, dating, sex, poly relationships, and other dubious anime cameos ensue. Also, sex.
      Jun 24, 2019 at 5:48 AM
    4. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      I don't know why I think of these things.
      Jun 24, 2019 at 5:48 AM
  5. Crawkid
    ...I suddeny need to write something perverted...but dunno what to write for
  6. Widowmaker
    Widowmaker Plotvitalnpc
    Hey plot, how be you?
    1. Plotvitalnpc likes this.
    2. Plotvitalnpc
      Sick, right now. Otherwise happy.
      Jun 24, 2019 at 3:31 AM
      Widowmaker likes this.
    3. Widowmaker
      Bored. Writing. Sad that the MG game never got rebooted.
      Jun 24, 2019 at 3:33 AM
      Plotvitalnpc likes this.
  7. 1986ctcel
    1986ctcel Biigoh
    *pets the floofy tanuki*
    1. Biigoh likes this.
    2. Biigoh
      Accepts the pets
      Jun 24, 2019 at 12:22 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
  8. daimahou
    daimahou Biigoh

    Do your best to cook nicely!
    1. Biigoh and John_Oakman like this.
    2. Biigoh
      Cooks some Soylent green curry
      Jun 23, 2019 at 10:50 PM
      daimahou likes this.
    3. Malcanthet
      *Tries to make a daimahou Hotpot* It will taste better than Tanuki Hotpot.
      Jun 24, 2019 at 12:37 AM
      daimahou and Biigoh like this.
    4. daimahou
      *puts some spider in the hotpot*
      Jun 24, 2019 at 6:58 AM
      llat-2 and Biigoh like this.
  9. Kelenas
    Kelenas Penwriter
    You not getting PM alerts again?
  10. Flameal15k
    Flameal15k OverReactionGuy
    What’d you do to make Tamamo get so anxious?
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    2. OverReactionGuy
    3. tehelgee
      KonoSuba is such a goldmine for memes.
      Jun 24, 2019 at 12:04 AM
      OverReactionGuy likes this.
    4. OverReactionGuy
      Jun 24, 2019 at 12:22 AM
  11. MissileTeatime
    MissileTeatime theon111
    (relevant storygamer/OSR post in Incremental Progress) Depends on your rulesset, but it sounds like you might be subconsciously playing different games and not notice it. IM(L)E, OSR usually means "resource management" plus "heist-story-like plots".
  12. Just Some Guy
    Just Some Guy Mad Oracle
    Um, Mad Oracle will the story(Milk For The Khorne Flakes) be continued or not?
    1. Mad Oracle likes this.
    2. Mad Oracle
      Mad Oracle
      It'll be continued, Writer's block hit me hard so I've been working on other projects.
      Jun 24, 2019 at 3:55 AM
    3. Just Some Guy
      Just Some Guy
      Thank you.
      Jun 24, 2019 at 5:53 AM
  13. Grosstoad
    +ponders on how old an MC can be without making the teen audience just click away+
    1. Imabot
      Anything 18+ should be okay. If user is complaining that MC is to old, report them to mod because most likely they lied about their age so they can browse NSFW section of QQ. ;)
      Jun 23, 2019 at 4:40 PM
    2. Daniel K. English
      Daniel K. English
      I find it harder to write teen characters now, because whenever I try to get into that mindset I think, "Wow, teenagers sure are stupid" and quit. I imagine it'll be the same when I'm older.
      Jun 23, 2019 at 6:39 PM
      Imabot likes this.
  14. RandytheBlackKnight
    Some people will tell you that you shouldn't summon the Dark God from beyond the Void. Don't talk to those people, you don't need them.
  15. d.fish
    d.fish Imabot
    1. Imabot likes this.
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    3. John_Oakman
      What about Latvia potato?
      Jun 23, 2019 at 1:22 PM
    4. Imabot
      All Slav potatoes are food that make you into true Slav.
      Jun 23, 2019 at 2:01 PM
    5. John_Oakman
      That was a trick question, as Latvia cannot into potato...
      Jun 23, 2019 at 2:24 PM
      Imabot likes this.
  16. d.fish
    d.fish Cambrian
    A good steak requires both a good chef and a good piece of meat.
    1. Cambrian, Marethyu and Enigmatic like this.
    2. Enigmatic
      Jun 23, 2019 at 3:31 PM
      daimahou, Cambrian and Marethyu like this.
  17. Mickeysofine
    Mickeysofine TotalAbsolutism
    I've just read your sevenfold emperor quest. I really like it.
    I've watched it so if you start it again I can join in.
    Also, I'm honestly impressed you made a Xianxia protagonist who is actually likeable.
    They're not usually relatable.
    1. TotalAbsolutism likes this.
    2. TotalAbsolutism
      It's ongoing irregularly, as is my, uh, everything. I do have the next update about a third done?
      Jun 23, 2019 at 9:55 AM
      Mickeysofine likes this.
    3. TotalAbsolutism
      Oh, nevermind, over half.
      Jun 23, 2019 at 9:55 AM
      Mickeysofine likes this.
  18. Heaven Canceler
    Heaven Canceler
    Have been checking out Shadow of Wars Let's Plays.. but aside from TearofGrace, everyone seems to murder their way through Mordor easily.
    1. Heaven Canceler
      Heaven Canceler
      Which makes the whole thing kinda boring. Nemesis system is no fun if you don't have proper nemesises.
      Jun 23, 2019 at 9:27 AM
  19. daimahou
    daimahou shaderic
    1. shaderic
      Jun 23, 2019 at 8:28 AM
      daimahou likes this.
    2. daimahou
      But that's not a character song. :P
      Jun 23, 2019 at 9:06 AM
      shaderic likes this.
    3. shaderic
      Jun 23, 2019 at 9:22 AM
      daimahou likes this.
  20. swarm
    swarm Neptune1
    You are the only writer that writes overweight girls can you rec me something?
  21. One dude
    One dude
    I’m new please don’t hate me.
  22. BigBoom550
    So, I'm still alive. Trying to write again. We'll see what happens.
    1. thyself and Smuthunter like this.
    2. Smuthunter
      Good to see you again Boom, I've missed your stuff.
      Jun 23, 2019 at 5:42 AM
  23. Queen Fiona
    Queen Fiona NaughtyBanette
    Sorry for white knighting and shitting up your thread.
    1. NaughtyBanette
      No big deal. I'm excited to see that Omake idea you hinted at!
      Jun 23, 2019 at 4:47 AM
      Queen Fiona likes this.
    2. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      We'll see. I need a handle on how the whole thing works before I can make awkward omakes about my weird and obscure taste in waifus.

      Although I've also been reading through your PMMM quests and getting an itch for that, so maybe I'll use that as a theme instead?
      Jun 23, 2019 at 8:17 AM
  24. Queen Fiona
    Queen Fiona
    It's always my fault.
  25. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    1. Biigoh likes this.
    2. Biigoh
      Snuggles fishie
      Jun 23, 2019 at 10:50 PM
      d.fish likes this.
  26. Raging Dragon
    Raging Dragon Major Session
    You ok? Your writing is excellent and a real draw to QQ for me.
  27. Daniel K. English
    Daniel K. English
    > tfw you finally find the image artist
  28. Fenrisfir
    Just got back from my first day at my new job I think I will Really like it there
    1. Daniel K. English
      Daniel K. English
      Yeee congrats!
      Jun 23, 2019 at 2:17 AM
      Fenrisfir likes this.
  29. Medb
    On a random note, Drusilla is my favorite BTVS character and there is nowhere near enough fanfiction with her in it!
    1. d.fish and 1986ctcel like this.
  30. The_Letter_X
    I'm pretty sure that 'X' is from a coloring book or something, but the black looks kinda felt-ish...