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New Profile Posts

  1. d.fish
    d.fish Imabot
    Pls becom nuki
    1. Imabot
      How? Make a contract with Bii?
      Oct 21, 2019 at 1:01 PM
  2. Megaolix
    Megaolix Penwriter
    Penwriter, we really could use a word on what is going on, you know?
  3. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Biigoh is a tanuki in incubator suit!
    1. Imabot and Biigoh like this.
    2. Biigoh
      I'm an incubator who is a girl because Fishie.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 11:13 AM
      d.fish and Imabot like this.
    3. d.fish
      That's not false.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 12:18 PM
      Biigoh likes this.
  4. gaouw
    gaouw ShellOG
    Hey Dude (or Dudette), any news on your Collector fic?

    Or is it dead? Because I liked it very very much and can't wait for the next chapter.

    Thank you very much.
    1. ShellOG likes this.
    2. ShellOG
      It's not dead and I don't really have an ETA on when I'll be posting again. I am working on the story (and have been for a long time now). Thank you so much for your interest. It makes me feel motivated to keep on writing.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 10:25 AM
      gaouw likes this.
  5. Karpryor
    Karpryor Groon the Walker
    Thank you for writing The Erogamer. Somehow it seems that every other chapter is like a punch in the guts, in a good way. You manage to put real emotion into this story in a way few authors have, ranging from existential dread to real love, famial or romantic, to guilt and gratitude and everything in between. So, sincerely, thank you once again ,from the bottom of my heart, for writing The Erogamer.
  6. d.fish
  7. d.fish
    d.fish Cambrian
    I don't wanna play Classic no more.
    1. Cambrian
      I just want Phase 2 already. Gonna be going hard at the Rank 14 honor farm. All I have left to do until then is farm gold and do raids every week. Up to 2500g now.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 8:26 AM
      d.fish likes this.
    2. d.fish
      11000g here, and nothing to spend on... all I did was "play the AH" for a couple days lol
      Oct 21, 2019 at 8:32 AM
    3. d.fish
      Honestly regretting time spent playing lol
      Oct 21, 2019 at 8:37 AM
  8. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Okay, so what about a serious Biigoh Quest?
    1. Biigoh likes this.
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    3. d.fish
      Or how about a struggling tanuki out to devour young girls?
      Oct 21, 2019 at 9:16 AM
      Biigoh likes this.
    4. Biigoh
      I am not a tanuki. I am but a simple Contractor. Now, Fishie must sign this contract to become Meguca.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 10:07 AM
      d.fish likes this.
    5. d.fish
      Me meguca gawd!
      Oct 21, 2019 at 10:22 AM
      Biigoh likes this.
  9. d.fish
    d.fish Queen Fiona
    *toch fif booti* >>:3cc
    1. Queen Fiona likes this.
    2. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      *gropes the Fishie.~*
      Oct 21, 2019 at 8:34 AM
      d.fish likes this.
    3. d.fish
      Oct 21, 2019 at 8:36 AM
      Queen Fiona likes this.
  10. d.fish
  11. d.fish
    d.fish Teiwaz
    yuri elf
    1. Teiwaz
      Oct 21, 2019 at 9:18 AM
    2. d.fish
      Oct 21, 2019 at 9:51 AM
  12. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Queen Fiona
    *Surprise Spidery Shibari.*
    1. Queen Fiona likes this.
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    3. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      And where did you hear such a thing, I wonder...? How curious that this rumor has spread beyond my sight.

      Not that I mind, but I'd like to know who's talking about me~
      Oct 21, 2019 at 9:18 AM
      Malcanthet likes this.
    4. Malcanthet
      Honestly mostly inferred details from what I have seen in your replies on profile posts. That said the Homura post let me put the pieces together quicker.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 9:47 AM
      Queen Fiona likes this.
    5. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Intriguing that the spider is so adept at putting the pieces together. Truly, the arachne is a dangerous one...~
      Oct 21, 2019 at 10:08 AM
  13. ReinZero
    Was too distracted, so didn't get anything done. Am considering getting the pack(s) on Grand Lore done sometime soon though, hopefully. ._.'
  14. d.fish
    d.fish Queen Fiona
    1. Queen Fiona likes this.
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    3. d.fish
      Bapp FBI-chan!
      Oct 21, 2019 at 7:33 AM
      Queen Fiona likes this.
    4. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      And then Fishie went to jail.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 7:35 AM
      d.fish likes this.
    5. d.fish
      *bapppppp* >:3c
      Oct 21, 2019 at 7:40 AM
      Queen Fiona likes this.
  15. KinKrow
    Tried contacts for the first time today, and I gotta say, my opinion is mixed.
    1. KinKrow
      On the one hand, these things are the tits, and I've never been able to see so much area so clearly.

      On the other, my recent prescription is apparently /slightly/ above what I need it to be, and the optometrist based my contact prescription based on slightly faulty information.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 2:23 AM
    2. KinKrow
      Slight, /persistent/ eye strain is a fucking bitch, and I can't go back to my glasses while I'm testing these contacts because a lens fucked itself while getting fitted.

      Oct 21, 2019 at 2:23 AM
    3. Malcanthet
      Well ... FUCK! *Offers Spidery Cuddles.*
      Oct 21, 2019 at 3:50 AM
  16. noahgab1133
    Kitty T.T. Why Why did you go T.T
    1. 1986ctcel
      Oct 21, 2019 at 1:08 AM
      Malcanthet and noahgab1133 like this.
    2. Imabot
      My condolences.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 1:51 AM
      Malcanthet and noahgab1133 like this.
    3. Malcanthet
      *Offers Spidery Cuddles.*
      Oct 21, 2019 at 3:28 AM
      noahgab1133 likes this.
  17. Danish Zaidi
    Danish Zaidi Ideas-Guy
    What's your patreon account?
    1. Ideas-Guy
      Oct 21, 2019 at 12:05 AM
  18. Malcanthet
    Malcanthet Nekraa
    Is that a Kiyohime wearing Medusa Lancer's shawl?
    1. Nekraa
  19. tellion
    Regular updates for Half Orc Prince Quest are back! With also a considerable amount of lore (That took me a long time to plan out)!
  20. Sho'vothar
    Sniffing under the dragons tail, when suddenly those vast scaled thighs close and squeeze.
    1. Malcanthet likes this.
  21. Guardonion
    Already a thousand words in on the next chapter, that's a first.
    1. MasterOfDragonsGod likes this.
  22. Unqualified Questor
    Unqualified Questor vladspellbinder
    Hey, sorry to say that my IRL commitments have been getting in the way of the RP we’ve had going.

    We might be able to continue at a later date, but I don’t think I’ll be able to continue with this RP in the foreseeable future.

    Sorry again. Hope there are no hard feelings.
    1. vladspellbinder
      That's fine, RL sucks like that at times.

      If things clear up and you do want to continue then I'll necro the thread when it comes to it.

      I hope things even out for you and that it's nothing too bad or strenuous.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 1:53 AM
  23. Madden bin'Ladden
  24. Gorgrath177
    Gorgrath177 Mithril-blade
    Makes sense dude. Maybe you can make shorter updates? There are plenty of quests that thrive with 2-3k updoots. I just really don’t want it to die, it’s really unique and I wanna see everyone’s reaction to the pure human baby!
  25. Bre Karn
    Bre Karn Vhalidictes
    Happy archive binge ;)
    1. Vhalidictes likes this.
  26. Akuma-Heika
    Akuma-Heika dracklor
    What's your profile pic from?
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    2. a2znut
      Click original image in the gelbooru link.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 12:08 AM
      Akuma-Heika likes this.
    3. Akuma-Heika
      I was referring to the Meme. Some words are missing, although the gist is clear.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 12:42 AM
    4. dracklor
      Ah, sorry I grabbed the image years ago. Just tried diving through D&D demotivators and couldn't find it on Google.

      The quote is "I walk along a lonely road strewn with corpses to see a better world, a world where something like me does not exist. Why do you fight hero, if not for your own pride and glory?"
      Oct 21, 2019 at 1:07 AM
  27. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Returns from the single-market ethno-state of Tanukia.
    1. Biigoh likes this.
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    3. Biigoh
      Is that so? Such a thing? All tanuki are wealthy beasts?
      Oct 21, 2019 at 7:36 AM
      d.fish likes this.
    4. d.fish
      That's cuz they're all shifty! >:3c
      Oct 21, 2019 at 7:41 AM
      Biigoh likes this.
    5. Biigoh
      le gasp!
      Oct 21, 2019 at 7:55 AM
      d.fish likes this.
  28. Akuma-Heika
    Akuma-Heika Teiwaz
    What is your profile pic from?
    1. Teiwaz
      Fire Emblem :V
      Oct 20, 2019 at 5:13 PM
      Akuma-Heika likes this.
    2. Akuma-Heika
      Now I know why I thought it was familiar.
      Oct 20, 2019 at 10:03 PM
  29. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
    *baps butt*
    1. CptTagon likes this.
    2. CptTagon
      *tease titties*
      Oct 20, 2019 at 7:32 PM
      d.fish likes this.
  30. That Guy
    That Guy Alexander
    Poke. How is life?
    1. MasterOfDragonsGod and Alexander like this.
    2. Alexander
      Work is hard, but we almost finished a big commission. After that I'll have the whole of December free.
      Oct 20, 2019 at 2:31 PM
      That Guy likes this.