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  1. Xicree
    Xicree
    Looks like a Monster is coming up next.
  2. PrinceArjuna
    PrinceArjuna
    Demon Lord's Steward Quest is updated. Feel free to take a look, guys!
  3. BookishWyrm
    BookishWyrm Biigoh
    *Brushes floofy tanuki* How many brushes does it take to get to the center of a tanuki fluffball?
  4. Lucky-38
    Lucky-38
    Not a single person has commented on my omake thread. I feel ever so slightly unappreciated.
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
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    3. pepperjack
      pepperjack
      I still have the tab open. Also, what Yinko said. Omake compilation threads are for reading.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 8:45 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
    4. Lucky-38
      Lucky-38
      I'd appreciate comments to help me improve, though. Even in the main threads, people are mostly just going "Woo, +1 like."
      Jan 20, 2017 at 8:48 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
    5. ReinZero
      ReinZero
      Dun worry. It is worse when that happens on a quest though. Likes are not votes! (usually.)
      Jan 20, 2017 at 11:12 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
  5. Sol Mark-1
    Sol Mark-1
    The ESRB are a bunch of idiots who still thinks videogames are only for kids.
    1. Valette-Serafina likes this.
    2. ReinZero
      ReinZero
      Tis the west. What else were you expecting?
      Jan 20, 2017 at 11:12 AM
  6. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
    *TAGON*
    1. Biigoh, Plotvitalnpc and CptTagon like this.
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    3. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      *PLOT*
      (...'cause references to season 1 of RWBY. Y'know, Nora shouting her own name...also, 'cause ruining my own joke)
      Jan 20, 2017 at 5:37 AM
      Biigoh, CptTagon and Valette-Serafina like this.
    4. Biigoh
      Biigoh
      Fishie!
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:21 PM
      d.fish and CptTagon like this.
    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      Biigoes!
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:45 PM
  7. DuskAtDawn
    DuskAtDawn
    Brushing up on old quests. Lucci quest still undisputed #1.
    1. Plotvitalnpc likes this.
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    3. DuskAtDawn
      DuskAtDawn
      Third is Boiling Blood, fourth is HP Nasuverse quest, and fifth is Fate/Stay Again.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:35 AM
      Plotvitalnpc likes this.
    4. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      HP Nasuverse...Wizard or Magus?
      Jan 20, 2017 at 5:36 AM
    5. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      Also, I can definitely agree on Lucci and Asukaquest.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 5:37 AM
  8. Biigoh
    Biigoh Xicree
    It's all Xicree's fault... all of it that Tanuki has a harpy quest. :<
    1. Xicree likes this.
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    3. Xicree
      Xicree
      Link it you tiny furry monster!
      Jan 19, 2017 at 11:00 PM
      Biigoh and GhostKaiju like this.
    4. Biigoh
    5. Biigoh
      Biigoh
      Gao~
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:22 PM
      Xicree likes this.
  9. HellKing666
    HellKing666
    I hate it when spoilers fuck me over, it's weird when the entire update is inside a second 'Patch notes' fuckery.
    1. Penwriter and 1986ctcel like this.
  10. Alias
    Alias Biigoh
    So why does everyone want to eat the tanuki? 'w'
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    2. 1986ctcel
      1986ctcel
      Cause they're lewd. "Eating" Tanuki :P
      Jan 20, 2017 at 1:13 AM
      Alias, Biigoh and Imabot like this.
    3. Biigoh
      Biigoh
      Auuuuuuu!
      Jan 20, 2017 at 2:42 AM
      Alias and 1986ctcel like this.
    4. Valette-Serafina
      Valette-Serafina
      It's a traditional test of Tanuki ingenuity.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 9:18 AM
      Biigoh likes this.
  11. OverReactionGuy
    OverReactionGuy
    Bit light headed, have a headache, asthma is highly active or I have the flue. Also think I'm running a temp. Fun times.
    1. GhostKaiju likes this.
    2. GhostKaiju
      GhostKaiju
      Maybe ya need some rest?
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:58 AM
    3. OverReactionGuy
      OverReactionGuy
      Probably. Slept all day though so it's annoying.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:59 AM
      GhostKaiju likes this.
  12. HellKing666
    HellKing666
    What the fuck is wrong with dogtit's tumbler page, why can't I access it?!
  13. Hye
    Hye
    It's me Birthday! Hurray!
    1. GhostKaiju and Biigoh like this.
    2. GhostKaiju
      GhostKaiju
      Well, since nobody else is saying it—Happy Birthday!
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:58 AM
      Hye likes this.
  14. daimahou
    daimahou OverReactionGuy
    Are you ⌈alright⌋?
    1. OverReactionGuy
      OverReactionGuy
      Just a tad easy to anger because I'm sick right now. Again. At least it stopped doing that teasing bullshit and went straight to coughing this time. Plus having to repeat shit over and over again because people didn't understand the first time is annoying.
      Jan 19, 2017 at 7:59 PM
  15. ficsy
    ficsy A Superior Tentacle
    Out of curiosity, how would the tentacle option have worked? A slime creature specifically designed to work as a biosuit? Something more fleshy, but with a similarly flexible form?
    1. A Superior Tentacle
      A Superior Tentacle
      A small tentacle creature that could reach a very long distance with its limbs. Normally takes the form of a scrunchy or something. Possibly underwear as Trust grows. The main enemy would have been yourself really. You would have needed to balance Lewds, your source of food, and Horror because you were doing the whole tentacle molester thing.
      Jan 19, 2017 at 7:45 PM
  16. Lucky-38
    Lucky-38 Lazurman
    Ah, good, you're back online. You might be interested in something I posted in the Experience Matters thread while you were away.
    1. Lazurman and 1986ctcel like this.
    2. Lazurman
      Lazurman
      *thunk*

      In case you couldn't tell already, that was the sound of my dick hitting my desk.

      Also, finally read that thread, you know the one, and all I can do is kek at your sly cheekiness.
      Jan 19, 2017 at 7:06 PM
      Lucky-38 likes this.
  17. Akuma-Heika
    Akuma-Heika Mist of Shadows
    a question for your HP fic
    ~[]Quickened Pregnancy (-2 months off pregnancy length + child a level to Lv 4 where preg takes 9 days)
    What? a shorter pregnancy but what happens to the child? and is the child (infant) then pregnant for 9 days before giving birth?
  18. FanfictionAddiction
    FanfictionAddiction
    I need to find a pic with more lewd potential for my avvie...
  19. Horton
    Horton Silvrose
    A Kyubey!
    1. Silvrose likes this.
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    3. Silvrose
      Silvrose
      I see. Well, just remember to not throw souls.
      Jan 19, 2017 at 8:26 PM
      Horton likes this.
    4. Horton
      Horton
      hmmm. Lewd good? Souls not? Though Kyubey shouldn't be lewd, as that avie looks underage...
      Jan 19, 2017 at 8:52 PM
      Silvrose likes this.
    5. Silvrose
      Silvrose
      *goes off to be a lewd incubator while you're distracted*
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:11 AM
  20. ```
    ``` KinKrow
    Lewd oni.
    1. KinKrow and 1986ctcel like this.
    2. KinKrow
      KinKrow
      The lewdest~
      Jan 19, 2017 at 4:46 PM
  21. Dubious
    Dubious
    What a colossal bag of dicks, I can't get on the damn QQ irc.
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
    2. ReinZero
      ReinZero
      ? Isn't there a link to it?
      Jan 19, 2017 at 10:32 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
    3. Dubious
      Dubious
      I regularly lurk on it, but today it just refuses to connect me. And I just tried and it fucking connected. Apparently whining DOES make things work.
      Jan 19, 2017 at 10:36 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
    4. ReinZero
      ReinZero
      Like someone having 6 hours of it going lolnope at them. So yeah....
      Jan 19, 2017 at 10:39 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
  22. ward201
    ward201 Brian Boru
    Write some snippets
    Thorkell X Wendreda?
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
  23. Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Today has been utter shit, except for the time I was able to spend on this website. Thanks for being the one bright spot in my day.
    1. Sol Mark-1 likes this.
    2. ReinZero
      ReinZero
      D'aw....dun give up!
      Jan 19, 2017 at 10:33 AM
      Sol Mark-1, 1986ctcel and Cambrian like this.
    3. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Never. Just 30 mph wind and sheets of rain and I had to work in it for a few hours. It sucked but nothing to giv eup over :P
      Jan 19, 2017 at 10:38 AM
      Sol Mark-1 likes this.
    4. ReinZero
      ReinZero
      But some people have wills made of jelly?
      Jan 19, 2017 at 10:40 AM
      Sol Mark-1, 1986ctcel and Cambrian like this.
  24. Dynastylights
    Dynastylights
    Put up the quest! It's called Heroes Never die!
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
    2. ReinZero
      ReinZero
      But threads die?
      Jan 19, 2017 at 10:33 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
  25. Dynastylights
    Dynastylights
    Got a new Quest. Will be putting it up soon... Maybe... If I can work up the nerve. Hahaha...
    1. GhostKaiju likes this.
  26. overmind
    overmind TsukiKing777
    Hi TsukiKing. Sorry to bother you, just wanted to ask if you could do an omake of Tsukishima and Akeno in Eniya's quest, like you have been doing with Asia.
    1. TsukiKing777 likes this.
    2. TsukiKing777
      TsukiKing777
      Sure I've been working on one actually, not sure if it'll be as good as Asia's one but I'll try
      Jan 19, 2017 at 5:40 AM
    3. overmind
      overmind
      Thanks! Also, what is your opinion on Tsukishima gaining a harem in that quest? Because personally, I'm for it.
      Jan 19, 2017 at 11:45 AM
      TsukiKing777 likes this.
  27. themisticShroud
    themisticShroud
    AC/DC MOTHAFUCKERS!!
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
  28. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
    *BITE*
    1. CptTagon and 1986ctcel like this.
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    3. 1986ctcel
      1986ctcel
      *ZAP*
      Jan 19, 2017 at 4:02 AM
      CptTagon likes this.
    4. CptTagon
      CptTagon
      *ZOOM*
      Jan 19, 2017 at 4:11 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
    5. 1986ctcel
      1986ctcel
      HOLY SOUNDEFFECTS TAGONMAN! :P
      Jan 19, 2017 at 4:17 AM
      CptTagon likes this.
  29. Valette-Serafina
    Valette-Serafina Aodh
    How long have you had that Avatar? It's good.
    1. Plotvitalnpc and 1986ctcel like this.
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    3. Valette-Serafina
      Valette-Serafina
      falls to knees, screaming at the heavens.

      Well, turtles are kinda alright?
      Jan 19, 2017 at 2:59 AM
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    4. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      Cats are called kittahs now.
      It's been almost 90 years of linguistic drift.
      Jan 19, 2017 at 3:57 AM
      Valette-Serafina likes this.
    5. Valette-Serafina
      Valette-Serafina
      Well, that's gonna be a lot of catching up to do.
      Perhaps I should stick to a period style.
      Jan 19, 2017 at 4:03 AM
      Plotvitalnpc likes this.
  30. HellKing666
    HellKing666
    Fuck my current binging webcomic status, time to work the midnight oil for the next update!