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  1. Cambrian
    I feel like my writing is my only way of leaving my mark on the world. A very deviant and perverted mark. Probably more of a stain. Still.
  2. KinKrow
    KinKrow CrossyCross
    I demand hugs!
    1. CrossyCross
      *presses follow*
      That good enough?
      Jan 21, 2017 at 7:20 AM
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    2. KinKrow

      Sorry about mentioning you in the Nasu thread, I should have typed in was inviting you into the discussion.

      Don't add excess pressure to yourself during college.

      Stress is bad, mkay?
      Jan 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM
  3. Harbinger Ace
  4. Smuthunter
    Fuck distractions, fuck fanfics, fuck video games. We're getting Grimm Tales updated tonight if I have to stay up until dawn working on it!
    1. 1986ctcel, GhostKaiju and pepperjack like this.
  5. themisticShroud
    Never compromise...not even in the face of Armageddon....
  6. GhostKaiju
    has used facts about Squid Biologoy as a succesful pick-up line.
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    2. asdx
      *Snorts and scribbles down notes regarding splatoon smut.
      Jan 21, 2017 at 1:12 AM
    3. Seru
      This gives me both arousal and confusion.
      Jan 21, 2017 at 2:26 AM
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    4. GhostKaiju
      'Twas the general idea.
      Jan 21, 2017 at 5:04 AM
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  7. Chojomeka
    Chojomeka TanaNari
    Commission offer in the not so distant future~
  8. CptTagon
    CptTagon Akuma-Heika
    Please check the date of the last post before you revive a thread in the future.
    1. Akuma-Heika
      what thread did I revive? I got a couple necro warnings when i first joined but I thought I had avoided any since.
      Jan 21, 2017 at 12:57 AM
    2. CptTagon
      Merior's SAO quest.
      Jan 21, 2017 at 1:32 AM
    3. Akuma-Heika
      *facepalm. its been a couple months and I screw it up like a moron. The only things I can say in my defense, is that I had just finished reading the brand new chapter for their Diary quest, and that that "quote" pissed me off.
      Jan 21, 2017 at 1:43 AM
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  9. Biigoh
    Biigoh Coker
    Licks coker
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  10. Thief of Words
    Thief of Words
    And I:I:II is up for Lost and Broken.
  11. Archanist
  12. Heather_Sinclair
    Immersion (SW/SI-OC), Chapter 1 is up. (waves hand) You must read. Move along.
  13. UrsaTempest
    All shall be well.
    1. 1986ctcel
      and wellness shall be in all manner of things
      Jan 20, 2017 at 10:07 PM
  14. BookishWyrm
    RL Scavenger hunt for when your bored; Story about a tall person falling, Gamer w/headphones in public area, Chain yawning, Super sick guy
  15. Tavarokk
    Tavarokk Slayer Anderson
    Huh. Figured Offline quest's and that dxd thing's updates would be alternating. What kind of schedule for Offline can we expect if it's not so?
    1. Slayer Anderson
      Slayer Anderson
      Schedules are my enemy. We used to be friends, but I kept missing deadlines over and over... Offline is next, though, seriously.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 8:35 PM
      BlueHelix and Tavarokk like this.
  16. Blackmarch
    Losing the house this month... I'll try and finish up as many commission's as I can before I get kicked out...
    1. Valette-Serafina
      That is...

      You have my deep sympathy, for what it's worth.
      Jan 21, 2017 at 5:34 AM
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    2. Blackmarch
      It is of worth. *Hugs*
      Jan 21, 2017 at 7:40 AM
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    3. Valette-Serafina
      returns the hug. With interest.

      Queue action-packed movie trailer.
      Jan 21, 2017 at 8:08 AM
  17. Imabot
    TFW when some really bad fanfic with sex scenes are more vanilla with their stupid and weird portrayal of sex than some things I saw on QQ.
    1. Imabot
      I can't stop laughing when I think about that. Like My Inner Life. I used to think that sex in that one was just idiotic. But now when I look back. It was pretty silly sex but a tame stuff in comparison to some ideas people post here.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 5:26 PM
  18. Sol Mark-1
    Sol Mark-1
    Who thinks SRW Z3 was the weakest in the series?
  19. d.fish
    d.fish GhostKaiju
    1. GhostKaiju and 1986ctcel like this.
    2. GhostKaiju
      flops over, due to being a cardboard cutout.

      Jan 21, 2017 at 12:49 AM
      d.fish likes this.
    3. d.fish
      oh no!
      Jan 21, 2017 at 7:37 AM
  20. Xicree
    Looks like a Monster is coming up next.
    1. d.fish and 1986ctcel like this.
    2. d.fish
      You're a monster!
      Jan 20, 2017 at 5:19 PM
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  21. PrinceArjuna
    Demon Lord's Steward Quest is updated. Feel free to take a look, guys!
  22. BookishWyrm
    BookishWyrm Biigoh
    *Brushes floofy tanuki* How many brushes does it take to get to the center of a tanuki fluffball?
    1. Alias likes this.
  23. Lucky-38
    Not a single person has commented on my omake thread. I feel ever so slightly unappreciated.
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
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    3. pepperjack
      I still have the tab open. Also, what Yinko said. Omake compilation threads are for reading.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 8:45 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
    4. Lucky-38
      I'd appreciate comments to help me improve, though. Even in the main threads, people are mostly just going "Woo, +1 like."
      Jan 20, 2017 at 8:48 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
    5. ReinZero
      Dun worry. It is worse when that happens on a quest though. Likes are not votes! (usually.)
      Jan 20, 2017 at 11:12 AM
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  24. Sol Mark-1
    Sol Mark-1
    The ESRB are a bunch of idiots who still thinks videogames are only for kids.
    1. Valette-Serafina likes this.
    2. ReinZero
      Tis the west. What else were you expecting?
      Jan 20, 2017 at 11:12 AM
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  25. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
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    2. Biigoh
      /me oppresses FISHIE with licks and belly rubs using fluffy paws!
      Jan 20, 2017 at 2:41 PM
      Plotvitalnpc, d.fish and CptTagon like this.
    3. d.fish
      Oh, Biigoh is an overtanuki!
      Jan 20, 2017 at 5:12 PM
      CptTagon, Plotvitalnpc and Biigoh like this.
    4. Biigoh
      Noh... just a tanuki. :3
      Jan 20, 2017 at 5:15 PM
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  26. DuskAtDawn
    Brushing up on old quests. Lucci quest still undisputed #1.
    1. Plotvitalnpc likes this.
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    3. DuskAtDawn
      Third is Boiling Blood, fourth is HP Nasuverse quest, and fifth is Fate/Stay Again.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:35 AM
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    4. Plotvitalnpc
      HP Nasuverse...Wizard or Magus?
      Jan 20, 2017 at 5:36 AM
    5. Plotvitalnpc
      Also, I can definitely agree on Lucci and Asukaquest.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 5:37 AM
  27. Biigoh
    Biigoh Xicree
    It's all Xicree's fault... all of it that Tanuki has a harpy quest. :<
    1. Xicree likes this.
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    3. Xicree
      Link it you tiny furry monster!
      Jan 19, 2017 at 11:00 PM
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    4. Biigoh
    5. Biigoh
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:22 PM
      Xicree likes this.
  28. HellKing666
    I hate it when spoilers fuck me over, it's weird when the entire update is inside a second 'Patch notes' fuckery.
    1. Penwriter and 1986ctcel like this.
  29. Alias
    Alias Biigoh
    So why does everyone want to eat the tanuki? 'w'
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    2. 1986ctcel
      Cause they're lewd. "Eating" Tanuki :P
      Jan 20, 2017 at 1:13 AM
      Alias, Biigoh and Imabot like this.
    3. Biigoh
      Jan 20, 2017 at 2:42 AM
      Alias and 1986ctcel like this.
    4. Valette-Serafina
      It's a traditional test of Tanuki ingenuity.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 9:18 AM
      Alias and Biigoh like this.
  30. OverReactionGuy
    Bit light headed, have a headache, asthma is highly active or I have the flue. Also think I'm running a temp. Fun times.
    1. GhostKaiju likes this.
    2. GhostKaiju
      Maybe ya need some rest?
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:58 AM
    3. OverReactionGuy
      Probably. Slept all day though so it's annoying.
      Jan 20, 2017 at 12:59 AM
      GhostKaiju likes this.