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  1. Cambrian
    Alright, I'm going cold turkey again. Turned off alerts for Likes. Let's see how long my attention whoring ass can survive without em.
    1. Imabot and daimahou like this.
    2. OverReactionGuy
      Here lies Cambrian. He lasted a full two hours without likes before dropping dead due to a lack of attention, like a lonely rabbit. Emperor rabbit, master of the dark carrot.
      Mar 26, 2017 at 12:57 PM
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    Your choices have clearly lead you here, as have mine. I will give you a new choice: Leave now and live, or stay here and face your destiny.
    1. MerelysSoul likes this.
    2. Snake/Eater
      Is this a story prompt?
      Mar 26, 2017 at 10:37 AM
    3. ZurigaSungama
      No, it's from Samurai Jack.
      Mar 26, 2017 at 2:09 PM
  3. MerelysSoul
    Ynnari? *is confused*
  4. macdjord
    macdjord Thearia
    So I just finished reading Heaven and Hell, and, uh, More Plz?
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
  5. Dynastylights
    I need a beta for a new quest. Heroes never die will be out This Wednesday. I hope.
  6. simplystupid
    simplystupid Alias
    Sooo... Are the other foxes hiding behind the door?
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
  7. Seru
    Error: Encore's big reveal has been dropped!
  8. Alias
    Alias Plotvitalnpc
    *Foxes prepare to pounce on the kitty* Hiya. =3
  9. PrinceArjuna
    Well, today I'm officially engaged. My days as a bachelor are now numbered.
    1. Finagle007 likes this.
    2. Finagle007
      "We are gathered here today to hogtie this poor idiot..."
      Mar 26, 2017 at 5:21 AM
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    3. Generic_Generica
      Good luck.
      Mar 26, 2017 at 7:31 AM
    4. pepperjack
      Mar 26, 2017 at 7:55 AM
  10. d.fish
    d.fish Twei
    *headpets cute Twei*
    1. Aeodyn and Twei like this.
    2. Twei
      \o/ Headpaaats
      Mar 26, 2017 at 4:25 AM
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  11. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
    What if instead of being named after different colors, people in RWBY were ALL named after different flavors of ice cream?!
    1. Imabot and CptTagon like this.
    2. Plotvitalnpc
      See, the issue with that is that bacon is an ice cream flavor now.
      Mar 26, 2017 at 4:16 AM
      Imabot, CptTagon and d.fish like this.
    3. d.fish
      Hello Oily Bacon Pineapple!
      Mar 26, 2017 at 4:17 AM
      Imabot, CptTagon and Plotvitalnpc like this.
    4. simplystupid
      Hit up the Japanese section. Why hello there Shrimp, have you met Cherry , Spumoni and Yam? Girl Scout Cookie is apparently a flavor here.
      Mar 26, 2017 at 8:53 AM
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  12. Plotvitalnpc
    One of the greatest flaws of Hueco Mundo in Bleach: Starrk's 'sword' was actually the bossy loli who worked for him...but he didn't use her
    1. daimahou likes this.
    2. Plotvitalnpc
      as a sword.
      Goddamnit, Kubo, your manga was bad enough as is, can't you give us the humorous image of a deadbeat guy bludgeoning his enemies with a stoic, lime haired loli?
      Mar 26, 2017 at 4:00 AM
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    3. Plotvitalnpc
      Mar 26, 2017 at 4:00 AM
  13. daniel_gudman
    Bought a bottle of vermouth today, and I've been mixing it with gin all evening.
    1. Twei likes this.
    2. daniel_gudman
      The me-of-tonight has been having a good time, although this post required a LOT of correction; let's see how tomorrow turns out, and what feedback the me-or-tomorrow has.
      Mar 26, 2017 at 12:52 AM
      Twei likes this.
    3. daniel_gudman
      I also bought a bottle of Sangrea, and there's a bottle of tequila I haven't opened; I hear good things about both
      Mar 26, 2017 at 12:54 AM
      Twei likes this.
    4. daniel_gudman
      I went to the Red Cross today beforehand and gave platelets; it was easy to get messed up after Whole Blood afterwards (even on wine, let alone spirits), but platelet donations seem to sneak up rather than barging in the front door, so to speak
      Mar 26, 2017 at 2:00 AM
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  14. UrsaTempest
    Evony is breached. Pass used md5 no salt. Don't forget to change your password if it's the same!
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
    2. Plotvitalnpc
      Evony? Wasn't that game spyware anyways?
      Mar 26, 2017 at 12:40 AM
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    3. 1986ctcel
      Yeah it's a total scam
      Mar 26, 2017 at 2:49 AM
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    4. UrsaTempest
      I used rented computer that'll wiped itself out after shutting down back then, so I don't care.
      Mar 26, 2017 at 2:56 AM
      1986ctcel likes this.
  15. Aeodyn
  16. BlueHelix
    BlueHelix Generic_Generica
    Your location's pretty freaking scary.
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
    2. simplystupid
      The better to give you hugs with.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 8:19 PM
    3. Generic_Generica
      W-what? I'm not scary!
      Mar 26, 2017 at 2:11 AM
      BlueHelix likes this.
    4. asdx
      Just imagine Rin in her underwear, bam, loses all intimidation! Unless of course, you also imagine her as a dominatrix...
      Mar 26, 2017 at 2:24 AM
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  17. Bailey Matutine
    Bailey Matutine TheBleachDoctor
    I snuggle and purr and is attack! Fear my snuggles!
    1. aoirann, 1986ctcel, vyor and 3 others like this.
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    3. Snake/Eater
      Doctor, Please don't bleach the kitty.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 7:36 PM
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    4. Bailey Matutine
      Bailey Matutine
      Snuggle snuggle
      Snuggle snuggle
      Mar 25, 2017 at 8:05 PM
      1986ctcel, daimahou and vyor like this.
    5. vyor
      *pets TBD and the BM*
      Mar 25, 2017 at 8:17 PM
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  18. Fedorable
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    2. Finagle007
    3. CptTagon
      I always am.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 2:25 PM
    4. Sarpedan
      Mar 26, 2017 at 2:48 PM
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  19. Mu-Sensei
    is terribly busy, and apologizes for the delays.
    1. BlueHelix and Imabot like this.
    2. Mu-Sensei
      Recent days involved a trip to my grandparents, fixing all computers in the house due to a particularly nasty virus (from a banking site of all places!), and now finally doing my 50m underground instalation so that forest creatures stop chewing the damn cable.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 11:31 AM
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  20. GhostKaiju
    Sleep is for the weak.
    1. Imabot likes this.
    2. Imabot
      Should be obvious. When you're weak and tired it's good idea to rest and let your body recharge the batteries.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 9:37 AM
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    3. ```
      Sleep is the worlds best performance enhancing drug.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 9:46 AM
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  21. Blackmarch
    Changed my Avatar, finally. I think its rather nice. Colorful even. Really expresses my interests. What else can one ask for, in a picture?
    1. Dubious
      I look at your avatar and I can't help but think she should really be falling off.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 9:16 AM
    2. Blackmarch
      I also think that. But do you know how many decent Tattletale pics there are? Not all that many. So I'm just... keeping that SOD on because its a really good picture, am I right? *Laughs*
      Mar 25, 2017 at 9:26 AM
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    3. Dubious
      Wait, that's Tattletale? Then she's probably blackmailing gravity into letting her do that. Or she's made it so pissed off it wants nothing to do with her.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 9:38 AM
  22. Cambrian
    I tell my mom I want to eventually make my Patreon and writing in general my main source of income and my career.
    1. daimahou likes this.
    2. Cambrian
      Her response is that I can't put my Patreon on a resume >< I don't know what she expects of me lol, but I can't think of a single job I want to do that will require a god damn resume. Can't think of a single job I want to do, beyond writing.

      Love her dearly, but god damn this is a hard conversation to have with her.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 6:58 AM
    3. daimahou
      Just say you will publish a book...
      Mar 25, 2017 at 8:43 AM
    4. Mu-Sensei
      My mother keeps telling me that I should focus on filling up my resume too. Useless, they don't hire people for their resumes, not where I live. And Fanfiction author, moderately proficient in english is not exactly resume material.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 11:37 AM
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  23. Plotvitalnpc
    Dungeons the Dragoning 40,000 7th Edition is the tabletop roleplaying game I most want to play.
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    2. pepperjack
      I like the idea of blue and orange morality, but I find it difficult to pull off. I tend to satisfy my urges in that regard by coming up with alternate systems of *etiquette* for my alien cultures, instead.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 6:11 AM
    3. pepperjack
      Like, a culture with lots of gift-giving (like a LOT a lot), but giving anything that's NEW is terribly rude, since that's basically admitting that it wasn't good enough for you to ever use it yourself.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 6:13 AM
    4. Plotvitalnpc
      Also, you can worship vectron. This is his alignment track: http://i.imgur.com/C91yaH8.png
      Honestly, one of the easier ones to keep up with, unless you don't want to be the loonie. Lolth is all but impossible to keep up with, since the greatest sin for that alignment is 'killing any spider'.
      This is why book 1 morality works better.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 6:17 AM
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  24. kifflomx
    Manticore is best monstergirl. Any claims to the contrary are objectively wrong.
    1. GhostKaiju likes this.
    2. Subrosian_Smithy
      >not Doppelganger

      Mar 25, 2017 at 8:50 AM
      kifflomx likes this.
    3. GhostKaiju
      >Not Slimes

      Mar 25, 2017 at 8:52 AM
    4. kifflomx
      Well, you're entitled to your (incorrect) opinion :P

      They could both assume the shape of a Manticore so i suppose they'd do in a pinch? >:)
      Mar 25, 2017 at 9:20 AM
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  25. Mufferjish
    Mufferjish Grosstoad
    Thank you for the reminder.
  26. Yurihime
    Just realized that the new Pokemon game is abbreviated as : Pokemon S&M. Lol
    1. daimahou likes this.
    2. pepperjack
      Time to start a rumor that the next Pokemon game will be called "Pokemon: Bright and Dark."
      Mar 25, 2017 at 6:00 AM
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    3. Teiwaz
      I believe this would be the proper time to use a
      Mar 25, 2017 at 7:06 AM
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    4. pepperjack
      Not sure, but the fact that I had to look up "slowpoke.jpg" just now probably deserves one.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 1:28 PM
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  27. Yurihime
    Yurihime Twei
    *snuggle with Twei* cute
    1. d.fish and Twei like this.
    2. Twei
      Mar 25, 2017 at 12:24 PM
      d.fish and Yurihime like this.
  28. Teiwaz
    Kinda want a reverse Isekai where some overpowered person from a fantasy world is put into a sol comedy or what not world.
    1. Robotninja
      A reverse Iseki should be something from the point of view of the more normal people that the overpowered reincarnation is a dick to, and their quest to overcome them and get revenge.
      Mar 25, 2017 at 3:02 AM
    2. ```
      So basically, The Devil Is A Part timer?
      Mar 25, 2017 at 4:42 AM
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  29. Metroidwave
    Finally getting around to re-watching the one series of Transformers I couldn't finish. Energon *shudders*
  30. d.fish
    d.fish CptTagon
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    3. d.fish
      *cuddle cuddle lick snuggle*
      Mar 25, 2017 at 4:05 AM
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    4. CptTagon
      *hug hug grope squirm*
      Mar 25, 2017 at 4:06 AM
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    5. d.fish

      *lick lick lick*
      Mar 25, 2017 at 4:10 AM
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