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  1. Gideon020
    Gideon020 eveakane
    Ah, nothing like Mogudan.
    1. 1986ctcel and eveakane like this.
    2. eveakane
      If I get a 2019 version, I'll switch immediately.
      Sep 21, 2018 at 4:13 PM
      1986ctcel likes this.
  2. Questingdragon
    Got bored of the old avatar. Always loved SIU's art style. If you haven't read Tower of God, it's worth a look.
    1. Xicree likes this.
    2. Xicree
      Rakk Rabblerouser will Forever be The Man!!!
      Sep 21, 2018 at 6:08 PM
  3. Heather_Sinclair
    Acute pancreatitis. WTF body? I don't even drink!
    1. AngelicKnight. likes this.
    2. d.fish
      Sep 21, 2018 at 4:12 PM
      AngelicKnight. likes this.
    3. AngelicKnight.
      At least it's cute?
      Sep 21, 2018 at 4:38 PM
    4. asdx
      Join the club. Twenty something years old, never drunk, smoked, or done drugs, get pancreatitis anyway because fuck you.
      Sep 21, 2018 at 4:41 PM
  4. d.fish
    d.fish Ardion Prosili
    *rubs booty with booty*
  5. Astra Myst
    Astra Myst CriticalFailure
    Are you... okay?
    1. CriticalFailure
      Busy and tired. Not much else to say.
      Sep 21, 2018 at 6:15 PM
  6. Pyromaniac557
    Pyromaniac557 Seru
    wow that hyrule warriors story of yours died faster than a fly.
    1. Seru
      Inspiration comes and goes like water flowing through an aquifer, sadly.
      Sep 21, 2018 at 1:57 PM
  7. That Guy
    That Guy
    RL is so draining.
    1. Snakers likes this.
  8. aoirann
    aoirann Subrosian_Smithy
    *Kicks in door* *Hugs the rose bud* *Leaves*
    1. Subrosian_Smithy likes this.
  9. Fedorable
    What I wouldn't give to make the nightmares stop...
    1. molemole likes this.
    2. molemole
      Sep 21, 2018 at 3:15 AM
      Sarpedan and Fedorable like this.
    3. Lister
      I know it's none of my business and I just saw this from the recent posts or whatever it's called page, but... have strength. I luckily never had actual nightmares, just the waking ones. You know what I mean, so, just make sure to create good memories. If you can find the strength, you can refuse to let it drag you down.
      Sorry for putting my nose in your business or however the saying goes. Peace.
      Sep 21, 2018 at 5:24 AM
      molemole and Fedorable like this.
    4. Sarpedan
      Sep 21, 2018 at 3:27 PM
      Fedorable likes this.
  10. Dr Totentanz
    Dr Totentanz
    He never pulls out when he cums, never! I wouldn’t trust this man to pull a turkey out of the oven.
    1. molemole
      I bet he stuffs it good, though....
      Sep 21, 2018 at 3:14 AM
      Imabot and Dynastylights like this.
  11. Biigoh
  12. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Story idea: Turians before the events of Mass Effect didn't run into run of the mill humans, but instead into a fully militarized galactic great power Silver Millennium.
    1. Biigoh
      All hail Pax Serenity!
      Sep 20, 2018 at 9:03 PM
    2. molemole
      This sounds honestly interesting, pls write fish :)
      Sep 20, 2018 at 11:45 PM
    3. Teiwaz
      oh neat
      Silver Millennium humanity is pretty hardcore tho
      Sep 21, 2018 at 3:39 AM
  13. RandytheBlackKnight
    Senator Armstrong has that Big Dick Energy.
  14. Ashali
    This chapter brought to you by Lumarin, who has badgered me incessantly for the last two months.
  15. Robotninja
  16. Nightmare723764
    Nightmare723764 Nihilo
    Hey... can I get a link to the thing you used to build your Fate/Stay character? Is it Jumpchain... compiliant?
    1. Nihilo
      I just played fast and loose with the Fate/Stay Night jump sheet. I also grabbed drawbacks from the generic Nasuverse jumpchain if memory serves me right.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 7:05 PM
    2. Nightmare723764
      Ah. Thanks.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 7:18 PM
  17. Firediki
    Chururira! Chururira! Da!Da!Da! チュルリラ!チュルリラ!ダッ!ダッ!ダ!
  18. d.fish
    d.fish Biigoh
    Bii is a futa trap slut who likes girlie bepis. ♥
    1. Imabot and Biigoh like this.
    2. Biigoh
      Fishie should sleep. You is drunk.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 3:35 PM
      That_baka2, Imabot and d.fish like this.
  19. Nerx
    Nerx Subrosian_Smithy
    Femmacles or Fentacles?
    1. 1986ctcel and Subrosian_Smithy like this.
    2. Subrosian_Smithy
      Femmacles for sure.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 10:55 AM
      Nerx and 1986ctcel like this.
  20. Sublime
  21. Biigoh
    /me does a thing... and even has a stock of posts to throw at the bunnies
    1. That_baka2, Alias and Dynastylights like this.
    2. Alias
      *Bunnies throw bombs at you* :P
      Sep 20, 2018 at 4:41 PM
      Biigoh likes this.
    3. Biigoh
      but tanuki are innocent~

      Why bunnies throw bad bombs at tanuki?
      Sep 21, 2018 at 7:15 AM
      That_baka2 likes this.
  22. Sublime
    Sublime Biigoh
    :Picks up:
    1. Biigoh likes this.
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    3. Biigoh
      /me uses Absolute Territory Field to stoppu the Sublime!
      Sep 20, 2018 at 4:24 AM
      That_baka2, Alias and Sublime like this.
    4. Sublime
      You cannot stop the lewding.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 6:02 AM
      Alias and Biigoh like this.
    5. Biigoh
      /me baos! and ships Sublime to the gulag!
      Sep 20, 2018 at 6:18 AM
      That_baka2, Alias and Sublime like this.
  23. DuskAtDawn
    Idea: Isekai, but the protagonist comes from a high-fantasy world and wakes up in an ambulance after truck-kun hits one of the locals.
    1. DuskAtDawn
      While hapless genericface mcgee is off gallivanting around in the protagonist's body in his old world, the protagonist has to deal with having things like, you know, indoor plumbing. And lights that don't require magic or fire. And getting a job to pay off the medical bills, because this new world somewhat frowns upon killing stuff for money.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 2:46 AM
      Imabot and Plotvitalnpc like this.
    2. DuskAtDawn
      And he has to seriously consider if it's worth going back to a world ruled by a demon lord when he has this astonishing "TV" thing available to him.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 2:47 AM
      Imabot and Plotvitalnpc like this.
    3. Plotvitalnpc
      Here's the real question: can he market the magic from his world, or does it not work in our world for X reason? Magic could do wonders for the field of teledildonics.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 5:13 AM
      Imabot and Valette-Serafina like this.
  24. Tikitau
    Tikitau drakensis
    Belatedly, just checked jumpchain thread here. Liked the SPESS MAREEN build!

    I thiiink i posted the updated version of chapter master a bit ago. No huge changes, but you'd have an extra point since I made governing style a non-points thing.
    1. Plotvitalnpc
      I've considered doing a less dumb build myself, at one point or another. Then I realize my main idea aside from the fuckstupid that is the Inframarines is taking over the Flaming!bros and keeping them from getting killed after the Cursed Founding.

      I feel like I would want to break away from the 'actual chapter' CAP reduction, or at least sacrifice less, because almost nothing is known of them.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 4:06 AM
      Valette-Serafina likes this.
  25. Seth Vatamaris
    Seth Vatamaris
    I'm a little leprechaun, WHO LOVES COCAINE! - Painting the Line a Halo 3 Machinima
    1. Seth Vatamaris
      Seth Vatamaris

      "Hey how's it goin', my name's Chad. Who are you?"


      "Woah. Hey me too, let's do it!"

      -Noble Senpai, Miss Komi is Bad at Communicating
      Sep 20, 2018 at 12:18 AM
  26. Shoggoth
    Oh shit, I just noticed my age is 112. That should read 1990, not 1900. I'm not sure how to change it though.
    1. pepperjack likes this.
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    3. Plotvitalnpc
      Lots of things were reset to the default back then.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 1:46 AM
      Valette-Serafina likes this.
    4. GhostKaiju
      >doesn’t have year of birth set, leaving me nicely anonymous
      Kekeke, perfect
      Sep 20, 2018 at 2:29 AM
    5. pepperjack
      Valette: Yes, that's what I'd thought, but then I saw a member with only one post complaining about it and thought it must be something affecting newbies too, only then after I'd posted the comment I saw the join date was actually 2014 (so, not a newbie after all) and went back to my original theory, hence the edit.
      Sep 20, 2018 at 4:29 AM
      GhostKaiju likes this.
  27. d.fish
    d.fish Xicree
    After talking to Arcanist on discord, I guess I'll make an elf quest
    1. 1986ctcel and Xicree like this.
    2. Biigoh
      An elf in a hentai doujinshi land? Nooooooo.... fishie is dooomed
      Sep 19, 2018 at 9:10 PM
      1986ctcel likes this.
    3. d.fish
  28. ReinZero
    Very Short PA update for transition purposes. Will continue after a simple majority is reached.
    1. 1986ctcel, Ddmkm122 and d.fish like this.
  29. Heaven Canceler
    Heaven Canceler
    Okay, the "Reason that Kuro-Chan's Closet cannot be used" manga is damned amusing. Can only recommend.
    1. 1986ctcel likes this.
    2. Heaven Canceler
      Heaven Canceler
      Okay, last chapters are kinda wtf, but still amusing.
      Sep 19, 2018 at 7:22 PM
      1986ctcel likes this.
  30. Dynastylights
    I have a New Plot bunny for an Overlord SI...
    1. Biigoh
      oh dear
      Sep 19, 2018 at 9:10 PM
      Dynastylights likes this.