Xicree

xicreehime, isekai into otome villainess!

xicree eats

xicreeats

xicrats

cats

hur dur tee hee hee burrrr

Everyday I feel dumber than the next

Dragons, elves, faeries, vampires, goblins, orcs, trolls, demons, onis, youkais, flugels... Xicree does not discriminate, because racial barriers cannot stop passionate love!

Heretical Xicree

The American Society of Magical Xicrees

*Picks up the Xicree into one palm and isekais!*
*Gives new identity: Failed Art Student!*
*Gives new ability: Speech Mastery!*
*Cheat System Activation Quest: Start Season 3 of the hit reality show 'World War'!*

I don't need some overpowered cheats, just give me, like, that one observation/analysis ability, you know the one, where you can see all the important/relevant details of anything you're looking at and can process that information instantly, like if you look at someone, you can see if they got implants, surgery, their history, assets, what diseases they might have in the future, what they're thinking...

*pat pat*

xicree-san, the sakura has already blossomed in our hometown

"that's so outrageous that even web novels don't dare write plots like that"

¬ω¬

(Author-kun knows that reader-sans don't like to read this sexy lewd part, so Author-kun will read it alone and skip it for reader-sans.)

so you know, that old game, cookie clicker, I just wanted to have something going on in the background, but now I wanna eat cookies fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

two xicrees yukkuris

xicree yukkuri

you know people talk about "sameface" if it is a plague or something like some kind of horrendous sin, but if you think about it if the faces are too different this discordance is basically like having different art styles within the same series and that can be even uglier than if all the cute girls have the same cute face

Xicrees can also be emergency food

It's weird that Yotsuya Miko's mom is so much hotter than she is, but I feel more possessive of Miko... hmmm

But really that kind of affection system doesn't make any sense. Why does buying cakes for people who can kill gods raise their affection from "acquaintance" to "let's fuck"? I'll say it here, Dragon Age 1 wasn't a good RPG.

It seems like if someone were to come up to you and be, like in one of those RPGs where you give your followers gifts, you know, it'd have the opposite effect of raising affection levels since no on respects their own simps, right?

one thousand girls sleeping in one bed

ten girls sleeping in one bed

Pikachu... mouse... Meowth... cat... cat and mouse... Tom and Jerry...?!?!?!

how the fuck did my coffee gain a fishy taste from just salt, sugar, coffee beans, and cream? aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

three girls sleeping in one bed

two girls sleeping in one bed

attends, ta tante tentant tends ton temps tant, t'en a autant de taon dans ta tente

The Immortal Xicree Sect cultivates in the Xicree Heart Sutra and practices the Eighteen Xicree Subduing Palm and taking the Xicree Gathering Pills and guards the Xicree Suppression Tower.