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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Pyrrha versus Cinder in this universe is going to go much differently. Cinder’s gonna have a hard time shooting her arrows when she’s being both Force-choked and electrocuted by Force lightning. Oh, and the lightsaber, can’t forget about that. Jaune: wait, Pyrrha, don’t kill her! She has intel...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Evil GILF Summer/Salem is the kind of evil that is easily distracted by not only grandbabies, but everything surrounding them. Conquering a kingdom gets put off because some of the local PTA moms are trying to get cookies banned and she’s made it her mission to join the PTA and subvert it so...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ruby tries to gift Jaune a sabotage weapon for a fight, but he wins with the broken weapon anyway, thinking the enemy just hit the weapon too hard or it was his own fault it broke. Yang tries the ‘start a fight then misdirect hostile towards target’ approach, only for the target to bro it up...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Santa Versus Salem

    Salem emerged from her ruined castle hold, her minions scattered or now ash I’ve been told. “Fly my pretties!” She cried into the night, with pools of Griffons and other monsters taking to flight. “Bring me that fat man from off his sleigh ride, so that I might finally skin his worthless hide!”...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    While new research shows that most dinosaurs were chonkier than we thought (in some cases significantly), given the mentioned number of genetic changes/bottlenecks and lifestyle habits, I can see the ol’ girl only being seven tons. I think the current record is a T Rex femur nicknamed Goliath...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A cursed mummy head that only speaks the truth, regardless of how much the information might hurt the asker’s feelings. It’s considered cursed because of the sheer number of people that tried to get rid of it. Or some kind of scarab beetle gold pendant that comes alive and possesses people with...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    There’s the obvious ‘female mummy is now attracted to Jaune’ trope, but then there’s also the possibility of a male mummy trying to give Jaune hilariously out of context dating and relationship advice.
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Could be a case where it’s so ancient that only Ozpin or Salem would know which originates first, if they even remember it. That’s also assuming they didn’t spontaneously develop along similar lines without any contact, sorta like the cultural idea of dragons belonging to so many cultures that...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Isabel is cousin to Evelyn Arc, Rick’s wife, and they swing by for a visit after yet another zany adventure out in some remote area of Remnant. The fact that they seem to keep getting richer after every adventure whilst not even trying and facing danger constantly is annoying to Blake, but...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    On top of just thinking of questions they did or might have asked in Parks and Rec, there’d be plenty others for in universe. Councilman Arc, are you currently single? Councilman Arc, if you aren’t single, are you open to exploring polygamy? Councilman, why does it hurt when I lay in the sun...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Since there’s no Geneva Conventions against Grimm, I could easily see flak artillery in the past being used on group of Grimm on the ground and in the sky as well. If not one bullet, throw so many bullets they can’t dodge or turn the area into clouds of shrapnel. Part of the problem with...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Except if he’s been raising them since he was twelve, how can one of them be a baby? If he’s 18 here then the youngest would still have to be 6.
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    We get a combination of a time travel and cloning/splicing plot where Jaune is turned into a number of different versions of himself. We get normal Jaune, older and much more mature ‘daddy’ Jaune, baby Jaune that causes every motherly instinct to go into overdrive, and old man Jaune who seems...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Nana: dominate her on the battlefield and then in the bedroom! Once you have won both she must take your last name as is tradition! Granny: granddaughter, break his hips! Show him true power of dragon! Break brain and make him kowtow in arena and in bedroom! Jaune and Yang are incredibly...
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    Governor's Gambit - Star Wars SI into Imperial Governor

    The other superweapons I can immediately think of are the Sun Crusher, Eye of Palpatine, the Eclipse, and maybe the plans for things like World Devastators and the Galaxy Gun. The former can and will be problems eventually, and this isn’t counting all those super star destroyers that I would...
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