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Chapter 16: Dutty Love
Shinonono Houki didn't like a lot of things.
She didn't like how cold some mornings would get when she woke up for her morning exercises; she admits that the ramen that was served in her old school was the worst she had ever tasted, and she was getting peeved at how much...
Chapter 15: Comin Down
A part of me wanted to watch the duel between Ichi Boy and Flatboard in the hangar, but the scared glares I got from the girls meant to fight after them convinced me to find somewhere else to watch the brawl. So I considered myself surprised that I was allowed to enter...
Chapter 14: Aces High
Breathe in…
Breathe out…
Inhale…
Exhale…
And relax…
Fuck, that wasn't working.
I pulled out a cigarette to ease my nerves, only for Kendo Princess to snatch it away. "What part of 'No Smoking' didn't you get, Lovelock?"
We were in the day of the class representative...
Chapter 13: Oh Lord
"Guys, I am kind of busy preparing myself to take care of Lady Di by the legit way this time."
"So you did sabotage her!"
"It took you that long to figure it out, Samurai Bitch? Who was your sister again?"
"You…!"
"Girls, please stop."
Once again, Ichi and Princess went...
Chapter 12: Heaven Is a Place On Earth
So Friday arrived, and nothing much worth telling happened. Both the Class Representative Tournament and Alcott's recovery would occur in a week, Rinny was still sour at Ichika for whatever the Pork Promise was about, and we did get a lesson about weapon...
Chapter 11: I Love Beijing Tiananmen
Not even less than 48 hours and we already have another psycho after Ichika…
Ok, let me explain. The day after getting slaved by Princess Cuntasia, things returned to what passed as normal in the ISA. Maya was doing her best to not get too handsy with Ichi...
Chapter 10: Your Ridicule
"What the fuck are you doing here?!" I asked the fake Ruskie, who was sitting at the center of the Salem Hoes' trials.
"She won her duel, and now she's the student council president." Brunhilde then left me the wolves. "Try to not hurt her too bad, Sarashiki."
I...
Chapter 9: Firestarter.
So, while Daryl was exaggerating how many girls already hated me here, it turns out there was a resentment brewing in the halls of the Infinite Stratos Academy aimed at yours truly.
It turns out Kendo Princess actually did a good job in keeping the other hoes away from...
Chapter 8: Lafaye
So that went well, maybe too well…
There I was, sitting and watching the TV, wondering if I should have gone all in with either the sabotage or helping the Kendo kids.
Despite not being at the same hangar and not being that good at technical stuff, I could tell Ichika's IS...
Chapter 7: Mass Destruction
Monday arrived, and unlike most Mondays, this one was one I was kind of looking for, if only because two of my current pains in the ass would be dealt with.
I was very tempted to "tamper" with Yaku-cunt's IS, but I felt it wasn't worth the risk of blowing my cover on...
Chapter 6: Hope of Deliverance
"Calibrations are at expected results."
"But what about the mental receptors of the drones? Can you handle the strain against your brain it may require?"
"Well, I don't believe the monkey to be capable enough to make that a problem."
"Can't you bitches tone it...
Chapter 5: Hard Times
It was around 8:00 PM when I, Ichika, and Hoiku went to Arena 3. The doors were closed, and there were no guards around to see if anything was fishy at this hour. I pulled out the red keycard, and voila, the doors were unlocked.
"Are you sure we aren't going to get...
Chapter 4: Hey, I Don't Work Here!
When I arrived at where the Kendo club was, I was expecting it to be something like that one Gundam show where the robots were fighting with martial arts. Something like the IS pilots trying to smack each other silly, not with bamboo sticks, but with something...
Chapter 3: I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
First thought of the day: couches are shit beds. No wonder it is the favorite punishment of most wives everywhere for their deadbeat husbands.
Second thought of the day: Cold turkey sucks; I needed to find a place for a quick smoke if I wanted to function...
Chapter 2: Can I Play With Madness?
By the next class, I could tell Kendo Princess failed to kill any of the classmates, given she wasn't expelled. I did take some satisfaction at seeing her with a black eye, courtesy of the IS inspectors. Thanks for the heads up, bitch. She also seemed to be...