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AsTheGlassMelts
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AsTheGlassMelts

Believe in me!, Male, 24

Just bought Tanya the Evil tickets for tomorrow. Excited. May 15, 2019

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    1. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Just bought Tanya the Evil tickets for tomorrow. Excited.
    2. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      I've seen so much F/GO NTR that I make sure all my support servants are manly men.
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      3. daimahou
        daimahou
        Feb 16, 2019
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      4. Imabot
        Imabot
        In his Valentine scene he tells how often he got gifts of sweets and other food from people who admired him. Poor bastard haven't realized those supposed friends wanted to kill him with diabetes.
        Feb 16, 2019
      5. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Because the Romans were very decadent. Why do you think they're always portrayed as lying back on a cushioned longchair being fanned by ferns and being fed grapes?
        Feb 17, 2019
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    3. linkjames24
      linkjames24
      Hey there friend! That's a nice avatar you have there. Mind passing the source?
      1. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        It's an OC by Space Jin(artist) called Zoe. This is the best picture she's got and her personality and everything else isn't really that great; She was literally created to crush nuts, not my thing, but damn if she isn't hot.

        There's maybe 31 pictures of her that exist? You can probably find them all by looking for zoe_(space_jin) on basically any booru, recommend danbooru for being useful.
        Feb 3, 2019
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      2. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        The body though. Hnnng. I like my women cut, ripped, or shredded; as well as tall with all possible dreams packed in. So the body is basically perfect.
        Feb 3, 2019
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    4. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      So regarding Your Heart, is your desire to companion her platonic, or otherwise? :P
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      2. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        I checked at exactly the right moment, I guess :!
        May 19, 2018
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      3. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        I'm a student at her Cram School. If she was a teacher at UA she'd probably be in a position where I didn't see much of her, or I'd have to get rid of one of the teachers.
        May 19, 2018
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      4. duburu
        duburu
        Heart
        Jan 23, 2019
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    5. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      When my stories have the Christian God in them, he's usually one of those "Riajuu, explode!" kinda guys. In DxD? He died a virgin.
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    6. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      *headcats*

      I recall you saying English isn't your first language. If you don't mind me asking, what /is/ your mother tongue?
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      3. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        The non-spoken Japanese is a problem though. I can read the simple stuff but Kanji was a mistake and china must burn.
        Apr 2, 2018
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      4. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        ...meanwhile, I've forgotten most of what I know about the only foreign language I ever learned.
        Apr 2, 2018
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      5. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        When you learn a new language you should do your best to think in that language as well, for at least a time; Then you'll find it very hard to forget even if you never hear or think of it for years.
        Apr 2, 2018
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    7. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      First time I got to use 'I got a bridge to sell ya' and I nerded it up with 'Would you like to buy the Bifrost?' and felt cool.
      1. Seru
        Seru
        CONTEXT, NAO!!!!!
        Mar 26, 2018
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    8. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      My metrosexual cousin's birthday is on womens day. His girlfriend and I have realized this and we haven't brought it up. Giggles were had.
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    9. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      One day, I'll release a whole story all at once from the start, to prevent my embarrassment from stopping me from releasing the rest.
      1. DuskAtDawn
        DuskAtDawn
        You could always try your hand at One-Shots.
        Nov 30, 2017
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    10. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      What about Your Heart did you like?
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      3. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Some thoughts I have for after the crazy shit (maybe even USJ...), with UA deciding to buff the first year students and teachers through her as a PR and actual safety move: She removes the distinction between Shouto's right and left sides (meaning he can do fire or ice out of both sides)...
        Nov 30, 2017
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      4. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        and then, in a fit of inspiration at his dual quirk, manages to instill Yao-Momo with a newly created 'destruction' quirk as a twin to her natural 'creation' - it absorbs and converts an item she's touching into fat and nutrients, and gives her knowledge of it's structure and composition (Meaning she can use it to learn how to make things with Creation).
        Nov 30, 2017
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      5. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        (Only possible in the heat of the moment, with the structure of Half Cold Half Hot still fresh in her mind)
        Nov 30, 2017
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    11. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      I'm existing so hard right now that someone else is writing my SI for me.
      1. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        *deletes existence by accident*
        Nov 2, 2017
    12. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      After about a quarter of a moon I am back. Gone longer than I thought I'd be. Glad I made no promises of schedule.
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    13. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      I spent a week without internet and all I did was build the same build over and over again for a jumpchain I wanted to write...
      1. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        Really? You mean you got it right the first time, then second-guessed yourself? Then third-guessed yourself? Then fourth-guessed yourself? Then....
        Oct 13, 2017
      2. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        Yes. For a whole week, and I just deleted it and redid it, then realized 'This is the same build' then thought it could be better and deleted it and redid it and thought 'this is the same build.'
        Oct 14, 2017
    14. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Focusing too much on writing Jumpchain and not enough on writing Pokemon. See? Improving without posting! Hahah... hah... ha... I suck. D:
    15. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Nobody thinks about how fucking metal Japan is just for watching their people struggle to move and saying shit like 'It's just a cold.'
    16. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Pokemon. I'm just gonna ignore the fact that being caught seems to give you an immunity to being caught. That's retarded. Makes no sense.
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      3. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Of course, that's the games. The Anime may have a different stance on it.
        Oct 1, 2017
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      4. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        As the games came first they're probably the 'canon,' like the manga is for most anime since it came first. I planned on using sort of a mix though, so we'll see.
        Oct 1, 2017
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      5. DuskAtDawn
        DuskAtDawn
        The explanation I've seen is that when a 'Mon is caught, part of the process is chipping the 'Mon (not with an actual chip, but by putting it in the red energy stuff that the 'Mon turns into somehow). Official balls won't capture something that's been chipped, but illegally made ones like the snag balls can catch them and override the chipping.

        It's not perfect, but it does make some sense.
        Oct 2, 2017
    17. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Scrapped the ROB scene. Scrapped all power-choosing scenes. Dropping the reader into the middle of the story. Read a good SI, copying that.
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      2. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        I'm a hack, though. I'm a writer who has absolutely no idea what I'm doing.

        I just read an SI that felt GOOD, and thought 'Why is this so good?' and decided, it was at least in part because it lacks the needless bloat my stories would have. So I'm trying to cut those things out; The blatant meta things that aren't REALLY a part of the story.
        Sep 28, 2017
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      3. Seru
        Seru
        I included a ROB scene in spoiler to emphasize that the ROB is not completely Malignant in March. Just selfish.
        Sep 28, 2017
      4. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        Anything can be good in writing, I was just analyzing why mine was not as good as what I was reading. The conclusion that I came to was, even though anything can be good in writing, I am not capable of making a good ROB or Power Choice scene so let's get rid of them. This guy had the right idea for people like us.
        Sep 28, 2017
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    18. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Ditto is the perfect starter. Fuck any girl you want if Ditto gets a look at her. Breeds with every pokemon so you only need one each.
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      3. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        They can normally transform perfectly. The anime and manga make it clear that it's not normal for them to fuck up the faces like they do; The first ditto you see in the anime stopped being an entertainer because he couldn't change his face. Most dittos can. One ditto was used to pretend to be Sabrina and sneak into Team Rocket's base.
        Sep 28, 2017
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      4. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        They can perfectly imitate anything they look at, from abilities to knowledge, including but not limited to how to use those abilities. There's a Ditto that imitates someone and pretends to be a mechanic, and a Ditto that pretends to be ASH and Misty believes it. In anime we see it imitate pokemon sounds, in manga it speaks, and in game it changes cries.
        Sep 28, 2017
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      5. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        That is not what I meant by canon. Obviously things would be far more realistic. They'd maybe have a 10 pool before needing to sleep or rest, maybe, but what I meant was more like they can't learn energy ball or pound like they can in the anime and TCG, and while the maps and events would be similar they'd obviously be more realistic with FAR more distance between towns etc. And many more towns besides.
        Sep 28, 2017
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    19. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      People that think advocating morality is somehow wrong, a high horse they say. I hate them. How is trying to be good some vanity play? Hate.
      1. RandytheBlackKnight
        RandytheBlackKnight
        It's certainly not something you want to do when talking hard facts, but there's nothing wrong with advocating morality in and of itself.
        Sep 27, 2017
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        For many people morality means different things and for much of human history, morality has been twisted and used to do evil. For instance, if we were to advocate the morality of most religions, I would be going to hell and so would most of the people on this website.

        That's my problem with the advocation of morality in a nutshell. Too many people try to use it as a cover word for outright prudishness.
        Sep 27, 2017
      3. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        My morality isn't even a good one, I just can't stand to be thought to be using it as... Pomp? The english words for these things are hard because you don't see them ever used, but when someone is pretending to be something they are not because it makes them look better, or feel better.

        My morals are real, even if I know they're not good ones, and being told I can 'stay on my high horse' grinds my gears.
        Sep 27, 2017
    20. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Girlfriend found a job but not me. Lonely being the only one in a new place. No distractions from writing aside from procrastination though.
    21. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Sophia Hess is probably a Predditor.
      1. GhostKaiju
        GhostKaiju
        A what
        Sep 18, 2017
      2. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        It was a reddit joke. I'm not very funny, but I had to put it somewhere after I thought of it.
        Sep 18, 2017
    22. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Never moving back to Florida, as a just in case kinda thing. Gonna find some place in the Central States. Insurance will still pay me.
    23. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Can't meet my own story standards because I'm a reader of quality but a writer of quantity. Quantity is a quality, but not when writing it.
    24. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Looking for dirty words with normal meanings, like Cleavage, Erection, Penetration, Intercourse, Edging, and Climax.
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      3. DuskAtDawn
        DuskAtDawn
        Impale, Thrust, and any of the many, many euphemisms for masturbation, like Fiddle. Fingering someone, for example, means pointing them out (usually in a crime novel.)

        Hump is another, though it might be hard to use, since the innocent version is a noun while the naughty one's a verb.
        Sep 11, 2017
      4. Thief of Words
        Thief of Words
        Lubrication, fingered, plowed, any double entendre.
        Sep 11, 2017
      5. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        None of these are what I'm looking for, but thanks. I'm more in need of words with much larger meanings. Erection in example is being used to denote the arc in which the character is building up his place in the world, gathering assets, forming a base. Penetration is an infiltration arc. It's large-scale things I'm in need of.
        Sep 11, 2017
    25. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      So I'm not really that clever. I've got Cleavage, Erection, Penetration, Edging, and Climax as dirty words with normal meanings. Others?
      1. NorthSouthGorem
        Sep 11, 2017
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      2. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        Looking for actions, but I'll totally use that too. Thanks for helping!
        Sep 11, 2017
    26. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Is it really an SI if it's doing things I wouldn't do, for the sake of being a better read? Would it sate my power fantasies if it wasn't?
      1. Heather_Sinclair
        Heather_Sinclair
        If it's doing things you wouldn't do then it's called an Original Character. Or you can define it as an SI/OC mesh.
        Sep 8, 2017
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    27. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Bonding with my girlfriend on this trip, she thinks my SI's are boring because I'm 'A goody two shoes who's scared of everything.'
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      2. Seru
        Seru
        LOL
        Sep 8, 2017
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    28. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      I've made it out! Gonna head a bit further west to dodge Atlanta, but I'm out of the hurricane's target zone. Insurance will do the rest.
      1. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        Got my directions mixed up, east is the potentially bad way. Heading west instead.
        Sep 7, 2017
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      2. Subrosian_Smithy
        Subrosian_Smithy
        That's good! Glad you're gonna be safe.
        Sep 7, 2017
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    29. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      Just read Keeno's Journey. I laughed and cried and was satisfied. That's my fanon Evil Eye from now on.
      1. AsTheGlassMelts
        AsTheGlassMelts
        Sep 2, 2017
    30. AsTheGlassMelts
      AsTheGlassMelts
      I decrypt RPGmaker games and play them in my own RPG editor so I can save and then create events that apply necessary cheats just whenever.
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