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Recent content by BanzEye

  1. BanzEye

    [Harry Potter] Malfoid Stories

    That, or he just doesn’r see her that way. One can acknowledge that someone is pretty without wanting to kiss them.
  2. BanzEye

    Fate/Knights of the Heroic Throne

    Oh dear. Dod retreating from the chamber like that is all but confirmation, and it definitely doesn't look good. At this point, there'll probably be more than just 2 Jedi sent out…
  3. BanzEye

    [Harry Potter] Malfoid Stories

    Am I the only one who wants the absolute hilarity of Hermione and Daphne deciding to share a very bewildered Ron? COMEDY.
  4. BanzEye

    Seriously. Have You TRIED the Cookies?

    That's how you go from "Lana Beniko" to "Cackling while throwing Sith lightning at some poor schmuck".
  5. BanzEye

    Fate/Knights of the Heroic Throne

    The entire Chommell Sector? That's...ambitious. Far more ambitious than canon. And not something easily ignored, because one planet being blockaded and invaded is one thing. An entire sector under siege? Even if only temporary, even if it's only to get at one planet...that's an extraordinary...
  6. BanzEye

    [Harry Potter] Malfoid Stories

    And then we get essays about how it's actually a cancel culture plot where the SB admins are laughing evilly in their “Cancel Culture” lair…or something Which…why. I came here for Female Malfoy stories, not fucking essays. If I wanted an essay, I'd go to a library. Not to mention I really...
  7. BanzEye

    [Harry Potter] Malfoid Stories

    Once more, Chan ruins everything. News at 11. Yeah…look, hate the rule or not, I don't care. Your opinion. But continuing to use the term, knowing it was banned, isn't some grand act of defiance. It's just dumb, counterproductive, and a waste of everyone's time. We get it, you hate...
  8. BanzEye

    [Harry Potter] Malfoid Stories

    …One, racism is never funny (yes yes, yuck it up, unlike some people I don't think casual racism no matter the reason is funny), second of all that's still racist. Also, racist humour is a low form of humour, and some of us have that elusive thing called standards. We can get our laughs without...
  9. BanzEye

    Seriously. Have You TRIED the Cookies?

    If the Shadows weren’t shadowing the completely unsubtle Sith, I will eat my hat. Seriously, they are so unsubtle it hurts.
  10. BanzEye

    Seriously. Have You TRIED the Cookies?

    I still don’t get the sheer obsession with killing Jar Jar…it just feels so petty- Oh. Right. Sith. Carry on, then.
  11. BanzEye

    Seriously. Have You TRIED the Cookies?

    Welp. He's doomed. Nice knowing ya, kid.
  12. BanzEye

    Seriously. Have You TRIED the Cookies?

    …What? What? What? Okay, first of all, where the hell did "blacksploitation" come from? People don't like Jar Jar because the jokes weren't that funny and he was narratively kinda useless, not…whatever that is. Personally, I found him kinda funny - not overtly so, but a chuckle or two at his...
  13. BanzEye

    Seriously. Have You TRIED the Cookies?

    …Why, though? Jar Jar’s kinda bad, sure, but he gets better (and far more helpful) by the Clone Wars.
  14. BanzEye

    An Everdistant Horizon (Worm/Horizon Series)

    Nobody tell Taylor that Aloy - Elizabet’s clone - did, indeed, ride machines. Actually, no, someone tell her. It’ll be hilarious.
  15. BanzEye

    Fate/Knights of the Heroic Throne

    One of these is not like the others. Certainly an escalation and a half.
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