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Biigoh
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I saw this one nice "simulation system" that has a complete loop; you gain one sim per 30 days, in a random world, and you can use a free mode which is text based and a paid-by-power-level mode that is isekai based that unlike free mode you can do quests. At the end of sim, you gain 10 random rewards, which you can pay to buy, afterwards gain 1 random free of the unbought in 10
Kind of like the "simulation system" for its soft-isekai elements, especially if you put it in a bland but dangerous setting, like a historical one or xianxia/wuxia, you know what I mean, like everyone else is riding swords, and you're a hokage with a devil fruit and homelander's psychosis
I didn't really believe in the concept of "poison" as it's used here for stories that have elements that turn off readers, but then I ran into this one isekai story where the MC gave away the girl whom he liked and who liked him because the setting's original protagonist liked her, because MC thought being a love rival with the protagonist would bring him bad luck
like what the fuck
I never really understood what made sword cultivators so special, like having a sword fly around? Wingardium leviosa. Have it fight for you? Dancing swords.
I mean, it's not like they're lightsabers or something...
TIL the ancient form of 射, the word for "to shoot", is literally a little dude with a bow and arrow
I really like that line that when translated into english, it's kinda like, "I don't care what kind of background you have, since you're here in front of me, then if you're a tiger then crouch down, if you're a dragon then coil yourself," or something like that
If you glue a sword to the broom a witch rides on, then she can be a sword cultivator
I hate these "Take Disciples System and Gain X Times Reward From Their Gains/Your Investment/etc." for how they always have a cute little disciple who wants to fuck the MC, but the MC always acts like a "demur gentleman" and keeps rejecting their student, despite being horny as fuck, like fucking be honest, you little bitch, fuck
That one Naruto story where boi MC is forced by his cheat system to dress like a cute girl to get buffs and accidentally seduces every other boi is actually kind of interesting
Kinda wanna do a wuxia-esque story
I kinda like the newbie pack that gives me everything but I also kinda hate it
good news you isekaied
bad news there no cheats
I tried to keep reading the "I'm the only normal person in a chuuni fake-xiuxian world", but I can't get passed the chapter where the college professor tries to feed MC "spirit crystals" and they're actually pieces of literal poop, and the professor is just eating it right in front of MC like that, I just can't keep reading anymore
Prompt: You wanted to prove that the chosen one genre is superior to the system genre, so you isekaied and became heaven-chan's chosen one, but she tells you that your original life as a waste playboy who turns his life around has been interrupted by something called a 'villain system' and your original miniboss now wants to steal your fortunes, your girls, and even your life
Looking back, Akira Toriyama is more cultured than he appears
Why does 猫王 translate to "Elvis" instead of "cat king"?
For all that Akira Toriyama is a hack at writing plot, he's got one thing right, like, most wuxia stories want to have competitions, but barely any of them have a "world's strongest" or whatever kind of tournament, so it's like you know
They say that old tanukian rulers used to believe biigohs didn't get dirty in the water so they used biigoh necks to wipe their balls after leafy
They say that old russian rulers used to believe swans didn't get dirty in the water so they used swan necks to wipe their butts after poopy
She and you had an engagement at birth, and she had double spirits, jade beauty, innate full spiritual power, born with innate supreme bones, a strange old ring, a mysterious jade bottle, excellent talent, nine dragons chariot, etc. but something happened three years ago causing her to become ugly and wasted and useless and incapable of cultivation.
So you're on your way to break the engagement with her right now.
you know like how they purposely don't take credit for something good they did
causing all kinds of troublee
I feel like I'm starting to hate main characters that unnecessarily stay low key to "avoid trouble" when doing so causes more trouble than just showing off
It seems like every cheater gains a drop of pangu essence blood, it's like there's a billion systems sucking on pangu's blood no wonder he died after making the world
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I saw this one historical one that really got me inspired to write (almost), basically an isekai without cheats, helps a powerless figurehead boy-emperor into becoming powerful, becomes prime minister, but emperor doesn't trust him anymore, so he heads off to mongolia and starts a steppe kingdom and fights back, it's AU!sevenkingdoms/warring states era, uplifts with ironblooded cavalry and barbarian girls
In mythology, the ancestral dragon was such a huge pervert or perhaps just welsh, he fucked cows, chickens, turtles, fish, etc. etc. that he had nine different species as descendants
龙生九子
龙生九子，是指在古代中国神话传说中，龙生有九子，九子不成龙，各有所好。比喻同胞兄弟品质、爱好各不相同。在中国的传统文化中，九表示极多。有一种说法说，这里并非指龙生了九子，而是泛指一个虚数。龙生九子是有出处的，不容混淆。龙，是中国的“图腾”。
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I saw this one Toriko x Jujutsu Kaisen crossover where all curse spirits are actually food ingredients
The Chinese translation of "Scarlet Monastery" turns out to be "血色修道院", which is literally "Blood-Colored Cultivating Dao Courtyard", it's like you don't even need to do any tweaks, just change aesthetics and a setting is a different genre -
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