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Biigoh
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Biigoh

Primordial Tanuki

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https://twitter.com/umi_umi95106/status/1765754834064711883?s=20 Mar 8, 2024

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    1. d.fish
      d.fish
      the best way to prepare a Gardevoir for those beauty contests is to feed her papaya and massage her chest
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        lewd
        Feb 25, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        no, protein injections will just taint her purity, best leave her body unbroken
        Feb 25, 2024
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      5. Florian
        Florian
        Not when it's the right kind of injection.
        Feb 26, 2024
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    2. d.fish
      d.fish
      For example, there was that one tribulation where an arhat went to test a meritorious king, but he kept taking the donations from people who needed it, so the king tossed him out and soaked him in a river for 3 days, so the arhat sent a famine to the kingdom, and his pet lion went and killed the king, transformed into the king, and fucked the king's wife while the king's corpse soaked in a pond for 3 years
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        That doesn't sound very virtuous.
        Feb 24, 2024
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        buddhists aren't, especially in journey to the west, lmao
        Feb 24, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        I guess that might be why a certain Tripitaka was extra tasty...
        Feb 24, 2024
    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      If you think about it, Journey to the West is kinda like Grimm's fairy tales, you know, with how brutal and bloody the originals are compared to adaptions
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Borks... tanuki dun know what to think about that
        Feb 24, 2024
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    4. d.fish
      d.fish
      I mean, that wasn't the only thing censored, right?

      Tripitaka got killed and eaten by Sandy nine times in nine previous reincarnations, and Sandy tied those nine skulls into a necklace around his neck, right?

      But in the cartoons or the shows, you only see like, you know, beads or some shit
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        It was an older translation of journey to the west? Like book book...

        Of course... tanuki are old creatures and may have forgotten stuff!
        Feb 24, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        I'm like kinda sure this is like the one, but idk maybe idk english idk
        Feb 24, 2024
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Bork
        Feb 24, 2024
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    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      wtf did you know Pepper Potts' Chinese translated name is super cute? It's "小辣椒", isn't that adorable???
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Little chilli? XD
        Feb 24, 2024
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    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's weird that it's a chinese saying that "some people are born in rome and some people never reach rome" to talk about the inequality of birth, or is there a different origin? I can't tell because I'm stupid
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        It sounds right thou... XD
        Feb 24, 2024
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        yeah but I only see that idiom being used in chinese stories...
        Feb 24, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        It's a catchy line... so don't bully the young or the poor! because something 30 miles east to west
        Feb 24, 2024
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      For some reason I don't remember seeing the parts of Journey to the West where that dude murders the dragon king of the river and then the dragon king's ghost goes and haunts li shimin to death, but people say it's there

      mandela effect or censorship?
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        it's literally dragon king haunts emperor to death, new emperor does that shit and makes tang seng go fuck west, and then everyone other than the monk gets eaten by a demon, so he fucks off to get goku
        Feb 24, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Feb 24, 2024
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Bork @_@
        Feb 24, 2024
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    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      so you know the ultimate villain in stephen chow's kung fu hustle, the guy who said in the world of martial arts speed determines the winner, so anyway he does that toad kung fu, right, so apparently that's from like the sequel of the return of the condor heroes, there's a villain in there named ouyang feng, who's kinda an asshole rapist murderer good guy, anyway he uses a toad skill too
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Yesh... Kung Fu hustle has lots of inspiration sources
        Feb 24, 2024
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    9. d.fish
      d.fish
      so they made a Chinese version of breaking bad and it's actually really good like it's it might not be as, you know, well acted, because it takes a lot of cues from source material, but it's more complicated and delves deeper into the south east asian trade, and it's... dirtier and grittier too
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        I think the main difference between this series and the American breaking bad is that in this version the guy has a full head of hair, he's savvy and smooth and capable of charming anyone despite being middle-aged, well-connected and capable of managing a giant business empire based on drugs, and well educated in all sorts of information so that he's never caught off guard or caught flat footed
        Feb 23, 2024
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      what is more interesting, someone born a psychopath, or something becoming a psychopath due to later circumstances?
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Second one
        Feb 23, 2024
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      3. Florian
        Florian
        I mean, they both tell different stories. If you just say it plain like that it's obvious since there is more to it when you have "circumstances" and thus it's more interesting plus people like for there to always be a reason for stuff to happen even if some stuff is just random. Something something Paarthurnax struggling with the circumstances of ones birth.
        Feb 24, 2024
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    11. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's weird that "Horcrux" is translated as "魂器", when the literal definition of the words is "soul device", which kind of makes sense but not really since whore crusts are more like soul containers or whatever, right, but you know, "魂器" is used in a lot of other medias and settings, especially the ones with soul stuff or "soul" stuff, you know the kinda fantasy magic that just gets labeled "soul" without any reason
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Whore crux? Xd
        Feb 23, 2024
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    12. d.fish
      d.fish
      Other people isekai to near past: "Uhh... buy some apple stock and bitcoins?"
      This fucking dude: "Let's bet on them 9.0+ earthquakes killing people by shorting rubber futures."
      1. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Woah... Well... Read a Korean one where he gained political capital by taking advantage of an earthquake
        Feb 23, 2024
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    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      I think what's interesting about this kind of "multiple settings SI'd at the same time by one MC" type thing is that you could, instead of a "know all" or "know none" scenario, you could have the MC be familiar with some settings, and unfamiliar with others, for example if MC only knows anime but not games, or movies and not anime, etc. in this way you can mix "invincible genre" with "exploration genre"
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Yesh
        Feb 23, 2024
    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      If you think about it, mortals being puppets of the gods is apt enough, if this world is a simulation and the ones outside determining fate are players, then the little npcs inside the simulation are puppets, or whatever

      basically danmachi
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Sims
        Feb 23, 2024
    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      it be like

      "Name: Arceus
      Introduction: Creator God of the Universe, with one thought all Pokemon, Humanity, and existence came to be
      Occupation: Pet"
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Look, dun judge Arceus' pet play kink
        Feb 23, 2024
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      3. Florian
        Florian
        And that's just one of his "arms". He is in fact multiple peoples pet at the same time!
        Feb 23, 2024
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    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      I just don't understand why Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid is so well know in a sort of cult following way in China, like every isekai story that is a multiverse has like a one in ten chance of having the MC come here to take a flower
    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      "gu poison" would be so much more fun if it was spelled like "goo poison"
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      2. Passing Pinecone
        Passing Pinecone
        It's just someone flicking a spoon of sticky jelly at you...
        Feb 21, 2024
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Grey goo?
        Feb 23, 2024
    18. Biigoh
      1. Passing Pinecone
        Passing Pinecone
        *pulls out small paint kit and stealthily recolours one of the flowers*
        Feb 21, 2024
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    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      "I want to be the King of Pirates", but in Chinese, you know, "我是要成为海贼王的男人" can also be translated as "I want to be the Pirate King's man", or perhaps "I want to marry the Pirate King"
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Meow!
        Feb 21, 2024
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    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      A lot of these Chinese Naruto fanfics write Hiruzen like he is Mao, especially with how he sacrifices his son, the other one not Asuma, in the third war in some of these stories like as an example to the villagers or whatever, you know
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Better than the other Hiruzen who helped Danzo kill off the Senju
        Feb 21, 2024
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    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      saw this one weird idea where the SI MC gains the concept of "world trees" or just really big trees, and they isekai multiple times like branches into different settings with like a giant fucking tree in the middle of things and each instance of their isekai is connected with the other ones
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        lol SI MC in Inuyasha got mad at Kikyo for nailing a half breed mongrel on his bark
        Feb 21, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Based on the bark? XD
        Feb 21, 2024
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        not dog bark, tree bark, you know what I mean
        Feb 21, 2024
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    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      Ahoge is written as 呆毛... dumb fur?
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      I was reading this fanfic, and this MC/author-insert had to choose between 1. having his sharingan open (he's an uchiha anyway), thunder breathing from kimetsu no yaiba which is just a sword art that looks cool, and the sui sui no mi which is the devil fruit that lets you swim through everything so if you develop it you could probably swim through the river of time...
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        don't ask me I don't know
        Feb 20, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Borks... I mean I can see it... Thunder Breathing IS flashy
        Feb 21, 2024
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        I guess it's a double negative feedback loop; I don't like the MC, but he's representative of the author, so I don't like the author, so since I don't like the author, I don't like that he's inserting himself as the MC, and since I don't like the MC, I don't like the author, and since I don't like the author, I don't like the MC
        Feb 21, 2024
    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      Imagine cultivating for 227 million years to become golden immortal, and then another 100 million years to become emperor in heaven, and then you're like, I might as well ascend now to an even higher existence, right? And then you do that, only to arrive in a wuxia setting.
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Wuxia is the ultimate level... because when your god tier power is equal/based on the environment, well... gotta start from scratch!
        Feb 19, 2024
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      The truth of Journey to the West, in essence, is profits.

      After all, when Wukong caused havoc in heaven, all accounts and records were destroyed, and all things were in chaos.

      What does this mean? It means that this is the perfect opportunity for everyone involved to embezzle and steal the accumulation of heaven, which is the sum of hundreds of millions of years of wealth.
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        Therefore, afterwards, only those involved and Wukong know how much is really stolen, which is why every time Wukong goes up into heaven for favors or anything else, he could get exactly what he wants, because those heavenly immortal officials all know that the only blackmail material there is is in Wukong's hands.
        Feb 19, 2024
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        For example, how many peaches were really eaten, how many golden pills were really stolen, how many armaments were really destroyed, how many heavenly horses were released and lost, how many celestial fairy virgins were really raped... who knows except the ones involved in each specific case, and Wukong?
        Feb 19, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Sounds right! Lady FishFish!
        Feb 19, 2024
    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      There ought to be an AI image tool for drawing a green hat on people in a picture
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        *green hats biigoh*
        Feb 18, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        borks!
        Feb 18, 2024
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        lol
        Feb 18, 2024
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    27. d.fish
      d.fish
      大唐雙龍傳 is such a good setting for a wuxia tabletop campaign
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Wasn't there that really famous pirate queen, Zheng Yi Sao?
        Feb 17, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        but that's like way later, this is like the sui-tang era
        Feb 17, 2024
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        it's like comparing pirates of the caribbean with the norman conquest of england
        Feb 17, 2024
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    28. d.fish
      d.fish
      We won't be making AI generated porn movies because it will all be copyrighted and DRMed and stuffed behind corporate use restrictions
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    29. d.fish
      d.fish
      I kinda like what Shadowrun did with HK's walled city
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Didn't they just make the same... just "retro modern cyberpunk"?
        Feb 17, 2024
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        yeah, but you know how few western fantasy stories actually use actual east asian settings outside of "generic china" or "generic japan" or "generic korea"
        Feb 17, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        True...
        Feb 17, 2024
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    30. d.fish
      d.fish
      Makoto Shinkai's movies are like the AI generated art version of anime movies
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        saturated colorful backgrounds, generic pretty characters, unmemorable music, boring plot, abstract imagery...
        Feb 16, 2024
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        patpats the fishfish
        Feb 17, 2024
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