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Biigoh
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Biigoh

Primordial Tanuki

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Viva La France~ Mar 22, 2024 at 12:29 AM

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    1. d.fish
      d.fish
      If you think about it, if you have the power to phase through things, hide in shadows, invisibility, then you could act like a ghost
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Spectral tanuki!
        Feb 29, 2024
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    2. d.fish
      d.fish
      A nickname for ghosts is "a piao", you know the "a" is what's put on most nicknames, just like how "-chan" is used in japanese, but the "piao" is "floating", so it's sort of like when you say "oh, and there's an a piao", it's like you're saying "oh, and there's a floatie" or something like that, but it's never really translated well directly, it's hard to find an equivalent
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Borks at the ah piao piao
        Feb 29, 2024
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    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      Bii Changsheng
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Auuuu?
        Feb 28, 2024
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    4. Florian
      Florian
      Hey waiter,
      you gave me mild depression
      but I wanted spicy depression.
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    5. Ranni The Witch
      Ranni The Witch
      Maomao?
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Mao Mao
        Feb 28, 2024
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      3. Ranni The Witch
        Ranni The Witch
        Moe Moe
        Feb 28, 2024
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    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      So Momonga is called Gu (Bone) Aotian, and Rimuru is called Ri Aotian, and Kumoko is called Zhu (Spider) Aotian apparently
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        It's not inaccurate
        Feb 27, 2024
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      in truth, Daluo Jinxian is just something made up by people on the internet trying to do power levels, they're just orthodox immortals, whereas Taiyi Jinxian are just unorthodox, and Dajue Jinxian are buddhist, and they're all just kinda parallel in power in mythology
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    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      "women will only affect the speed at which I draw my blade, but a rich loli will change it to be a better blade"

      "nine out of ten lolis are rich, and one is especially rich"

      "lolis have three good qualities in common: soft voice, soft body, and easy to push down"
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Sounds like a Fishie thing to say!
        Feb 27, 2024
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    9. d.fish
      d.fish
      However, "Demeter" isn't as good as "Ceres", after all, one sounds like "the meter", and that doesn't sound like a good thing at all, and the other sounds like a cute girl, despite her being a mommy milky
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        lol
        Feb 27, 2024
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      Demeter > Hestia
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Mommy vs Virgin.... lol
        Feb 27, 2024
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        I guess I'm also biased against twintails, idk why tho
        Feb 27, 2024
    11. d.fish
      d.fish
      I don't understand why everyone says "Fuck irodori and fakku" but the nature of humanity is to repeat what other people say, so I'll say it too
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    12. d.fish
      d.fish
      you can check out the series 猎冰, which is more breaking bad than breaking bad

      mainly because apparently the protagonist is based off of a real person, like that dude actually exists apparently
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        For real?
        Feb 27, 2024
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Yeah, the guy is a real person, only went to middle school, self-taught chemistry, became a chem teacher, had these weird nationalistic principles of "let's sell to the foreigners only to avenge the opium wars", only was caught because some underlings wanted to make some quick cash and stole some goods and sold domestically
        Feb 27, 2024
      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        had a wife and three kids who didn't know anything, but also had a mistress on the side who helped him with stuff, no "Jessie" though, was moving like 12 tons a day or something, the show is basically just recreating what actually happened, but you know, it's pretty good
        Feb 27, 2024
    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      madara's fire extinguish whatever giant wave jutsu seems deadly, but it's a momentary thing, because you know, it's just a spray of fire, right, but if it was like, water or earth, I think that would be far more devastating, I mean, like, even after the move is used, you'd still have your 200 meter wide 50 meter tall tsunami wave fucking over everything
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Lol, yeah
        Feb 27, 2024
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    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      the best way to prepare a Gardevoir for those beauty contests is to feed her papaya and massage her chest
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        lewd
        Feb 25, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        no, protein injections will just taint her purity, best leave her body unbroken
        Feb 25, 2024
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      5. Florian
        Florian
        Not when it's the right kind of injection.
        Feb 26, 2024
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    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      For example, there was that one tribulation where an arhat went to test a meritorious king, but he kept taking the donations from people who needed it, so the king tossed him out and soaked him in a river for 3 days, so the arhat sent a famine to the kingdom, and his pet lion went and killed the king, transformed into the king, and fucked the king's wife while the king's corpse soaked in a pond for 3 years
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        That doesn't sound very virtuous.
        Feb 24, 2024
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        buddhists aren't, especially in journey to the west, lmao
        Feb 24, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        I guess that might be why a certain Tripitaka was extra tasty...
        Feb 24, 2024
    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      If you think about it, Journey to the West is kinda like Grimm's fairy tales, you know, with how brutal and bloody the originals are compared to adaptions
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Borks... tanuki dun know what to think about that
        Feb 24, 2024
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    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      I mean, that wasn't the only thing censored, right?

      Tripitaka got killed and eaten by Sandy nine times in nine previous reincarnations, and Sandy tied those nine skulls into a necklace around his neck, right?

      But in the cartoons or the shows, you only see like, you know, beads or some shit
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        It was an older translation of journey to the west? Like book book...

        Of course... tanuki are old creatures and may have forgotten stuff!
        Feb 24, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        I'm like kinda sure this is like the one, but idk maybe idk english idk
        Feb 24, 2024
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Bork
        Feb 24, 2024
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    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      wtf did you know Pepper Potts' Chinese translated name is super cute? It's "小辣椒", isn't that adorable???
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Little chilli? XD
        Feb 24, 2024
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    19. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's weird that it's a chinese saying that "some people are born in rome and some people never reach rome" to talk about the inequality of birth, or is there a different origin? I can't tell because I'm stupid
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        It sounds right thou... XD
        Feb 24, 2024
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        yeah but I only see that idiom being used in chinese stories...
        Feb 24, 2024
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      4. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        It's a catchy line... so don't bully the young or the poor! because something 30 miles east to west
        Feb 24, 2024
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    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      For some reason I don't remember seeing the parts of Journey to the West where that dude murders the dragon king of the river and then the dragon king's ghost goes and haunts li shimin to death, but people say it's there

      mandela effect or censorship?
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        it's literally dragon king haunts emperor to death, new emperor does that shit and makes tang seng go fuck west, and then everyone other than the monk gets eaten by a demon, so he fucks off to get goku
        Feb 24, 2024
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Feb 24, 2024
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      5. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Bork @_@
        Feb 24, 2024
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    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      so you know the ultimate villain in stephen chow's kung fu hustle, the guy who said in the world of martial arts speed determines the winner, so anyway he does that toad kung fu, right, so apparently that's from like the sequel of the return of the condor heroes, there's a villain in there named ouyang feng, who's kinda an asshole rapist murderer good guy, anyway he uses a toad skill too
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Yesh... Kung Fu hustle has lots of inspiration sources
        Feb 24, 2024
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    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      so they made a Chinese version of breaking bad and it's actually really good like it's it might not be as, you know, well acted, because it takes a lot of cues from source material, but it's more complicated and delves deeper into the south east asian trade, and it's... dirtier and grittier too
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        I think the main difference between this series and the American breaking bad is that in this version the guy has a full head of hair, he's savvy and smooth and capable of charming anyone despite being middle-aged, well-connected and capable of managing a giant business empire based on drugs, and well educated in all sorts of information so that he's never caught off guard or caught flat footed
        Feb 23, 2024
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      what is more interesting, someone born a psychopath, or something becoming a psychopath due to later circumstances?
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Second one
        Feb 23, 2024
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      3. Florian
        Florian
        I mean, they both tell different stories. If you just say it plain like that it's obvious since there is more to it when you have "circumstances" and thus it's more interesting plus people like for there to always be a reason for stuff to happen even if some stuff is just random. Something something Paarthurnax struggling with the circumstances of ones birth.
        Feb 24, 2024
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    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's weird that "Horcrux" is translated as "魂器", when the literal definition of the words is "soul device", which kind of makes sense but not really since whore crusts are more like soul containers or whatever, right, but you know, "魂器" is used in a lot of other medias and settings, especially the ones with soul stuff or "soul" stuff, you know the kinda fantasy magic that just gets labeled "soul" without any reason
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Whore crux? Xd
        Feb 23, 2024
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      Other people isekai to near past: "Uhh... buy some apple stock and bitcoins?"
      This fucking dude: "Let's bet on them 9.0+ earthquakes killing people by shorting rubber futures."
      1. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Woah... Well... Read a Korean one where he gained political capital by taking advantage of an earthquake
        Feb 23, 2024
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      I think what's interesting about this kind of "multiple settings SI'd at the same time by one MC" type thing is that you could, instead of a "know all" or "know none" scenario, you could have the MC be familiar with some settings, and unfamiliar with others, for example if MC only knows anime but not games, or movies and not anime, etc. in this way you can mix "invincible genre" with "exploration genre"
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Yesh
        Feb 23, 2024
    27. d.fish
      d.fish
      If you think about it, mortals being puppets of the gods is apt enough, if this world is a simulation and the ones outside determining fate are players, then the little npcs inside the simulation are puppets, or whatever

      basically danmachi
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Sims
        Feb 23, 2024
    28. d.fish
      d.fish
      it be like

      "Name: Arceus
      Introduction: Creator God of the Universe, with one thought all Pokemon, Humanity, and existence came to be
      Occupation: Pet"
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      2. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Look, dun judge Arceus' pet play kink
        Feb 23, 2024
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      3. Florian
        Florian
        And that's just one of his "arms". He is in fact multiple peoples pet at the same time!
        Feb 23, 2024
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    29. d.fish
      d.fish
      I just don't understand why Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid is so well know in a sort of cult following way in China, like every isekai story that is a multiverse has like a one in ten chance of having the MC come here to take a flower
    30. d.fish
      d.fish
      "gu poison" would be so much more fun if it was spelled like "goo poison"
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      2. Passing Pinecone
        Passing Pinecone
        It's just someone flicking a spoon of sticky jelly at you...
        Feb 21, 2024
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      3. Biigoh
        Biigoh
        Grey goo?
        Feb 23, 2024
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