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Alan's freaking out, meanwhile elevator girl is just thinking about turning Alan into skin luggage.
She wouldn't do that though, because of the smell. Think of the smell!
Surely this won't come back to bite him, haha (objectively, it's the right thing to do in this situation, but since this is a story, flags like this don't go unanswered, usually)
We're sacrificing you to Alice's lusts, young Allen; it's the least we can do.
She's eaten people, Allen. And she like likes you. Do with that what you will.
+1; threadmarks help a lot with navigating a story as well as helping people discover stories on this website, since it displays the wordcount of threadmarked posts to show people how long a story currently is; I just started reading this story as well. Thanks for writing!
Alan: I appreciate everything Carlisle, but... The man sized baby bjorn is too much.
Carlisle: *sad father in law noises*
Also the werewolves should eat many bags of dicks.
True, but Alan is playing it super safe. He's gone to the dungeon in front of the skinwalker in order to escape though, so it's probably safe. Simply blurting out stuff about the system seems to be the only thing that's verboten; refusing to explain the weird things he does (aside from maybe...