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Cambrian
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Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck, Male

Started a new original novel, please check it out! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/the-soul-engine-original-fantasy.23829/ Sep 11, 2023

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    1. d.fish
      d.fish
      The main problem isn't that orcs aren't ugly in warcraft, because they are, but that regular humans are so ugly they could pass for peach colored orcs... you know what though, there sure are a lot of hot titan-construct statue-girls in that setting no one's touched...
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        Do you think there'd be slurs in setting like "go fuck a rock" or "I had a pebble stuck in my dick" or something because of these titan constructs
        Apr 17, 2023
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        in-setting slurs is always so annoying to figure out lol. Have to constantly decide what a character might say.
        Apr 17, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Maybe it's because the usual writer's first thought/first choice is often something inane like "green skin" or "knife ear". One of the rules of writing better is to deny your first idea, which helps with plot problems and just overall quality, but this is probably something fantasy writers often ignore... but, with how cute stone girls are, there should be funny slurs...
        Apr 17, 2023
    2. d.fish
      d.fish
      Actually, the voice actress for the dryads in wow do a pretty good job
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    3. DaSilverSceptile
      DaSilverSceptile
      Hey love your works, just wondering have you done a snippet about a group of adventurers attacking an orcs home and getting fucked or am I misremembering.
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      3. DaSilverSceptile
        DaSilverSceptile
        thank you i've been scrolling through your one-shots looking for it.
        Apr 12, 2023
    4. d.fish
      d.fish
      "I don't just ship it, I luxury cruise it."
    5. d.fish
      d.fish
      I can't even buy those MTG hot pockets here. It's not fair! (Also, it's really annoying that there's a person people call MTG on American media that keeps making me think American politics might be more blue mana, but bah)
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        overlapping acronyms are the worst ngl
        Apr 6, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        yeah, especially if it's something you know, but you're in an environment where it could mean a different thing, like a classroom, and you're on the stage and everyone's looking at you and you have to say what you don't know
        Apr 6, 2023
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    6. d.fish
      d.fish
      I mean, Magic the Gathering Hot Pockets is still better than that stuff they did with the 30 year anniversary stuff... but...
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    7. d.fish
      d.fish
      It's just, idk, Diablo 4 doesn't interest me, you know? Dunno what's wrong, it's definitely a step up from a lot of its competitors, but I haven't felt satisfaction with playing any ARPGs since offline D2 from way back lmao
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I tried a little bit of Diablo Immortal, but after four days I quit that piece of utter trash.
        Apr 3, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        It was utter trash, so of course only mobile game players will play it. I do see a future in these handheld almost-PC devices that are coming around this year though... I guess I just am hoping to find at least one good ARPG that'll bring me joy
        Apr 3, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Like, made for the purposes of fun, instead of being calculated down to a copyrighted formula to how to squeeze the most engagement time out of a player that they've all become
        Apr 3, 2023
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    8. d.fish
      d.fish
      Let's see, the porn archetypes... you have childhood friend in Jaina, neglected housewife in Tyrande, Garona could fill uh stepsister or something?, ... Ysera should be the teasing and dominant aunt/older sister/boss maybe?, Aegwynn can GILF I suppose or just "worldly lady", if you twist it right Vashj could play a subservient maid/captured or conquered slave?, uhhh... hm
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Just change it to Ork'am or something if you really think that's too on the nose, but honestly, your foil is a guy named Thrall.
        Mar 31, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        ikr lmao. Orkam might be good. Not any worse than Ogrim imo
        Mar 31, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Hmm

        Orgrim

        Orcam

        Yeah it's fine

        If we really wanted on the nose, you could go "Ocambri" or something
        Mar 31, 2023
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    9. d.fish
      d.fish
      I guess I just think that Tyrande isn't that hard to seduce. Her boyfriend--let's face it, they aren't husband and wife--has only been around a few times over the last ten thousand years. He wasn't even there for the War of the Shifting Sands, what a loser. And Jaina, having just been dumped--let's face it, she might have left, but Arthas is clearly the one who dumped her--wants a rebound.
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        You could plant several flashbacks as the characters are introduced. For example, having a flashback to thrall and how orcambrian is his foil; two orc boys growing up in that slave fighting arena, one being taught how to think like a human and the other fucking taretha. Then, another when Jaina shows up. IDK lmao at this point I feel like all my thoughts on this matter have already been squeezed out
        Mar 31, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        haha fair, I appreciate all of your thoughts tbh, it's helped me a lot. Need to sit down and start figuring out an outline and how long this story is gonna be later today I think.

        I knew based on how much I've enjoyed your previous stories, WoW or otherwise, that I wanted your feedback :P
        Mar 31, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Well, welcome to chat about this kinda thing whenever you wanna
        Mar 31, 2023
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    10. d.fish
      d.fish
      Alright, I suppose my thoughts on the matter is more of a moral degradation type thing. And maybe a little bit of jealousy, you know, because who did Tyrande have to compare Malfurion with? Other fat, slobby, hairy, smelly night elf druids? That cuck Illidan? The moment she sees Shandris with a nice orc hubby who loves her all nice and cuddly, with half-orc-half-elf babies...
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        He doesn't need to be outright malicious, but all leaders have to make choices. For example, helping the orcs settle--he could settle them closer to the goblins because he doesn't trust them or because doing this would let him kill two birds with one stone. Or letting the orcs go first when archimonde arrives. Or telling Tyrande to accompany OrcSI and make him happy, because Malfurion wants to go back to the Dream.
        Mar 31, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        Should he send night elves to blackfathom deeps or ask the orcs to try it first? Should he let the humans be the orcs' neighbors or put them far away? Should he stock up NE's own supplies or give orcs some surplus?
        Mar 31, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        He might not be malicious, but as a leader, his responsibility is to his people first, but that would force Tyrande into a tough position since she has to clean up after his diplo-hazards after he runs off to sleep
        Mar 31, 2023
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    12. d.fish
      d.fish
      If they add a "law" behind the "federal election campaign act", then you can have "FECAL".
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    13. d.fish
      d.fish
      Playing Hogwarts Legacy makes me feel like my nonexistent SI in the Harry Potter world should be invincible
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Yeah, like I said, it's very mediocre

        and very easy

        So it makes me feel invincible while just... running around
        Mar 24, 2023
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah one story idea I had to explain how OP the MC is was the idea that the MC was sent undercover by Rookwood but without Ranrok's knowledge. So he was actually a fully trained wizard, but all of the Ancient Magic bullshit was a complete surprise and suddenly his boss' boss wants him dead and what not.

        But it wasn't even worth finishing the game to me, so probably not ever gonna write that lmao
        Mar 24, 2023
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      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        if I were to do a story, I'd probably have it have nothing to do with the HL story, because it's boring, and just have MC take part in the Franco-Prussian Wars or whatever other Euro war, or maybe be a colonizer and plantation owner, collecting a historical harem, and opening up Japan
        Mar 24, 2023
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    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      Tbh gpt4 makes writing dialogue a lot easier

      I feel braindead already

      Still can't get into the habit of using it tho
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    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      still can't believe they merged UBS with Credit Suisse
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I'll believe anything these days. Currently just watching to see how bad it all gets
        Mar 22, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        probably gonna get a lot worse before it gets better...

        ... wait, I think I said this before
        Mar 22, 2023
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    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      I used to be against using images in fanfics, but looking at AI drawing these days, I think learning how to proompt right would add a lot to a story hmm
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      3. Alaabalanalah
        Alaabalanalah
        do it~
        Mar 19, 2023
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        But! I refuse!

        One thing that I, a shitty fanfic writer, love to do is saying "No" to the faces of those that think they have an absolute advantage!
        Mar 20, 2023
      5. Alaabalanalah
        Alaabalanalah
        reeeeeeeee
        Mar 20, 2023
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    17. d.fish
      d.fish
      For the last ten days, I forgot how to spell "ubiquitious" and kept thinking it started with "obt-", drove me insane
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    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      Games made with Unreal 5 are like fanfics and online stories these days. So much blarghhh
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    19. Stigma
      Stigma
      Reading Deception, Domination, and Dragons, it's kind of weird that the MC considered the riverwood trader as another option for lodging when they only have 2 beds in-game.
    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      You've probably wrote enough that if we fed it all into an algo, we could teach it to write exactly like you do, right? At least, I feel that way, but I have yet to see anyone feed GRRM's stuff into an AI and tell it to write the next ASOIAF book because that guy certainly isn't gonna
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah I think so too, I just don't know where to get a learning AI that I can feed all my writing into lmao
        Mar 10, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        I guess chatting and longform story writing are just too different. Right now algos can't remember overarching plot coherently, iirc one of the problems with the chatbots is also the inconsistency. But I remember years ago that there was a short story writing kinda algo that did it okay. Maybe that can be used for smut? It's not like someone's gonna only cum after reading 1000 pages, after all
        Mar 10, 2023
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    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      Death Star Ship Girl
      1. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        Mar 8, 2023
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    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. So best just lock that box away and never let it see the light of day, never open it, and have a life of schrodinger's chocolates.
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    23. d.fish
      d.fish
      Wo long deez nutz lmao gottem
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    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      lmao v rising is already on sale, how long has it been?
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        almost a year yeah? released in may 2022.

        I'm wondering if Hogwarts Legacy will go on sale at all in this upcoming Steam Spring Sale halfway through March.
        Mar 2, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        It might, but it depends on the publisher. Like, Factorio still hasn't gone on sale in years. I think they might want to do an expansion pack first and then go on sale at that time, or at least that's what I would do.

        Though, if they just do a multiplayer update, that'd also be a good time to discount.
        Mar 2, 2023
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    25. d.fish
      d.fish
      They would make those "meat-less" burgers out of dryads, wouldn't they?
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      By extension, then the grains and fruits and vegetables in a fantasy world will probably best be different breeds of dryads since they would be more nutritious or breed faster than traditional agriculture, or perhaps they never really developed mundane scientific farming and instead opted for exploitation of magical creatures and spiritual beings?
      1. d.fish
        d.fish
        Delicious potato chip dryads deep fried in oils made from other coin dryads, topped with salsa made from tomato dryads and condiment dryads.
        Feb 25, 2023
      2. Rikov
        Rikov
        practice grafting to make a chimera dryad and feed it cows *boom* burger dryad
        Feb 25, 2023
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    27. d.fish
      d.fish
      Then if you think about it, they probably industrialize the breeding of angels in a fantasy setting, with big breasts and big wings, because those are tender and taste good, just like chickens IRL. TLDR: fantasy buffalo wings are made from harpies and angels.
      1. Rikov
        Rikov
        this is making me hungry
        Feb 24, 2023
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    28. d.fish
      d.fish
      If you kill a minotaur, and it drops the juicy beef steak item, and you eat it, would that be possible-cannibalism
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        no its a juicy beef steak item, not a juicy human steak item, so its fine! :D
        Feb 22, 2023
      2. KnightofMor
        KnightofMor
        It is only cannibalism when you eat the flesh of your own species... anything else being Higher Up in the Food Chain.
        Feb 24, 2023
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    29. d.fish
      d.fish
      The world is unfair (part two). Hair everywhere on guys, praised. Hair anywhere but on top of head on girls? Heh.
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    30. d.fish
      d.fish
      So I finished it. It's above mediocre, I guess.
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Good to know, I'm probably picking it up in about 2-3 weeks I think~
        Feb 19, 2023
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        You can have an "evil" ending, but it's not really a dark wizard end. You can't even imperio some bitches and have a harem. It's just a "I want power" ending.
        Feb 19, 2023
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