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Chibi-Reaper
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Chibi-Reaper

D-Donations plz?, 121

Brother stepped out for a walk to pick up chili ingredients. Brother came back with a cat following his heels and the smell of ground beef. Oct 9, 2021

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    1. Chibi-Reaper
      Chibi-Reaper
      Brother stepped out for a walk to pick up chili ingredients. Brother came back with a cat following his heels and the smell of ground beef.
      1. DarkImpetus, Xicree, traviswj and 4 others like this.
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      3. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Cat finally gave up on trying to get through the door I shut and went outside. Brother has finally shut the door on it too, so now it can stay outside.

        I honestly don't care if it sticks around outdoors, that's fine. But I'm not feeding it or taking on pet expenses. It doesn't seem like it had fleas so I'm pretty sure it was already someone else's pet anyway and it'll wander back home eventually.
        Oct 9, 2021
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      4. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        You do not choose the cat; the cat chooses you. You are already the pet, yet do not realize it.
        Oct 9, 2021
        1986ctcel, Happerry and Winged One like this.
      5. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        This cat chose poorly because it is not getting back in.

        I'll put water out for it in a bowl though, that's fine. And brother brought a box out with some cloth in it to sleep in when it started raining even though there's a perfectly good expanse under the house. But it's not getting in.
        Oct 14, 2021
    2. ArcherOfBlades
      ArcherOfBlades
      You just have a finger in so many Pies that I figured it was just easier to follow you :D
      1. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Lover of pies here. Cakes too.
        Oct 4, 2021
    3. Heaven Canceler
      Heaven Canceler
      Happy not-birthday to you.
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        A very merry un-birthday!
        Oct 1, 2021
        Xicree, Lemonbarb and 1986ctcel like this.
      3. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        ... Dunno on what scale or errata. But if it's some birthday? Then it's some birthday, even if I forgot this message on some birthday existed until I was a day belated late.
        Oct 2, 2021
    4. Chibi-Reaper
      Chibi-Reaper
      Water heater just started leaking.
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      2. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        https://i.imgur.com/Ms7oHI0.png

        Thirty seconds in mspaint to roughly illustrate the shenanigans of construction going on here. Highly efficient! So long as nothing ever, ever, ever goes wrong.

        Illustration not exactly to scale.
        Sep 30, 2021
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      3. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        New landlord's work crew is in and taking things apart. Looks like they're replacing both the water heater and toilet?
        Sep 30, 2021
        Xicree and Lemonbarb like this.
      4. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Okay. Looks like shit's fixed. Nooot how I was planning to spend today, but oh well.
        Oct 1, 2021
        Xicree and Lemonbarb like this.
    5. Chibi-Reaper
      Chibi-Reaper
      It's a new day, time to get up and start str-I don't even want to get out of bed why does coffee take so long to drip, bluhgh.
      1. llat-2, Nolrai2, Hypervane and 3 others like this.
      2. 1986ctcel
        1986ctcel
        *pat pats* I prefer instant coffee so I don't have to wait longer than it takes to boil the water.
        Sep 1, 2021
    6. TheGoldenBeast
      TheGoldenBeast
      Are you going to continue “This Time With Feeling”?
    7. Chibi-Reaper
      Chibi-Reaper
      For fucks sake paypal. Are you seriously just not going to let me log into my account anymore unless I go get a new phone for you to text?
      1. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        'Customer service problem? Try messaging us! It's like texting.'

        'Please log in to send a message.'

        So if I want to complain about not being allowed to log into my account without providing a phone number... I have to log in first. Brilliant.
        Aug 13, 2021
      2. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Okay, new phone. New recurring expense. Have not given the number to anyone yet, just used it to fix paypal issues.

        Have already received a spam text.

        Could be a wrong number I guess, or blind fire.
        Aug 16, 2021
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      3. DeclanDSI
        DeclanDSI
        Umm... I'm pretty sure they sell services online that allow your computer to act as a phone. Maybe its cheaper to get a new phone, but considering there's probably some sort of free trial on at least one of those services, you could have done that and spent no money. For next time I guess?
        Aug 17, 2021
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    8. Grosstoad
      Grosstoad
      +reads Witch Quest on Spacebattles again+
      Man, 2012...
    9. Chibi-Reaper
      Chibi-Reaper
      Forgot to heat water sufficiently before adding to sautee'd onions starting a dish. So it looks like the slow cooker is cracked now. Joy.
      1. ExquisiteTopHat
        ExquisiteTopHat
        RIP. I suggest an instant pot as a replacement; it has most of the same functions, and can pressure cook too.
        Jul 19, 2021
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      2. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        For the time being I've got ordinary pots, though it's a bit hot to cook on the stove, and I've still got some crock liners from when the water was out.
        Jul 19, 2021
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      3. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Not what I bought them for originally, but it'll keep the thing functional and not dripping through for a bit while I check prices on replacement options.
        Jul 19, 2021
        Lemonbarb, Xicree and ExquisiteTopHat like this.
    10. Chibi-Reaper
      Chibi-Reaper
      It's the third and fireworks are already going off around the neighborhood. Whee.
      1. Xicree
        Xicree
        Happy J4 I suppose... good luck nothing catching fire during the heatwave.
        Jul 4, 2021
        FlyingChurro and 1986ctcel like this.
    11. Chibi-Reaper
      Chibi-Reaper
      New landlord is renovating the other side of the duplex. Machines are loooud. And so are hammers.
      1. Lemonbarb, Grosstoad and 1986ctcel like this.
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      3. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        At least of the top of my head, it's not like what I've heard in a certain country, that has renovation happen in cities *all* the time...
        Jul 13, 2021
      4. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Trees bein' cut down. One of the trees in particular is in large part sitting in driveway, preventing car from leaving it. This would be a problem if I had to go anywhere beyond walking distance, lol.
        Jul 13, 2021
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      5. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Redoing the roof or something, they've torn all the shingles off this morning. Now they've got a forklift out there?

        Anyway, been a lot of stomping from above since I got up today.
        Oct 19, 2021
    12. Grosstoad
      Grosstoad
      +goes digging into the crypts again+
      We Chibi-readers are like grave appreciators...
      1. Winged One, Xicree, ravengt and 2 others like this.
      2. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I still miss Dungeon Spectacle so much.
        Jul 5, 2021
      3. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        Necromancy surprise aside. I'm still passé waiting on if/when you're open for commission/s again :)
        Jul 13, 2021
    13. Anthony1967
      Anthony1967
      Just read through desperate measures, cool to see that your writing was so good even back then!
      1. Xicree likes this.
      2. Xicree
        Xicree
        Ain no quest like a Chibi Quest!

        Weird, wonderful... and hilariously cynical.
        Jun 22, 2021
        Winged One likes this.
    14. Anatroy
      Anatroy
      I just want to say that I really enjoyed mahō shōjo mamono. I loved the premise of a hentai-joke monster getting stuck in a dark magical girl universe and Violets interactions with Carmine is so incredibly adorable. Thanks for writing it.
      1. Xicree and Hypervane like this.
      2. magic9mushroom
        magic9mushroom
        Wait, did he finish something?
        Apr 28, 2021
      3. Anatroy
        Anatroy
        Naw, I just enjoyed what he did write and wanted to compliment it.

        the story thread is dead/asleep/hibernating for two months now it seems so figured I would do it here.
        Apr 28, 2021
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      4. CrossyCross
        CrossyCross
        I want it to come back. I want to see Violet get back with her baby-momma.
        May 5, 2021
        Hypervane and Anatroy like this.
    15. Ct613hulu
      Ct613hulu
      You have been providing some interesting writing on Raven and her interaction with the Justice League recently. Any chance of you ever creating a Raven centric quest? I would really love that as she is a fantastic character with far to little representation as a protagonist in fanfic.
      1. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        I mean, it's not impossible but I mostly know details from googling for other plots. I don't really have a broad familiarity with the comic settings, I just go deep sometimes.

        Thank you google-sensei, etc.
        Apr 13, 2021
    16. DeclanDSI
      DeclanDSI
      Chibi Reaper, one day you will finish a quest, and on that day, God(or other assorted divine beings) will declare that moment of completion as the End of the World.
      1. Kirakishou
        Kirakishou
        W-Wait a second. That sounds like a good idea for a quest...
        Apr 7, 2021
      2. TheCenterAct
        TheCenterAct
        I will watch this, if it happens.
        Apr 7, 2021
    17. Chibi-Reaper
      Chibi-Reaper
      Holiday meals are a mistake. My digestive system is no longer effectively a trash compactor. Instead it's a dumpster fire. Just add grease.
      1. Sandsforever
        Sandsforever
        Oof I feel your pain... since my wife decided we should eat healthier anytime I eat anything greasy I consign myself to hours of pain
        Apr 6, 2021
      2. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Forgot why I don't let my brother season food while it's cooking if I can avoid it.

        Enough pepper that I taste nothing. My tongue just immediately goes numb in self defense, I only feel a burning sensation and the mass of food in my mouth.
        Sep 29, 2021
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      3. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Followed up with a bit of heartburn as my stomach tries to force it right back up and out again because it thinks I've swallowed poison. Whee. That's fun.

        It is a reminder that I'll take to heart for later, that even if I'm busy I need to season things to my taste.
        Sep 29, 2021
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    18. Chibi-Reaper
      Chibi-Reaper
      Don't really like public restrooms, since I can't help but overhear how few people wash their fucking hands afterward. Come on, really?
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      2. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        And then, despite that if you sit and listen you can hear people walking right out after finishing their business without even pausing to look at the sink?

        People get offended if you hesitate even a moment to shake their hands.
        Mar 20, 2021
      3. Slothththth
        Slothththth
        I was fine not noticing this until you pointed it out.
        Mar 24, 2021
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      4. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        This horrific shitshow of hygene, in an age of COVID? Oh for pete's sake...
        Apr 12, 2021
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    19. Chibi-Reaper
      Chibi-Reaper
      I am alive, but shit is broke. Yay pipes. Also internet is dead, ffs. Stealing phone wifi. Halp.
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      2. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        As long as the fix is good and there's no 'Oops it didn't hold, you're going to need to come back' issues, things are good!

        That being said, there is now months of cleaning to catch up on.
        May 16, 2021
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      3. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Been a couple weeks and since if it's not one thing or another, washing machine has now decided that once it starts filling up for a load of laundry it will not stop on its own like it's supposed to once it reaches the right fill point.

        Yeah, okay. Could be worse. Mop mop mop.
        May 31, 2021
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      4. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        Vaguely recall wise; I wonder if this is now, officially the end; of your leaky pipe saga?
        Jul 13, 2021
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    20. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Please be safe, chibi.
      1. Hypervane, Zum, QuantumZero and 5 others like this.
    21. Anthony1967
      Anthony1967
      So would Dungeon Spectacle qualify for the dead category?
      1. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        It's just been necro'd. Honestly, that's the thing with any dead, or 'slumbering' quest really.
        Jul 13, 2021
    22. Katillno
      Katillno
      Hey Chibi do you have a discord?
      1. Hypervane likes this.
      2. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        Nah. Newfangled technologies and all that... IRC once in a blue moon these days.
        Jan 23, 2021
    23. Heaven Canceler
      Heaven Canceler
      Chibi, you are also 121 years old? What a surprise!
      1. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        *waves cane*
        Jan 20, 2021
      2. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        old farts smelling of the grave
        Jan 23, 2021
    24. Heaven Canceler
      Heaven Canceler
      Ah, Chibi I am thinking of writing a snippet/omake focusing on the Kamaitachi girl in your current quest. Does she have a last name that I could use?
      1. Hypervane and 1986ctcel like this.
      2. Heaven Canceler
        Heaven Canceler
        Also I don't think she was really described beyond.. *checks* sandy brown hair? Like, does she have long hair, short hair? Can I just go with whatever fits? Anything specific you want me to keep in mind?
        Jan 8, 2021
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      3. Chibi-Reaper
        Chibi-Reaper
        I have legit not bothered to invent a surname or focused much on description, lol. Go ahead and describe as you please, it may or may not be accurate if/when she shows up again.
        Jan 8, 2021
    25. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      300 pages in 3 weeks. It is official, Rising Pillar moves at 100 pages per week.

      What the fuck.
      1. Lady Vanatos
        Lady Vanatos
        So what black magic did you use Chibi, to do that? Virgin blood, semen, or both? Or did you use the darkest magic of all? The power of horny against a vulnerable userbase?
        Dec 22, 2020
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      2. Xicree
        Xicree
        LOL it's a chibi quest. They're either quiet or they go full tilt!

        Chibi writes like three updates a day every day... it just depends on which places he does those updates.
        Dec 22, 2020
    26. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      Your latest quest moves SO FUCKING FAST, chibi. It's absolutely nuts.

      It hasn't been three weeks and you have 240 pages.
      1. Heaven Canceler
        Heaven Canceler
        Its because everyone wants to throw in their favorite McGuffin or character or OP bullshit. Its a base premise where all the meta knowledge gets mashed together in a mad brew of bullshit.^^
        Dec 21, 2020
    27. Heaven Canceler
    28. Metroidwave
      Metroidwave
      *Wander over*
      *Offers floofs*
      1. Chibi-Reaper likes this.
    29. TheLostArchivist
      TheLostArchivist
      I'd love to read more of Reflowering of Brockton Bay. I'm torn, though. On the one hand, the main character is chaotic neutral, has done terrible things, and is literally inhuman. On the other hand, the main character is chaotic neutral, has done other, hilarious, things, and is cleaning up the setting almost by accident.
      1. DeclanDSI likes this.
      2. TheLostArchivist
        TheLostArchivist
        Also, the trip to LA to dopeslap Bambina was great, and I am intrigued by the idea of traveling to far-flung places and doing horrible things to them too. Normally everything is just in BB, which makes sense (that's where all the interesting stuff is and where it all happens), but some flavor is nice too.
        Nov 19, 2020
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      3. DeclanDSI
        DeclanDSI
        I hope chibi continues it sometime soon. I really liked that one. I can't wait for the S9 and Chibi!Yuuka to interact.
        Nov 23, 2020
    30. ErAl
      ErAl
      Just read through the Nemesi Quest. It was very good and I hope you will update it sometime.
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