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daniel_gudman
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daniel_gudman

KING (in land of blind), 123

Sorry I haven't been posting. My attention has been devoured by a video game recently Nov 14, 2022

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    1. Secret Secretion
      Secret Secretion
      I swear I had a 'Trapped in a Video Game!' rec for you, but I forgot what it was...
      1. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        LOL the last one I read was "Quality Assurance in Another World" where the people who get trapped in the VR game are the low-prestige contract software testers and they don't know why it happened
        Nov 17, 2022
      2. Secret Secretion
        Secret Secretion
        I'll check it out! I thiiiink the rec I was going to go for was Dungeon Crawler Carl, with survivors of our initial planet repo are recruited into a death game show. Where this fic stands out is the interaction with the showrunners and the audience, so you've got the crawlers trying to not only survive, but attract viewers and subscribers.
        Nov 17, 2022
    2. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      Sorry I haven't been posting. My attention has been devoured by a video game recently
      1. St3f
        St3f
        Which game or games? Also i love your SAO quest and can't wait for more.
        Dec 7, 2022
    3. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      Question: is FRO set in the early 2000s like FSN, the 2020s like SAO, or the 2010s to split the difference?
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      2. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Gotcha. Means that a wider range of pop culture references open up if I ever actually write the fanfic-fanfic that's been sitting in the back of my head for years.

        ...which means I now seriously have to consider whether people might use some more...colorful pop culture references for the principle character. Her magecraft is...rather prone to making strong, poor first impressions.
        Jul 28, 2022
      3. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Preemptive apology if the original wave of ficfics tired you out on the concept of metafanfiction, by the way
        Jul 28, 2022
      4. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        I'm just someone who gets firmly stuck on ideas once they have them.
        Jul 28, 2022
    4. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      I have exactly 10,000 Likes
      1. Rikov
        Rikov
        I woke up this morning and chose violence.
        May 4, 2022
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      2. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        I mean I want the number to keep going up
        May 4, 2022
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        ooga buuga likes vampire go nom nom nom
        May 4, 2022
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    5. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      Sorry to all the LLQ fans hoping for an update. I was gonna do one, but instead I hung out on a construction site drinking.
      1. TricMagic likes this.
      2. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Sounds like a pretty sweet (if unsafe) use of an evening.
        Sep 4, 2021
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    6. Secret Secretion
      Secret Secretion
      Have you ever read Only I Know This World is a Game? I highly recommend it, the sheer breadth of bugs in it is hilarious.
      1. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        I’ve actually read both translated light novels and all of the partial Vol 3 translation. It was actually also a candidate I had in mind for a lewd quest because the thing where “people inside the game accept Game Conceits as Common Sense” felt like it has good synergy with, say, a nudie mod.
        Aug 25, 2021
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      2. Secret Secretion
        Secret Secretion
        Oh, absolutely. But then you'd have to deal with, sorry, have the pleasure of dealing with, actually being in the buggy mess of New Communicate Online. Getting stuck inside other's models would only be the start. Armor bugs, sexed and non-sexed NPCs forks running around, the game confusing sex as combat and giving Weapon Proficiency accordingly...
        Aug 25, 2021
      3. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        Yeah like honestly I could probably pull off “madcap comedy but also lewd” as like a story… but it would have required more planning work when honestly I wanted to write something simpler, just for the sake of writing habitually again.
        Aug 26, 2021
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    7. Secret Secretion
      Secret Secretion
      It's surprising you caught heat for overusing Kirito. He is the other side of the crossover's main character, using those as deuteragonists is generally accepted practice.
      1. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        As far as Argo Lewd Quest went it was the other way around actually: people did write-ins assuming "yeah he's the main character, of course we can bring him in as a side character", and I didn't want to do that.
        Jul 25, 2021
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      2. Secret Secretion
        Secret Secretion
        Ohhh, I thought you were talking about FRO.

        Why didn't you want to do that? Did you want it to be canon-compliant?
        Jul 26, 2021
    8. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      Big news for Matou Zouken fans: penis worms are real and they’re predators
      1. Hypervane and Guile like this.
      2. daniel_gudman
    9. Nervaqus987
      Nervaqus987
      Could I trouble you for a link to Argo's Village Adventure? The one in the Argo Quest thread is dead.
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      2. Nervaqus987
        Nervaqus987
        Hello again. Since it’s September, I figured I’d ask if a link was possible now.

        Thanks again for your time.
        Sep 9, 2020
      3. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        Yeah uh my travel was extended so... not even now.
        Sep 10, 2020
      4. Nervaqus987
        Nervaqus987
        Okay, well thanks anyway.
        Sep 10, 2020
    10. Secret Secretion
      Secret Secretion
      Argo's Village Adventure is gone again...
    11. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      I wonder if the Kabedon is real
      1. Hypervane and Plotvitalnpc like this.
      2. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        Like is it just an unrealistic nonsense trope, or is it something girls are honestly in to? It seems a little too much like a really specific fetish, to be something a statistically meaningful number of JKs would actually like.
        Oct 16, 2019
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      3. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Meanwhile, I'm wondering if kabe donburi is a thing. Tripe topped rice bowls.
        Oct 16, 2019
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    12. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      In a Polish bar in central NY with literal Poles, gambling....
      1. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        These people aren’t middle class; inter-generational wealth transfer is your brothers children getting richer
        Sep 18, 2019
      2. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        Not your children making more or less, then what is the *next generation* doing
        Sep 18, 2019
    13. Hypervane
      Hypervane
      Are you the one who wrote Spying no Jutsu on Fanfiction.Net?
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      3. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        Well, thank you very much for writing it! It was one of the first fanfictions I read and I count myself sorta unlucky for reading it then. Thanks to you, so many fics afterward seemed outright terrible in comparison and I started developing this terrible thing called taste. It was no longer possible to read trash and still enjoy myself.
        Jun 11, 2019
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      4. Hypervane
        Hypervane
        So, thanks for writing that awesome fic and giving me standards, I guess. One of my favorite interpretations of Naruto to date!
        Also, for giving me a genderbending kink, you ass. ;D
        Jun 11, 2019
        macdjord and Secret Secretion like this.
      5. macdjord
        macdjord
        Too bad you never finished The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever.
        Jan 15, 2022
    14. d.fish
      d.fish
      "Chaos is a ladder and Bran is the best at climbing... AND he's the best at, sitting..."
      1. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        ...is this a Welsh Mythology joke?
        May 14, 2019
    15. d.fish
      d.fish
      "Is it really an insult to call 7 year olds virgins?"
      "Only in Saudi Arabia"
      1. Enigmatic and John_Oakman like this.
    16. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      water pipe froze again
      1. asdx
        asdx
        Better then your entire toilet exploding because the tank froze. God that artic wave is nutty.
        Feb 2, 2019
      2. OverReactionGuy
        OverReactionGuy
        One one sink froze on the hot water here.
        Feb 2, 2019
    17. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      Got a visit from the Mormons at my door.
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      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Clearly their faith warms them.
        Jan 16, 2019
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      3. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Either that, or some really nice coats do.
        Jan 16, 2019
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      4. Tavarokk
        Tavarokk
        *sees Plot's response to -1 C comment something like 15 minutes after bitching IRL about -27 C at morning next week*
        Jan 20, 2019
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    18. d.fish
      d.fish
      Get a hold of yourself, masturbation is a touchy subject. So quit dicking around and give yourself a hand! Comes in handy, right?
      1. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        Yea, being shy is no good; you can't clam up, you gotta open up, interrogate your own depths, and be willing to get your hands wet.
        Jan 1, 2019
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    19. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      So I've been playing Phantom Brave by NIS
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      2. Fenrisfir
        Fenrisfir
        I like the game even though it is one of the darker NIS ones I really should play it more.
        Nov 28, 2018
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      3. Dynastylights
        Dynastylights
        When I first played Phantom brave I had no idea what I was doing... actually... I still don't and I forgot which weapon Marona works best with... damn...
        Dec 31, 2018
      4. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        I had already played Makai Kingdom, so I kinda already new what was up. But only kinda, hence why I powerleveled "by accident" -- I was trying out dungeons, and ended up racking up lots of XP.
        Jan 1, 2019
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    20. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      I just made British mushy peas for USA Thanksgiving
      1. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        Not gonna lie it was kinda to troll all my cousins' kids, who have not had this delightful concoction before
        Nov 22, 2018
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      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        As a brit: Blegh. I will never understand why people like that vomit-coloured slime.
        Nov 23, 2018
    21. d.fish
      d.fish
      How doing?
      1. d.fish
        d.fish
        Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

        Atheists can’t do much math either considering they don’t believe in higher powers.

        But they don't need to believe, because mathematical higher powers have proofs.
        Nov 13, 2018
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      2. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        Q: How does an Atheist girl have her hair done?
        A: With big bangs!
        Nov 14, 2018
    22. Deathwings
      Deathwings
      Saw the FRO update. Nice to see you writing again.
      1. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        Thanks! And it's nice to BE writing again too.
        Nov 10, 2018
    23. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      Just found out my tenant has been ignoring a water leak in the basement for, like, months.
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        Nothing in contract to penalize? Sad.
        Oct 17, 2018
      3. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Huh. You're a landlord?
        Oct 17, 2018
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      4. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        Yeah, it's a duplex and I do the rent half thing.

        Fishie, it's not really that bad a cost - 3/4" ball valves are like, $15 - it's just a pain to replace cutoff valves, and there's no reason it shouldn't be able to last like 30 years more.
        Oct 18, 2018
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    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      A New Hope, but if Goofy dubbed the voice lines for Obiwan.
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      2. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        [visible confusion]
        Oct 8, 2018
    25. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      I should restart Argo Lewd Quest
      1. Z000, SnarkLord, Hypervane and 3 others like this.
      2. Tavarokk
        Tavarokk
        Picking it up from the end of the orcs arc would be pretty great.
        Sep 29, 2018
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      3. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        I think I would just start a fresh thread, but keep the Orc Arc as, like, canon? I guess.
        Sep 29, 2018
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      4. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        I think the real trick is to make sure that all of the Quests that readers can vote for are all really good. Like, workshop them or something.
        Sep 29, 2018
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    26. d.fish
      d.fish
      "When an escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods it was a clear case of criminal in tent."
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      2. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        He was evading at rest
        Sep 26, 2018
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    27. Megaolix
      Megaolix
      Daniel, I would understand if you were just busy RL, but seeing no word from you is somewhat worrying.
      1. Deathwings and 1986ctcel like this.
    28. daniel_gudman
      daniel_gudman
      When I was a little boy, I didn't expect I'd grow up to be a barfly. And yet....
    29. Megaolix
      Megaolix
      Errrr... Daniel, gonna pass by the ooc? Kinda waiting for you here to confirm something.
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      2. Megaolix
        Megaolix
        Hey Daniel, how are things going?
        Apr 8, 2018
      3. daniel_gudman
        daniel_gudman
        OK -- I've been busy with work and then I got a little sick, so I've just not been putting any attention to here.
        Apr 10, 2018
      4. Megaolix
        Megaolix
        Word from you would be nice...
        Apr 22, 2018
    30. d.fish
      d.fish
      An invisible man? I've never seen that before.
      1. daniel_gudman likes this.
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