Dr Totentanz

Ah, yes, "pants". The alleged called cloths for the lower body. We have dismissed this claim.

*looks down at the pants*
What am I supposed to do with these then?

Well you could donate them to the recycling bin.

So you're saying plump, juicy asses are necessary now, but would not be necessary if we made the world better in some unspecified way? Because the 'opiate of the masses' statement was made in an era when opiates were looked at with essentially pure optimism as a medicine that treated badstuff.

Basically, religion was identified by Marx as a necessary, noncurative treatment that eased the suffering of those crushed under the weight of capitalism, but not necessary in his hypothetical new world order.

T-T-TOO MUU—-h-haaaaa ~~
X_X
*passes out in front of you, totally exposed and helpless*

*Takes advantage and holds your other hand as I wrap my body around you*

Ooohhhh ~~
*is conscious but squirms under da Yuri, both hands held and totally snuggled*

Eeeep!!
>\\\<

*looks over shoulder*
O-oh hey! Is it time f-for my inspection ~~

*wiggles soft and squishy butt teasingly*

Indeed~ *Squeeze squish snuggle rub rub*

A fine butt~

*gets down on my hands and knees in front of the Yuri battleship, letting her rub rub grab grab to her hearts content*

Indeed, one of the best ~

I'd be much obliged.

Rest assured they will form the core of my newly-created 2B folder.

[I haven't even played the game yet for I know I wouldn't be able to concentrate on anything else than worshiping that perfect butt <3]

https://i.imgur.com/7NmDFkl.jpg :P

Instructions unclear, downloaded over 7.6 gigs of 2B hentai.

Mhm!

Yuri is super pure, I approve,~ *Huggles Totentanz and holds hand*

N-Nya!?!
*ish handheld! Faints in the snuggle and embrace of the Yuri Battleship*
#_#

Truly no ass is more fine than 2Butt.

*gets on hands and knees and wiggles hips*

If I only could I would bury myself between those two sweet buns forever.

Oh yes, spread them wide and lick, kiss and suckle that perfect rosebud all day all night long ~

I bet he stuffs it good, though....

A little, more like it’s a bit itchy. Oh if only someone could help take it out, and maybe even lick it a bit ~

"I cans help!"
*calls the fire department*

Here ya go, QBZ-95 from girls frontline.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2994353

Probably perspective... or something. But ish nao butts :P

Well before you changed it, one boob was smaller than the other. :P

XP
Yeah I think the artist was trying to do a perspective thing or something but kinda failed at it. Dats why I went with butt x3

If that's the case then wine has become a rather more indecent drink xD

I guess that would make my favorite Flavor Tentacle Grape...

^-^

*licks crumbs off your lips*

*is all the blushing*
T-thanks!
>\\\<

Hey now.

*Puts you both in a dark room*

*smiles and bites the yummy chicken leg as well, before leaning in and licking your lips*
Yummy ~~

*looks away with a deep blush*

But also cute~

Nya ~~
*giggles and wiggles on your lap, grinding on your lap*

*Grinds back and nibbles your ear*

Like you and circle?

Pissed off at a game.

Stellaris shenanigans?

Yup

Uwah!?
*is trapped against your by your arms, casuing me to inadvertently rub my bum against your crotch*

Sorry kind Sir, but he's a minor
that's a crime

Gives a cactus

Thorny affections. :P

Can you /handle/ the booty?

Oh, I can handle the booty :)

Nopes

*gropes both silly kitty and fire keeper*
Nya! >:3

Hehe battle brother Kishin hmmm? ~

Much buns ~

Oh?
*rests against some really soft pillows, inadvertently rubbing my bum against your crotch*

Wait you’re Android 21!! P-please d-don’t eat me!

>\\\<

*Gasps as you rub up against me*

Mmm, i-if you keep doing that I won't.

Remember how the tests came back positive and you started thinking on ways to make them all just disappear? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Cream Pies are yummy. :0

Mmm...