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Dragonand/orPenguin
- Birthday
- May 2, 2004 (Age: 22)
- Gender
- Male
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"By now it's no secret that Sword Art Online is terrible. It is so terrible that the fact that the fact that it's terrible is a meme is a meme."
"Everyone uses weapons to kill one another. Everything that is in this war, is, in some way, using weapons to engage in it. Every last one of those weapons was made in some form. They are not something created by natural processes, they are not just ethereal things unconnected to their past. They were made, and thought and reason made them from raw matter. I am the factory. I am the creator. I am the Maker. Every single gun, every single shell, every single lasblast and scorching plasma-bolt? They are homage to me. This battlefield is my church. This war is your prayers to me. Each and every one of you bends at my altar and offer supplication, so that I will favor you. Every salvo is a request for a blessing. Every impact is a wish granted. Every piece of armor on your bodies is a desperate hope for me to save you. Every machine you carry was made. I am Enterprise, and I am the one who makes things."
I Don't Care Who The Citadel Sends, I'm Not Paying Taxes: 3d100+290 Bo3. The number went down. Unacceptable.
I TOLD YOU I AM NOT PAYING TAXES!: 1d100+420 Bo4. "STOP STEALING MY SHIT" screams old man. "MY NUMBERS ARE NOT GOING UP AS FAST AS THEY COULD!"
"Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."
"Hello, you've reached the federal government. You are currently located in Florida, where our laws don't apply. Please solve whatever problem you have with large rocks."
"Everyone uses weapons to kill one another. Everything that is in this war, is, in some way, using weapons to engage in it. Every last one of those weapons was made in some form. They are not something created by natural processes, they are not just ethereal things unconnected to their past. They were made, and thought and reason made them from raw matter. I am the factory. I am the creator. I am the Maker. Every single gun, every single shell, every single lasblast and scorching plasma-bolt? They are homage to me. This battlefield is my church. This war is your prayers to me. Each and every one of you bends at my altar and offer supplication, so that I will favor you. Every salvo is a request for a blessing. Every impact is a wish granted. Every piece of armor on your bodies is a desperate hope for me to save you. Every machine you carry was made. I am Enterprise, and I am the one who makes things."
I Don't Care Who The Citadel Sends, I'm Not Paying Taxes: 3d100+290 Bo3. The number went down. Unacceptable.
I TOLD YOU I AM NOT PAYING TAXES!: 1d100+420 Bo4. "STOP STEALING MY SHIT" screams old man. "MY NUMBERS ARE NOT GOING UP AS FAST AS THEY COULD!"
"Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."
"Hello, you've reached the federal government. You are currently located in Florida, where our laws don't apply. Please solve whatever problem you have with large rocks."
