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Dubious
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Dubious

I trust you know where the happy button is?, 23

Nothing like starting off your day by discovering an old family friend has been dead for years. And that no one told you in all that time. Oct 6, 2019

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Dec 7, 2019 at 2:25 PM
    1. Dubious
      Dubious
      Nothing like starting off your day by discovering an old family friend has been dead for years. And that no one told you in all that time.
      1. a2znut likes this.
      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        What makes it worse is he was one of the few people I genuinely liked. He apparently died of lung cancer.
        Oct 6, 2019
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      3. a2znut
        a2znut
        /me gives another hug
        Oct 6, 2019
    2. Dubious
      Dubious
      Well something fucky is going on with my internet. Can't access youtube, but I can use QQ as normal.
      1. Dubious
        Dubious
        Literally the moment I post my bitching about it, it fucking fixes itself.
        May 7, 2019
    3. Dubious
      Dubious
      New avatar courtesy of a2znut mistaking Lancer!Artoria as Yang a few days ago.
      1. Dubious
        Dubious
        This even newer one is also courtesy of a2znut. I place all blame on them.
        Jan 19, 2019
      2. Salbazier
        Salbazier
        is there a bigger pic?
        Mar 2, 2019
      3. Dubious
        Dubious
        There is, however I do not possess a link to said image due to having downloaded over a month ago.
        Mar 2, 2019
    4. a2znut
      a2znut
      /me slaps Dubious with a giant trout!
      1. Dubious
        Dubious
        /me deflects it into a fish packer's
        Aug 4, 2018
    5. Widowmaker
      Widowmaker
      Profile pic source?
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      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        Add underscores in place of the spaces.
        Jul 15, 2018
      3. Widowmaker
      4. Dubious
        Dubious
        Replace the www with chan and it'll take you to the right part of the site.
        Jul 15, 2018
    6. Dubious
      Dubious
      Decides to play Skyrim again, immediately encounters biggest weakness: Making characters who look like passable human beings
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      3. Dubious
        Dubious
        I am well aware of mods. It's just that none of them make the face for you. You have to do that yourself or find someone who has already done so and uploaded a racemenu or ECE preset for it.
        Apr 27, 2018
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      4. Daniel K. English
        Daniel K. English
        If faces were easy to make, I would have make every female in Skyrim a babe and passed it off as Dibella being popular.
        Apr 27, 2018
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      5. beast_regards
        beast_regards
        Engine probably doesn't support aesthetically pleasing faces - as it honestly don't what is aesthetically pleasing in the first place - it throws a few random parameters at model and is done with it. Mods actually show it is possible to give all NPCs pretty faces, but it obviously wasn't a priority for Bethesda (why it should be, they supply the modding tool so fans can fix the game for themselves)
        Apr 27, 2018
    7. Dubious
      Dubious
      Finally finished the Final Fantasy XV main story like three weeks after I bought it. Spent far too long grinding to level ninety nine.
      1. Enigmatic, Imabot and 1986ctcel like this.
    8. Dubious
      Dubious
      So earlier today some cuntwaffle rear-ended my mum on the motorway. So now we don't have a car, and my mum may have a broken wrist.
    9. Dubious
      Dubious
      Nooooooo, my precious experience stockpile, utilised for its true purpose because a party member fell off a train and no one else had the ->
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      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        Anti-level up accessory to prevent it from being used. Then, to add insult to injury, a cutscene with an opening and closing auto-save, meaning I have to go back TWO HOURS to reclaim my stockpile.
        Mar 28, 2018
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    10. Dubious
      Dubious
      Ah, GTA Online can go fuck itself. The community is just overflowing with cunts who will fuck you over for no reason at all. I am so ->
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      2. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        That's what happens when Online gets flooded with fucking 9-year-olds.
        Mar 25, 2018
      3. Murphy'sLaw
        Murphy'sLaw
        No that is what happens when its filled with incompetents who can't say a sentence without some form of expletives.
        Mar 25, 2018
      4. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Exactly. 9-year-olds.
        Mar 25, 2018
    11. Dubious
      Dubious
      Nothing quite like having your entire team quit two games in a row to make you just throw the towel in and stop giving a fuck.
    12. Dubious
      Dubious
      So I decided to start playing GTA Online again, after about however long it's been out minus two months. First online match pitted me->
      1. Dubious
        Dubious
        Against a hacker who casually won his team the game. I refuse to accept that someone can snap ninety degrees and instantly headshot you while going around a corner.
        Mar 19, 2018
    13. Dubious
      Dubious
      So I decided it's been a while since I last played modded Minecraft. So I go to download the FTB launcher. Oh right it's been absorbed into
      1. Dubious
        Dubious
        Curse launcher, so I'll just go get that instead. But wait! Curse has been absorbed into Twitch, so now I have to dig up the login info for two accounts. And all I can say about the Twitch client's UI for modpacks? Ew. Just ew.
        Feb 20, 2018
      2. Silvercrystal
        Silvercrystal
        I feel your pain.
        Feb 20, 2018
    14. Dubious
      Dubious
      I was having such a nice night until my mum decided she hadn't been enough of a bitch today. She decided that ->
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      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        Because SHE doesn't close her door at night, I need to turn my lights off because SOMEHOW the light from me opening my door wakes her up. She even tried to fucking argue that I was wrong about her just waking up on her own.
        Jan 22, 2018
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      3. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        In other words, her bitch quota... grew?
        Jan 22, 2018
    15. Dubious
      Dubious
      Alright, new computer is up and running. Now to install basically everything again and mourn all the porn I left on my old one.
      1. 1986ctcel
        1986ctcel
        Get an external harddisk drive and transfer it over bit by bit?
        Jan 6, 2018
      2. Dubious
        Dubious
        I could, but I don't have anywhere to set it up as anything that can be used as a monitor, is.
        Jan 6, 2018
    16. Dubious
      Dubious
      One of my dogs just died. We took her to the vet because she had heatstroke. Just when my mum got home the vets called her and said the dog>
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      3. Smuthunter
        Smuthunter
        My deepest condolences. Losing a pet can be as hard as losing a relative sometimes. Hope you’re doing okay otherwise.
        Jan 2, 2018
      4. Dubious
        Dubious
        The vets suspect she had a heart attack.
        Jan 2, 2018
      5. Finagle007
        Finagle007
        *Hugs*
        Jan 2, 2018
    17. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Father! What large breasts you have!
      1. Dubious
        Dubious
        All the better to bait whales with.
        Dec 20, 2017
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      2. Sword Stalker
        Sword Stalker
        AAAAAAARRRRRRRRTHUUUUUUUURRRRRRR!
        Dec 20, 2017
    18. Dubious
      Dubious
      So I've been giving survival difficulty a go in Fallout 4 recently, and I have but this to say: How in the flying shit fucks is everything->
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      3. DuskAtDawn
        DuskAtDawn
        I just looked it up, and sure enough, HP is increased in survival. That's beyond stupid. Was that changed at some point?

        Anyways, I'm guessing that, to counter it, you need to both git gud at crafting your own weapons and specialize in one type of them perk-wise. Demolitions Expert helps a lot, too.
        Dec 20, 2017
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      4. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Makes me think of DMC's Hell and Hell difficulty. You die in one hit, but all the enemies have normal health.
        Dec 20, 2017
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      5. Dubious
        Dubious
        I am using a few mods that restores some base functionally to survival mode, like saving without sleeping because fuck that noise. I also have a mod that adds more powerful weapons to spawn lists, so joy to me when those start popping up.
        Dec 20, 2017
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    19. Dubious
      Dubious
      Fucking brilliant, not even uninstalling and reinstalling my irc client will get it to work. Fuck you computer, you piece of shit.
      1. Subrosian_Smithy and Crawkid like this.
    20. Dubious
      Dubious
      Well my computer just decided to shut down for no reason. So that sucks. But I also can't open my IRC client anymore.
    21. Dubious
      Dubious
      So my cunt of a neighbour has apparently hired some arborists to perform some illegal cuts on my trees. His name is now Shitstain McGee.
      1. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Cut him with the law!
        Dec 12, 2017
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      2. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        You might have difficulty registering the name change with the courts.
        Dec 12, 2017
    22. Dubious
      Dubious
      *Too busy coughing their lungs out to make witty remarks about how much colds suck*
      1. Bre Karn likes this.
      2. Bre Karn
        Bre Karn
        Have a quarantined, properly biohazard-suited hug!
        Nov 5, 2017
    23. Dubious
      Dubious
      A moth just died in my fucking food, the prick.
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      3. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        It must be executed for its crime!
        Oct 18, 2017
      4. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        But first it must pay!
        Oct 18, 2017
      5. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        At the very least, the moth should replace the meal.
        Oct 18, 2017
    24. Dubious
      Dubious
      It is so cold at my place that I just took a cold drink out of the pantry.
      1. SamPardi and Enigmatic like this.
      2. SamPardi
        SamPardi
        I feel so jelly. The heat is just so unrelenting around here. -.-
        Jul 13, 2017
    25. Dubious
      Dubious
      What unholy fucker set the drop rates for Dragon Fangs?! I've been at this for the better part of an hour and only gotten rider gems!
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      3. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Fool. Even the RNGods fear Deadpo-
        D: Hey Eeny, there's a disturbing shortage of smut involving my awesomely smexy self. What gives?
        E: People on this site are weird. They obviously can't fathom how perfect you are for their smut stories.
        D: True. Welp, I'm gonna go hit up Rule34 and see what they got on me. Laters!
        *Deadpool has left the forum*
        E: ...Dammit.
        Jul 13, 2017
      4. Dubious
        Dubious
        Looks like you crit failed your intimidation via Deadpool check.
        Jul 13, 2017
      5. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Nah, he just got bored. Besides, I have a backup plan!
        *Summons Lazengann gunman*
        Jul 13, 2017
    26. Dubious
      Dubious
      Just gave XCOM 2 a whirl... for nine hours. It was fun and I save scummed a single mission for about an hour because fucking Viper Kings.
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      3. asdx
        asdx
        'KIng' There is only one king.
        Jun 16, 2017
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      4. Dubious
        Dubious
        With how many actions he gets he certainly seemed plural.
        Jun 16, 2017
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      5. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        If there was only one king, he'd /stay down/.
        Jun 16, 2017
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    27. Dubious
      Dubious
      One of the very few people on the internet I've known well enough to tell them my first name turned into a total bitch because I didn't ->
      1. Dubious
        Dubious
        Give her a big enough compliment on her losing an amount of weight. And I'm so sure how to feel about the fact that a friendship of years was ruined over something so trivial.
        Mar 13, 2017
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      2. asdx
        asdx
        well, if she lost her shit over something like that, are you sure was a friend?
        Mar 13, 2017
      3. Dubious
        Dubious
        Four years of continuous interaction says yes. Which makes it all the more saddening that she broke off our friendship because I didn't give her a good enough compliment.
        Mar 13, 2017
    28. Dubious
      Dubious
      I just spent two and a half hours trying best Blitxball in FFX. Fucking finally won the first match.
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Imabot
        Imabot
        I know easy way to win every single one from Spoony One videos. Place a winning goal then take the ball and move behind your goalie and wait till the end of match.
        Mar 11, 2017
    29. Dubious
      Dubious
      My cat had to be put down and now all I ahve left oremember her by is her collar. I don't even care about spelling rightnow
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      3. Least Devotee
        Least Devotee
        My sympathies. I remember how it was when my cat passed.
        Mar 4, 2017
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      4. Imabot
        Imabot
        Sorry to hear that. I'm sure that those memories will soon be bringing you more joy, not sadness.
        Mar 4, 2017
      5. Bre Karn
        Bre Karn
        As the owner of an adorable feline fuzzball, I can only empathize deeply. Our previous cat also had to be euthenized (gut cancer... though he lived to a ripe old age in a loving family), and I still miss the little critter years after.
        Mar 4, 2017
    30. Dubious
      Dubious
      Glarghle, I can't connect to the damn freenode server to get on the damn QQ IRC.
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
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