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Enigmatic
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Enigmatic

Patron of the Lewd Arts, from The Myriad Realms of Revelry

My case has saved my phone from breaking for the umpteenth time. As such, I think it deserves a name, which I have decided shall be Casey. Jul 20, 2017 at 5:49 PM

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    1. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      My case has saved my phone from breaking for the umpteenth time. As such, I think it deserves a name, which I have decided shall be Casey.
    2. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Man, I am really loving Homestuck! I just started reading last Monday and I'm already on Act 5! Though I still have over 6000 pages to go...
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      2. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        All in all, I think it's amazing and can't believe I've been putting it off for this long!
        Jul 17, 2017 at 5:40 AM
      3. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Also, here are the stats:
        4/13/2009 - 4/13/2016
        2558 days
        8124 pages
        14,913 panels
        817,612 words (incl. 113,319 transcribed) about 282% the size of The Lord Of The Rings, 176% the size of the King James Bible, 125% the size of the Harry Potter series, or 77% the size of A Song Of Ice And Fire (the five books so far)
        Jul 17, 2017 at 5:41 AM
      4. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        164 Flash updates
        3.2 pages per day
        4 hours, 5 minutes, 2 seconds of animated footage
        29 albums; 26 if you count Homestuck Vol. 1-4 as one.
        51 Sweet Bro and Hella Jeffs
        —Anthony Bailey, stats for Homestuck's final year
        Jul 17, 2017 at 5:41 AM
    3. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Ken Ashcorp just uploaded a new song! I am so hyped!
    4. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Something I never thought I'd say: "Thank god. It was only a dead body".
    5. magic9mushroom
      magic9mushroom
      I found the article you were talking about. Seems a little dismissive and reductive. But then again, so are most clickbait articles about niche works.
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      2. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Meh, I mostly read Cracked articles for my own amusement anyway. I don't overly care about accuracy as long as they amuse me.
        Jun 13, 2017
      3. magic9mushroom
        magic9mushroom
        And Frontline's defictionalisation continues...
        Jun 13, 2017
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    6. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      After 100+ hours of playtime, spending millions of Yen, and maxing all Social Stats and Confidants, I have finally fucking beat Persona 5!
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      3. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        I'd just like to point out that I'm only halfway through the game.
        Jun 6, 2017
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      4. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Ah, my bad then. Though, in my defense, the way you spoke made me think you had already beaten it. Also, it's like super obvious he's a bad guy. I mean, look at him! Give him a cat and an eyepatch, and he could be a Bond villain! At least I didn't reveal that he turns out to be the PC's father.

        Just kidding.
        Jun 6, 2017
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      5. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        It's the internet. I don't take major issue, especially give that the first part of this post was your declaration of completion.
        Jun 6, 2017
    7. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Who to romance: The cute and humble fluffy-haired heiress, or the super adorkable hacker girl? Decisions, decisions.
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      2. GhostKaiju
        GhostKaiju
        >Not going for the kinky Doctor

        [Disdain for Plebians intensifies]

        And Snake, technically, both of them can do either of those things.
        Jun 1, 2017
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      3. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Non non. Best Answer: BOTH of them.
        Jun 1, 2017
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      4. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Given what game Enigmatic is talking about...
        No. Harem route is a no-go.
        Jun 1, 2017
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    8. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Just when I think my faith in humanity can't be shattered any further, they find a way.
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      3. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        ...Disturbing? Seriously?
        Jun 1, 2017
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      4. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Disturbing in the way that I can't believe that someone, one day, thought "You know what would be a hot seller? A fake foot/head with a vagina in the ankle/neckhole!"
        Jun 1, 2017
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      5. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Oh, yeah. It was descending, not ascending.

        Still don't think it's all that disturbing, but it's less absurd now.
        Jun 1, 2017
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    9. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Farming Yen in Persona 5. I am sooooooooo bored...
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      2. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Shadow Jochi from the request "Who's Muscling in Yongen-Jaya?"

        Though I finally got bored enough that I just killed him off...And HOT DAMN I JUST WENT FROM 100,000 YEN TO 3.9 MIL!!!
        May 27, 2017
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      3. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Damn.

        That is one hell of a lot.
        May 27, 2017
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      4. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Hell yeah it is! It even mostly makes up for the mind-numbing boredom I've been suffering from!
        May 27, 2017
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    10. Alias
      Alias
      *Foxes nuke your profile* >:O
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      2. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        Nukes, hm? So you want to play it that way? Very well then! Let us play!

        *puts on cowboy hat and rides an atomic bomb into the sunset*
        May 19, 2017
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    11. Enigmatic
      Enigmatic
      Damn you, TV Tropes! Damn you straight to Hell! You and your spoilers!
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