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    Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Koronus Expanse
    Threadmarks: Cain von Valancius Archive, Entry I.iii

    Insanity is a relative scale set by the boring and the predictable. Why let everyone else or yourself know what you're gonna do, when you could have a nice little surprise? - Jakes Parrow, Sanctioned Psyker in Inquisitorial service, sirka 995.M39 I can assure you that, had I ever been given...
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    Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Koronus Expanse

    Ah, thank you for pointing that out! Should be fixed now? I don't see a difference at least, but I'm in dark mode... Was probably a result of me copy-pasting the story from where I posted it first. Glad you liked it! Been feeling the motivation for Cain soaring in general, so hopefully I'll be...
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    Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Koronus Expanse
    Threadmarks: Cain von Valancius Archive, Entry I.ii

    Trust is the luxury of the ignorant, the moronic and the unimportant. It is a Sin which no person of proper Standing can afford to indulge. - Rogue Trader Hectobar von Bossa, 942.M41 With a flick of my wrist and a flourish, I shook the remaining blood from my chainsword and sheathed it at my...
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    Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Koronus Expanse

    Thank you, I’ll be doing my best! I’ve not decided 100% quite yet - I’ll be doing a playthrough of RT as I go to remind myself of specific scenes and to get the creativity flowing, so some parts of the story will probably be relatively on rails. That said, Cain isn’t exactly the inexperienced...
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    Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Koronus Expanse
    Threadmarks: Cain von Valancius Archive, Entry I.i

    Editorial Note: The following is, I must admit, a rather stark departure from the preceding contents of the Cain Archive. It marks an unpredictable upheaval in the life of Commissar Cain - one that comes just at the cusp of the 13th Black Crusade and explains Cain's absence from any other...
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    Pursued by Laughing Gods, there is no End to the War
    Threadmarks: Chapter 3 - Training Montage

    The beginning of Tanya's training regimen had a very simple, very effective start. Even without access to the expansive military resources she had in her last life, she could compensate easily enough with her own abilities - and one didn't need access to proper artillery to blow up an ork-built...
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    Pursued by Laughing Gods, there is no End to the War
    Threadmarks: Chapter 2 - Wandering 'Home'

    Tanya von Degurechaff had long prided herself on adaptability. She adapted to the rules of society, using them to their fullest to advance her career in all the right ways, as was expected of her. She adapted to her new world, even her new body, working once again within the system to gain a...
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    Mhhh, croissants~

    Mhhh, croissants~
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    Pursued by Laughing Gods, there is no End to the War
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    Tanya had grown severely tired of Being X. She'd been tired after just the first few months on the front, to be fair, but this was different. For years, she'd fought that pointless war, pulling the Empire through conflict after conflict, dragging the entire country towards victory and beating...
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