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Recent content by humon

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    favorite quotes or quotes you created yourself

    "Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder" - Arnold Toynbee
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    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    "A Demon King? Super powers? Evil plane-shifting ninjas? I just wanna grill FFS!" - Boomer MC Someone should answer these types of complaints with, "Yeah, and I want a blowjob from the queen, but the world doesn't work that way"
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    View and Recent reader?

    I'd wager that the thing most likely to prompt comments would be ragebait, unusual fetishes, or missed opportunities. If people are happy with the story there's no need to comment. You could also do some back-of-the-envelope math. I'd estimate about 1 in 100 readers will put a like, and 1 in...
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    Favorite writing ambiance and soundtracks

    I normally write in silence, but sometimes for particular scenes I will put on a track that suits that scene (as if it were playing in the background in a movie or TV show) and I'll listen to it while I write the scene. Often times I'll then link that same track into the scene itself. Some of...
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    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    Best play is to go by the specific qualities that attract women to bad boys: High competence, high intelligence, refusal to back down from challenge or submit to peer pressure, a willingness to break the rules when necessary, including the ability to kill without flinching or hesitating, but...
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    Video Games General

    For those who are fans of Hellish Quart, I had to share the latest Dequitem fight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfFNWBYw1o Laszlo vs. Connor, more or less.
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    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    This is always a difficulty with harem stories. If a new female character is added, the natural impulse is to add her to the harem. Adding a female character to ship to one of the male sidekicks might even trigger NTR vibes in some overly sensitive readers, hehe. But more than that, I estimate...
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    Persistent issue where Rule34 images load, but only in the reply box

    It can happen with other websites too. Best thing to do is just use the preview tab before posting. The preview will show you whether they will actually show up in the post or not.
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    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    It's my suspicion that both the humbling fetish and the toxic masculinity delusion are derived from a heretical interpretation of "turn the other cheek". What started as a warning not to let insults to your ego drive you to do things you might regret later, ended up being taken as a blanket ban...
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    The Ctrl + F of correcting AI

    Usually a snappy correction takes the form of presenting an alternative word to the one that the other character had just used. Like a Russell conjugation. But you can't Ctrl+F for this because it's always going to be a different word. One thing you might be able to Ctrl+F for is the phrase...
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    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    Ooh! Like one of the ceiling monsters in Half-Life. Sucks you in and spits out the bones.
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    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    Now that I think about it... I've never done any videos with AI, but now I kind of want to see one where the kids in the first movie are putting on the hat, and when Malfoy puts it on, the hat gets this really mean sadistic face and electrocutes him, or drains his soul or something like that...
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    What are your most hated fanfic tropes

    Kill 'em all and let the hat sort 'em out.
  14. humon

    How to write dialogue well?

    Thinking about Tarantino's dialogues, the thing I like most about those is that they make it both amusing and mundane at the same time. Like talking about what different burgers are called in France, or how one of Madonna's songs is all about big dicks. Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick...
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    View and Recent reader?

    Views is the total number of times anyone clicked on your thread to read it. So if one guy reads it 10 times, it will show up as 10 views. Recent readers is the number of unique users who opened your thread over the last 7 days. It's calculated based on unique views following each threadmark...
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