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IG884HIRE
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Dec 13, 2018 at 8:03 AM
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IG884HIRE

Versed in the lewd., 118

IG884HIRE was last seen:
Dec 13, 2018 at 8:03 AM
    1. Zeushobbit
      Zeushobbit
      Just binged through My ROB is best ROB. Really hoping you'll come back and continue it soon. Particularly since there's a major fight sitting on a cliffhanger, I want to see that Creepy Drider-Bitch get her legs torn off.
    2. The Froggy Ninja
      The Froggy Ninja
      I've noticed in your smut that pretty much all your girls devolve to the same personality and speech pattern when surprised, horny or both. That personality and speech pattern being swearing and saying dude a lot and being super upfront about things, even if they're normally prim or shy.
      1. IG884HIRE and d.fish like this.
      2. IG884HIRE
        IG884HIRE
        I'll keep an eye on that then.
        Apr 5, 2018
      3. The Froggy Ninja
        The Froggy Ninja
        Cool. Not trying to be rude or anything, just noticed it rereading Best ROB and obviously couldn’t mention anything there.
        Apr 5, 2018
    3. Chimera0205
      Chimera0205
      Are ypu gonna conyinue succing on the high seas?
      1. IG884HIRE
        IG884HIRE
        Yup, but I said right at the top of the first post that it was going to be very sporadic in its updates. Between writing a bunch of long omakes for other stories (check out Lucky-38's RWBY SLut Life story for those) and picking up Subnautica on Steam I've only got half a chapter into the next one. I love that setting though, so I'll definitely return to it at some point.
        Feb 15, 2018
        Ryan Bazana and Krazyfan1 like this.
    4. Kektus
      Kektus
      you ever restarting the monstergirl story?
      1. IG884HIRE
        IG884HIRE
        Eventually I will. Had to move, and been looking for work. Real life is just being a pain, but I still have my notes and half a chapter waiting for me to get back into the swing of it.
        Sep 23, 2017
      2. Kektus
        Kektus
        Ah. 's okay fam, feel free to come back whenever.
        Sep 23, 2017
    5. namitetra
      namitetra
      That username is horrifying when you think about it.
      1. IG884HIRE
        IG884HIRE
        I'm a simple kill bot. I read smut, I write smut, I exterminate rebel scum. It's a living.
        Jun 5, 2017
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    Birthday:
    Jan 1, 1900 (Age: 118)
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    I just want to shove my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but don't worry, I'm fully licensed.