1. Due to issues with external spam filters, QQ is currently unable to send any mail to Microsoft E-mail addresses. This includes any account at live.com, hotmail.com or msn.com. Signing up to the forum with one of these addresses will result in your verification E-mail never arriving. For best results, please use a different E-mail provider for your QQ address.
    Dismiss Notice
  2. For prospective new members, a word of warning: don't use common names like Dennis, Simon, or Kenny if you decide to create an account. Spammers have used them all before you and gotten those names flagged in the anti-spam databases. Your account registration will be rejected because of it.
    Dismiss Notice
  3. Since it has happened MULTIPLE times now, I want to be very clear about this. You do not get to abandon an account and create a new one. You do not get to pass an account to someone else and create a new one. If you do so anyway, you will be banned for creating sockpuppets.
    Dismiss Notice
  4. If you wish to change your username, please ask via conversation to tehelgee instead of asking via my profile. I'd like to not clutter it up with such requests.
    Dismiss Notice
  5. Due to the actions of particularly persistent spammers and trolls, we will be banning disposable email addresses from today onward.
    Dismiss Notice
  6. We have added another rule, please check the Rules post for more information.
    Dismiss Notice
  7. Due to some issues with Freenode, the QQ IRC Channel is moving. See here for more information.
    Dismiss Notice
JadeKaiser
Last Activity:
Aug 1, 2021 at 12:25 PM
Joined:
Feb 15, 2016
Messages:
3,026
Likes Received:
25,187
Gender:
Male

JadeKaiser

Procrastinates like a Boss, Male

Some asswipe stole my car's catalytic converter. RIP. Jul 12, 2021

JadeKaiser was last seen:
Aug 1, 2021 at 12:25 PM
    1. JadeKaiser
      JadeKaiser
      Some asswipe stole my car's catalytic converter. RIP.
      1. Snake/Eater likes this.
    2. V01D
      V01D
      FYI; if you didn’t know, ‘asbergers syndrome’ has been reclassified.
      It’s High Functional Autism Spectrum

      (I got diagnosed the same way -but I don’t have to explain like I would if I call it Asbergers Syndrome)
      1. View previous comments...
      2. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        I know. I also don't care; it was Asperger's when I was diagnosed, and Asperger's was a hell of a lot more specific. High-Function Autism covers a much wider range of symptoms. Way I see it, it's worth using as a subcategory thing.
        Jul 5, 2021
        V01D likes this.
      3. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        Terminology in usage doesn't have to be as exact as terminology in documentation.
        Jul 5, 2021
        V01D likes this.
      4. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        I should probably say, ```, you are right, but I don't mind him bringing it up. It's just something some of us do. It's not malicious, it's just conversation.
        Jul 12, 2021
    3. NuclearBirb
      NuclearBirb
      I love your content! To love elves rightly is my favorite of your works so far.
    4. JadeKaiser
      JadeKaiser
      Put in my 2 weeks notice, time to find a new job. Should have done this months ago.
      1. Ocean Breeze likes this.
      2. Ocean Breeze
        Ocean Breeze
        What was your old job, and have you found a new one yet?
        Jun 27, 2021
    5. abyss_kaiser
      abyss_kaiser
      Why greetings my fellow royal! :P
      1. JadeKaiser likes this.
      2. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        Greetings!
        Mar 14, 2020
        abyss_kaiser likes this.
    6. Guardian54
      Guardian54
      Will you continue "my life as the Merlin figure" at some point? My comments: 1) Rocbahn's human resource management (WWII Imperial Japan expy) is impossible in a semi-medieval setting. 2) Meredie's appearance reminds me of pixiv member 3195765, specifically the redhead being hanged in illustration id 66458483.
      1. JadeKaiser likes this.
      2. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        It's possible that it might see more. It was really just a for fun thing that I was doing while I had inspiration though, so it's not one I'll feel broken up about if I never pick it back up. In response to 1), there's a reason why it was semi-functional.
        Mar 26, 2019
        Least Devotee likes this.
      3. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        Namely, the king of Rocbah was another reincarnator like the MC who decided to go full god-emperor. He didn't get access to magic on the same scale as the MC did though, because he never contracted a fae, so he's actually a lot less impressive overall.
        Mar 26, 2019
        Least Devotee and Guardian54 like this.
    7. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      I honestly can't think of any fruits or vegetables m[]d would stand for.
      1. Valette-Serafina likes this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        Indeed, Valette-Serafina has it right. You can't put "mod" into a custom title on SB, for obvious reasons, and I didn't bother to check if it was different here before keeping it consistent. Because obvious reasons.
        Mar 21, 2019
      4. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        For clarification, "mod juice" is something an in-game character uses to refer to something called endo. My current profile pic is the icon/image for endo.
        Mar 21, 2019
      5. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Well, just make sure not to get too much QQ-juice in your endo.
        Or do, if that's how you like it.
        Mar 21, 2019
        JadeKaiser and Valette-Serafina like this.
    8. Dogsigh
      Dogsigh
      Would you be willing to put an update on the Transference Initiated thread when you start the next one?
      1. Ddmkm122 and JadeKaiser like this.
      2. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        I do intend to, yeah. When I get to it. Ah, procrastination...
        Oct 6, 2018
        Ddmkm122 and Dogsigh like this.
    9. JadeKaiser
      JadeKaiser
      Windows just updated and the update bricked my computer. Fucking fuck.
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
      2. asdx
        asdx
        Have you tried hitting it with a hammer?
        May 20, 2018
        Ddmkm122 likes this.
      3. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        Ha. Ha. Very funny. Ended up restoring what I could from a backup, but my most recent backup was over a year old so... Anyways, drove out and bought a new one too.
        May 20, 2018
        Ddmkm122 likes this.
    10. armorfiend
      armorfiend
      Have you continued Will Work for Food anywhere else? I really enjoy that one :)
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
      2. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        I was posting it mainly on SB, but I included mirrors of every chapter here when I did so, so no there isn't more to be found elsewhere. That said, I consider it back in hibernation/cryosleep rather than dead.
        May 5, 2018
        Ddmkm122 and armorfiend like this.
    11. KinKrow
      KinKrow
      Yo, if I take the Lovecraft Jump first and become a Shoggoth, do I have greater durability to tank psychic damage from my abilities? Not asking about boosted power, just how much I can do before breaking down.
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
    12. ```
      1. JadeKaiser
        JadeKaiser
        "And I respect your vow of purity, but this isn't sexual and you can't expect me not to pet a floofy kitty when she's right in front of me."
        Nov 5, 2017
      2. ```
    13. JadeKaiser
      JadeKaiser
      Time for a new avatar, I think.
      1. Ddmkm122 and KinKrow like this.
    14. Kishou the Badger
      Kishou the Badger
      Love the chibi Ryoko with the giant laser sword!
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
    15. JadeKaiser
      JadeKaiser
      The Monster who Slays, or the Slayer of Monsters? Yes, my friend.
      1. Ddmkm122 and KinKrow like this.
  • Loading...
  • Loading...
  • About

    Gender:
    Male

    Signature

    I have Asperger's syndrome. I've done what I can to learn to social over the years, but I still apparently don't come across how I meant to sometimes. Please bear with me.
    NSFW Snippet Thread: And What I Write, I Rule
    Triaxic Wizardry: A modern wizard quest, revived after 2 years of dead time, and then dead again.
    Transference Initiated [SAO/Warframe]: The first major fulldive MMO is not a traditional fantasy RPG, but a science fantasy looter-shooter. (Complete)
    My Life as the Merlin Figure [Original NSFW]: Magic is Bullshit and Bullshit is Magic. And you sometimes can't sell Bull for Shit without working a bit of Magic.