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  1. JenMGold

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Seems like I survived my previous rounds with you, so I'm down for another!
  2. JenMGold

    Esquestria: The House of the Sun - A pony cultist experience

    I'm somewhat confident that if both go completely wrong, there will be an option to resolve the problem. It would have been absolutely certain if we delayed the expedition to stay with Cadance, but I think there'll probably be something that can be done about it anyway. Will it actually make...
  3. JenMGold

    Esquestria: The House of the Sun - A pony cultist experience

    Huh. Very Tolkien, if that's the case. In Tolkien's works, Valinor - the land of the gods - used to just be a continent within the flat world that they had consecrated, and anyone could go there just by sailing west far enough (that is, if they could break through the enchantments protecting...
  4. JenMGold

    Esquestria: The House of the Sun - A pony cultist experience

    I think he's being literal about that - that there's something very Tolkienian going on in that regard, and that the world used to be flat, but something happened, and now it's round. That's the language Tolkien used, that "the world is bent" after it was changed from flat to round. Admittedly...
  5. JenMGold

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    In that case, I have no choice but to comply!
  6. JenMGold

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    So, is that a "keep the hell away from me" kind of gun in my face, or a "drop your panties right now" kind of gun in my face? Because my main concern is not getting shot. Ignoring the gun, would.
  7. JenMGold

    Esquestria: The House of the Sun - A pony cultist experience

    Of course, there's also the possibility that both of them Nat!1, and everyone looks up one day to see the sun just randomly snap in half like something out of a Monty Python sketch. Possibly even with a whistling tea pot sound effect as it shakes for a bit, followed by a "bleh" as it splits into...
  8. JenMGold

    Esquestria: The House of the Sun - A pony cultist experience

    I thought the other ones were the test rolls, and that one was the real result of Cadance's attempt. If not... Well, hopefully we get a better result and not a worse one.
  9. JenMGold

    Esquestria: The House of the Sun - A pony cultist experience

    Well... At least it wasn't under 10. Looks like Cadance will have to give it another try next turn, though. Hopefully with Soothe the Night having a positive effect this time.
  10. JenMGold

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    I see she's graduated from tiefling to cambion. Or maybe even a full fiend? Either way, good (er, evil) for her, moving up (sorry, down) in the world (lower planes). Anyway, still would!
  11. JenMGold

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Eldritch loli, huh? (That was a thing, wasn't it? I can't place her atm, but I swear there was something Lovecraftian about her... Or was that someone else...?) *looks around for any cops or CoC Investigators* ... If I had a soul, I forfeit it long ago anyway. Sure, I'll roll those dice.
  12. JenMGold

    Esquestria: The House of the Sun - A pony cultist experience

    No apologies needed. I'm well aware that some random asshole showing up out of nowhere and pontificating on morality at you without invitation isn't exactly fun, or something that's likely to make you assume the best of said asshole. I probably should've found a more relaxed way of getting...
  13. JenMGold

    Esquestria: The House of the Sun - A pony cultist experience

    Uhh... Mostly just that we shouldn't try to lie to ourselves about the type of person Velvet is, I guess? Channeling LANTERN a bit, if I want to be pretentious about it. I dunno, I just saw a debate about the morality of Velvet's actions and decided to throw in my two cents (or quite a few...
  14. JenMGold

    Esquestria: The House of the Sun - A pony cultist experience

    Yeah, I'm definitely taking a harder line than Wise Wolf is. If I'm interpreting it correctly, his position is that Velvet is doing and permitting some bad things, but that they're (mostly) lesser and necessary evils compared to the alternatives; that she should acknowledge them as such, and not...
  15. JenMGold

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Get on the bed, I'm gonna squeeze you dry~
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