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    He's also low key preparing everyone for the clone wars. Talking about the Mandalorian wars. How the Jedi who left the order (Revan) was really manipulated by a Sith. How the other side full of Mandalorians was also manipulated by a Sith to have both sides fight so the Sith could swoop into an...
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    That would indeed be hilarious. But in this case, throwing him to the corps is an empty threat. Mostly due to him being literally a shining beacon of goodness in the force. Despite his... light heresy. (Also because every youngling in the temple would defect) Also because a lot of Jedi Masters...
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    Mace wishes other Jedi would take him on. Instead it seems the entire council has decided this is entirely his problem.
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    As Yoda does with Obi-Wan and QuiGon but a bit more direct this time - "Like this initiate, Master Windu does not. Perfect, pairs such as these, in the force are." Yoda probably, after huffing that space weed. It could be that. Or Yoda is just being Yoda and at some 900 years old just enjoys...
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    Threadmarks: Snippet 26: Rias does a thing. (Technically not Rias)

    She was alone. This was by design… She'd skipped school, waved off her friends, and wandered off. She needed to think, and with the situation as it was, privacy was a problem. She was Rias Gremory, the heiress to the Gremory clan, devil nobility, wielder of the power of destruction. The...
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    Threadmarks: Snippet 25: That Jedi life. (Featuring Mace Windu's headache)

    “Initiate Soren, do you know why you've been called before this council today?” Mace asked firmly, maintaining a stern stare at the troublesome initiate, leaning forward, elbows on his knees and hands interlocked under his chin, sitting in one of the smaller antechamber meeting rooms attached to...
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    Threadmarks: Snippet 24: Sona uses a Serafall. Its super effective.

    To those who follow A Sinful Multiverse, yes, it is indeed ironic that I wrote about Sona even though I really don't care for her. What can I say. I live to be contrary. Or love and hate is a fine line etc. Hope you enjoy. Cheers. The first thing he noticed upon waking was how wrong...
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    Threadmarks: Snippet 23: Jiraiya's greatest rival (not featuring Jiraiya)

    A slutty woman reincarnated wishing for that harem life. She is immensely disappointed. Second goal, cheat, use all her writing knowledge and depose that hack Jiraiya. This also runs into... issues. She'd read about it of course. Reincarnation, specifically the so-called Isekai stories...
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    We do love our criminal stories here don't we? Tbf they are outnumbered against goody two shoes stories by 99.9% probably. If he doesn't get to wreak untold death on the galaxy, why use him at all, right? Best droid deserves his fun. Its kind of the point for that one, it's not meant to be a...
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    Threadmarks: Snippet 22: A Hutt is a Hutt is a Hutt.

    Zora the Hutt gazed down from the reinforced observation deck, massive bulk half-shrouded in the low amber glow of the command suite’s recessed lighting. Below him, the Spine uncoiled through the hollowed heart of the asteroid like a glittering vein of vice. Neon signs in huttese, bocce, ryl and...
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    Threadmarks: Snippet 21: Jabba saves the Galaxy.

    What did I ever do? No really. What crime did I commit? I lived a fairly ordinary life after all, so how on earth had I racked up enough bad karma to deserve this of all bad ends? Or bad new beginnings. Whatever. I mean, I'd cheated on a test in high school… shoplifted once or twice as a...
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    So I am alive. Just had a very shitty year. My wife had multiple heart attacks, then from the...

    So I am alive. Just had a very shitty year. My wife had multiple heart attacks, then from the stress of all that, I developed heart issues. So writing hadn't been high on my list of priorities. I have the itch again, but as for now is writing new stuff. Not sure yet if I will get the itch to...
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    Dragon's Progeny [Worm/ABB OC]

    Ah the Empire being fucked, delicious. So.... the Teeth moving in as soon as they are done? Because Brockton Bay can't have nice things.
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    Alive again. Somewhat. Working on getting back into things.

    Alive again. Somewhat. Working on getting back into things.
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    Back alive, be a bit before any updates though, needless to say ive been gone for a reaso, and...

    Back alive, be a bit before any updates though, needless to say ive been gone for a reaso, and currently any writing would mostly consists of speech to text. Thanks for the thoughts!
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