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kifflomx
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kifflomx

Actual coffee enjoyer., Male, 28

The One Pieeeeece! The One Piece is reeeeeeeeal!!!!!! Feb 10, 2023

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    1. Megaolix
      Megaolix
      To avoid issue, I had to take down your avatar, sorry. But do not bring that fight here.
      1. kifflomx likes this.
      2. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        No worries bro, I probably would have changed it soon to something cooler. Totally fine by me.
        Jun 16, 2023
      3. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        Btw do you know if jpgs can be used as profile pics? Cuz I wanted to use one but it doesn't let me.
        Jun 16, 2023
    2. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      The One Pieeeeece! The One Piece is reeeeeeeeal!!!!!!
    3. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      It's ok if you murder millions as long as you're one of Batman's buddies or some deranged chick he banged back in the day.
      1. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        God help you if you're a goon trying to get by in Gotham though. Then you deserve nothing but a brutal beatdown.
        Jun 5, 2022
    4. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Welp, Defcon 2. I didn't think i'd get to do a Fallout self-insert.
    5. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Who would win a donut baking contest between Akainu and Kakashi?
      1. FTR2017 likes this.
    6. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Just when you thought mankind had reached peak cringe, worm/waifu catalog xover fanfics were invented.
    7. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      It's coming Rome!!!
      1. Snake/Eater likes this.
    8. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      WTF is SB's problem? Fate zero/minecraft xover, servant CRAFTER? Item Construction and Territory Creation that's a textbook Caster.
      1. Guardian Box likes this.
    9. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      What's with all the shota protagonists on Fiction.live? Were people's childhoods really so bad they need to redo them by proxy?
    10. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      When a Spacebattles author puts the word "munchkin" in the title of his story prepare for a low quality cringefest. Especially in Worm.
      1. The Disney Villan
        The Disney Villan
        Worm is the bottom of the barrel nowadays
        Jun 6, 2021
      2. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        Well you are not wrong.
        Jun 6, 2021
    11. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Say what you want about Gabriel Blessing's In Flight but it shows that if the premise and intro are good some readers will stomach anything
      1. Daniel K. English
        Daniel K. English
        It's entertaining and that's all that matters
        Jun 5, 2021
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      2. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        Well imho the more the story progresses the more it becomes a chore to read, but the intro and premise grip you very hard. As evidenced by all the people that copied it in Sekirei crossovers, especially Fate ones.
        Jun 5, 2021
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    12. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      The good thing about Jumpchains is reading authors make single digit IQ builds and thinking they're smart for it.
      1. OblivionFan007 likes this.
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      3. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        Harry Potter
        Jun 4, 2021
      4. jo demon
        jo demon
        Yes, which one? There are several.
        Jun 5, 2021
      5. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        I've just now entered the words 'Harry Potter Jumpchain' on Google and literally the first result has it...
        Jun 5, 2021
    13. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Stating with a straight face that servants are lightning timers despite Saber riding a bike in Zero. Just Spacebattles things. *facepalms*
    14. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      How to know a jumpchain is trash: it starts in DxD
      1. Garahs
        Garahs
        I have a better way to tell: it exists.
        Apr 14, 2021
    15. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Bipolar girls are us men's version of the bad boys. They just fuck better.
    16. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Gotta love oWoD wankers who have never played a game of vampire, never read a rulebook and only look up advanced disciplines on the wiki.
      1. Hivemind42 likes this.
    17. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      It's still going. Mother of God, QQ's R34 economy/waifu catalog obsession is still going. May the Gods of Lewds have mercy on me.
      1. Daniel K. English
        Daniel K. English
        i'm going to write waifu catalogue stuff because of this comment >:P
        Jan 17, 2021
        daimahou likes this.
      2. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        Slaanesh save me :(
        Jan 18, 2021
        daimahou likes this.
    18. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      It might be a meme game but Pokemon Clover is hands down the best main series Pokemon game ever.
    19. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Why must almost all Pokegirls stories and quests be full of stupid anime cliches? Wasn't it supposed to be a borderline grimdark setting?
    20. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Another one bites the dust~ God, it's so awful to read a fic that hits all the right spots except one thing that is so bad it makes you quit
      1. Silverbladestar likes this.
      2. Apokalyps117
        Apokalyps117
        What was it? Now I'm curious.
        Nov 25, 2020
      3. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        A libriomancer jumpchain. I got to the part where he's forced by Guthenberg to go to therapy and i just couldn't go on, it was atrocious. If i ever knew of a therapist like that i would immediately report and get him fired. It was the absolute worst fictional therapy session i've ever read.
        Nov 25, 2020
        Hivemind42 likes this.
      4. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        And therapy has been a very important part of my life. My therapist got me to defeat my intense depression and thanks to that i've been living a colorful and fun life i'm grateful for. It means so much to me. I'd honestly rather read NTR than the farce of a therapy session that was in that story.
        Nov 25, 2020
        Hivemind42 likes this.
    21. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      When you love Self Inserts but hate with every fiber of your body the R.O.B. trope life can often be painful. Especially on SpaceBattles.
    22. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Waifu catalog was a cancer for QQ's nsfw story board. Change my mind.
      1. Guardian Box likes this.
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      3. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        But that doesn't work when the stories are even more monotonous than real life which is what i feel this whole Waifu Catalog stuff is devolving into. Mind you this is not a criticism of the authors because i still love QQ and all the members, but even the best cook can't do anything with ingredients so stale they're starting to rot.
        Oct 29, 2020
      4. Daniel K. English
        Daniel K. English
        I think I get what you mean, though to me the age before Waifu Catalogue was the Isekai SI era and the Worm era. :(
        Oct 29, 2020
      5. Smuthunter
        Smuthunter
        The Worm era has never ended and cannot end soon enough.
        Oct 29, 2020
    23. Hierarch
      Hierarch
      Some of your comments on here are quite amusing. Everyone needs a good laugh once in a while.
      1. kifflomx likes this.
      2. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        Thanks mate.
        Oct 12, 2020
    24. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Easy way to speed up mental health diagnoses: ask if they like pinapple on pizza. If they do they are obviously insane.
      1. Hivemind42 likes this.
    25. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      I don't get it. HunterXHunter is a series with amazing worldbuilding, story and power mechanics. So why are existing fanfics such garbage?
      1. Hivemind42, Plotvitalnpc and JRIB like this.
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      3. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        But at this point i would even be satisfied with a meruem SI. But HunterXHunter fics are literally the worst shit.
        Jun 6, 2020
        Plotvitalnpc and JRIB like this.
      4. JRIB
        JRIB
        I assume it is because the shear amount of BL centred fanfic deters readers, making actual attempts receive less views and notice, deterring them from continuing. A second reason I would think is as there are not any very good flagship fics that inspire people to write their own.
        Jun 6, 2020
        Hivemind42, Plotvitalnpc and kifflomx like this.
      5. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        I suppose another reason is that Togashi's story is so good that matching it even as a copy in storytelling, worldbuilding and fights is very difficult so most don't even try.
        Jun 6, 2020
        Hivemind42 and Plotvitalnpc like this.
    26. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Caine and Antediluvian wankers are the bane of VtM.
      1. Hivemind42 and Ddmkm122 like this.
    27. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      The Order of Hermes not pushing Tremere's shit in in the first Massasa War is proof that Vampires and Tremere especially are wanked by devs.
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
      2. Robotninja
        Robotninja
        Eh. I can see it. The order was not well organized at all, while the Tremere were. Plus they could replace losses far more easily. Still unlikely, but unlikely things have happened before.
        Dec 21, 2017
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      3. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        No, if OoH didn't act like all members were lobotomized they would tear vampires a new asshole every time by vastly superior magic especially in an era when paradox is nonexistant. Also Tremere were fighting against Tzimisce in Transylvania aat the same time too.
        Dec 21, 2017
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    28. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Limp noodle harem protagonists like Minato Sahashi are the absolute worst to waste a Tsundere on. Tsunderes exist to get mercilessly teased.
      1. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        And/or trolled.
        Dec 17, 2017
        Ddmkm122, kifflomx and Plotvitalnpc like this.
      2. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Milquetoast harem protagonists are the most played out type of harem protagonist.
        Dec 17, 2017
        Ddmkm122 likes this.
    29. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      If an SI starts with a R.O.B., especially one who calls himself that and chats with the SI casually i drop the story.
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
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      3. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        How do you think a R.O.B. should act?
        Dec 16, 2017
        Ddmkm122 likes this.
      4. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        Enigmatic. This is a being who lived for an immesurable amount of time, who can unmake you with a thought, it shouldn't talk like a bored 40 years old.
        And it's not plainshifting a nobody from some shithole because it's bored. It should have it's own enigmatic reasons MC isn't privy to.
        Dec 16, 2017
        Ddmkm122 and Enigmatic like this.
      5. kifflomx
        kifflomx
        More importantly the SI should absolutely not act like they do in 99% percent of R.O.B. stories. I don't care how cynic or genre savvy you are, you're never going to be impassive or annoyed let alone talk back to the ROB. Let's be honest, none of these authors would behave like this if a pissed off guy with a gun was in front of them let alone a ROB.
        Dec 16, 2017
        Ddmkm122 and Enigmatic like this.
    30. kifflomx
      kifflomx
      Would you rather sword the waifu or waifu the sword?
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
      2. Generic_Generica
        Generic_Generica
        Turn the sword into a cute waifu, then waifu the sword.
        Dec 13, 2017
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      3. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Yes.

        How? The /first/ sword ish yer dick.
        The /second/ sword is the waifu.

        Thus you sword (dick) the waifu (sword).
        Dec 13, 2017
        Ddmkm122 likes this.
      4. 1986ctcel
        1986ctcel
        @GG yup it worked with Diffor the cute sword girl from Immortal Regis :D
        Dec 13, 2017
        Ddmkm122 likes this.
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