For prospective new members, a word of warning: don't use common names like Dennis, Simon, or Kenny if you decide to create an account. Spammers have used them all before you and gotten those names flagged in the anti-spam databases. Your account registration will be rejected because of it.Dismiss Notice
Since it has happened MULTIPLE times now, I want to be very clear about this. You do not get to abandon an account and create a new one. You do not get to pass an account to someone else and create a new one. If you do so anyway, you will be banned for creating sockpuppets.Dismiss Notice
If you wish to change your username, please ask via conversation to tehelgee instead of asking via my profile. I'd like to not clutter it up with such requests.Dismiss Notice
Due to the actions of particularly persistent spammers and trolls, we will be banning disposable email addresses from today onward.Dismiss Notice
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SignatureLazurman's La-Z Boy - In which I say things and do stuff. Home of my drabbles, scribbles, quests, fics, randumb thoughts, and anything else I can think of. Pull up a comfy chair, kick back, and have a good time, hear?
Incremental Progress - A Worm quest in which QQ has a god remote, and changes the world. Starting with Taylor Hebert's ass.
The Dragonborn Comes and Goes - In which a mildly crazy SI goes on an adventure in the frozen tundra of Skyrim, and proceeds to spill all the beans. Also on SB and SV. (Will have porn.)
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