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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Taiyang: "NO! NO TAKE BACKSIES! YOU PAID FOR THEM, YOU KEEP THEM!" Yang, Ruby: "Dad?!" Tai: "You're childhood friends! He paid out of pocket to keep you out of jail! His mother's a doctor! His great-grandmother was a Queen! What more do you want, for him to slap you on the ass and tell you to...

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: The Novel

    Crack idea: Jaune's secretly a novelist and RWBY + Pyrrha are fans of his work. The problem is that they identify too much with the characters he creates, all of which have...unfortunate fates. Pyrrha: *numb, the book having fallen from her hands* "Alex...alexandria dies? She's...she's killed...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ren ascends to become a bodhisattva, Jaune accidentally becomes god-king of the Ever After, Cardin somehow takes over Menagerie and the White Fang, and Sun founds a kingdom of monkeys that gains full rights as a nation all in one night.

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    *Team RWBY eavesdrop on Ozpin and Ruby* Ozpin: "Everyone makes mistakes, Miss Rose. Why, Miss Belladonna has killed more civilians and noncombatants through inaction and willful blindness than twenty of you could through deliberate malice-" Blake: *horrified whisper* "What?" Ozpin: "And Miss...

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Team JNPR accidentally become pirates, Jaune fights off horny mermaids, Nora tames a kraken, Pyrrha wrestles a sea goddess and wins, Ren somehow becomes the most dreaded pirate on the seven seas, and Team RWBY blow up a warehouse and some Atlesian mechs because of the White Fang. Ruby: "...and...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ruby: *sobbing* "IT'S TRUUUUU-OOOO-OOOOO! Filthy NTR blood runs through my veins! I'M DOOMED TO BE A BED-HOPPING HOMEWRECKER!" Yang: "Sis, it's not that-" Ruby: "JUST LIKE YANG'S DOOMED TO BE A CHUNNI DEADBEAT GIRLFAILURE IN A PERMANENT MIDLIFE CRISIS AND WEISS IS GOING TO END UP LIKE EBENEZER...

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: Jaune has a cooking channel on Remnant's Youtube equivalent and he streams his day cooking up a holiday feast for St Lucy's and JNPR. RWBY are actually completely clueless about his channel's popularity and end up getting caught on stream as they try to grab food from the kitchen.

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Here's a thought regarding those Jaune-with-Pokemon ideas; in keeping with his knight theme, Jaune's pokemon are all dragons or dragon-adjacent. His starter is now a Charizard, he has a Gyarados, a Hydreigon, etc. It's all the funnier when he comes to Beacon on dragonback.

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Nah, have both Adam and her partner call her out for taking her egg into her fight with the Fang. Adam: "This is why you're going to be a triple divorcee in a singles' apartment and limited contact with your kids by the time you're thirty, Blake." Blake: *staggers back from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune discovers his semblance early on and Ren helps him experiment with it. Nobody, least of all Team RWBY, is prepared for Ren the Hidden Ninja oneshotting every single combatant with a bellow of "SNEAK ATTACK!"

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    In a twist, it's Weiss who ends up botching things.

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Nick actually turns out to be a Sith Lord who got amnesia when he crash-landed and then regained his memories when he was already happily married, then decided he was happier as the amnesiac Jedi Apprentice and just continued on. Nick: "Now, if something were to happen to my only son, I would...

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Another crack idea: Jaune or Ruby get a blow to the noggin and end up believing they're the villains. They're also more successful than the actual villains. Salem: "Really? REALLY?! I'm wet, I'm naked, I haven't even had the chance to shampoo, and you think this is all some plan to destroy you...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ozpin completely misses that Salem has actually been active as Witch Salem, an ancient sorceress out to destroy humanity. The Grimm, the Maidens? That's basically a hobby; the actual Salem acts more like Bandora, down to the penny-farthing and the singing. Salem: *appearing in broad daylight*...

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    On that note, Jaune as a fantasy/fantasy-horror monster hunter, balancing his student life with the job he was trained for. Pyrrha: *freaked out* "What was that?!" Jaune: "A Grimm." Pyrrha: "You decapitated it with a silver sword and buried it with a sickle around its head! That's not how you...
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