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Recent content by LordofBones

  1. [Harry Potter] Malfoid Stories

    To be honest, Ginny fully expecting to grow into the busty tomboy archetype or subverting it into being the princess type to one-up Ron only to end up as the pettanko would be funny in itself, especially if Ron and Hermione were nothing special before puberty smacked them with a beater's bat...

  2. [Harry Potter] Malfoid Stories

    According to Ginevra 'Ginny' Weasley: Hermione - Titty Nerd, gets envious titty slaps. Veronica - Titty Tomboy, gets envious titty slaps. Lyra/Lucretia/Dracaena - Titty Brat, gets envious titty slaps. Ginny: *hic* "Lookatcha, jush...jush shwinin' around doshe udders! Why docha' jush moo?!"...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Grand-uncle. Loki is Odin's blood-brother.

  4. [Harry Potter] Malfoid Stories

    Where's Dumbledore? Shouldn't he be assigning ridiculously large numbers of points to Gryffindor for driving Lucius insane?

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Not Lancaster, but Yang has increasing suspicions and recurring nightmares that Ruby's keen on upgrading the rest of her along with her arm. Yang: *brittle smile* "Just...just calm down, Yang...it's not like Ruby left your flank exposed so you could lose your other arm and she'd have an excuse...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Random time-traveler is fascinated to meet historical figures from the past. "Wow, you're Weiss the Wacky! I almost didn't recognize you without the pastry throne!" "My god, you're Yang 'Death to all Cats' Xiao Long! Cat owners everywhere still burn effigies of you!" ???: "Especially...

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Oh dear, Yang's Raven arc has begun. Yang: "If...if you beat me again, I'll wear a cowkini and bell in public! Jerk!" Jaune: "What." Pyrrha: "OH YEAH?! If you beat me instead, I'll wear a fox tail in public and only that!" Jaune: "I just sat down!"

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: "Okay, before we all die, I have a confession to make! Weiss!" Weiss: "Seriously?!" Jaune: "Every time you get angry, it's all I can do not to scrunch your cheeks together and call you offensively adorable baby names." Ren: "Nora, I'm a waffle man." Nora: *betrayed gasp*

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune goes on a mission with STRQ and realizes Tai is the only sane one of the bunch. Qrow is a tryhard with authority issues, Raven's name is next to 'chunni' in the dictionary, and Summer is one bad day away from becoming a supervillain. "...Millions of monsters all silenced like mouses...

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    When someone accuses the White Fang of racism, it's nothing new. When someone accuses the White Fang of racism against non-mammal faunus, it's something else entirely, much to Blake's horror and denial. Cardin: "Oh, come on, Belladonna. There's the token reptile faunus and there's the token...

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ruby: *points at Yang* "Oh my gods, does that mean Yang is a bootleg knockoff?! IS DAD GOING TO GET SUED BY THE DRAGON COUNCIL?!" Jaune: "We don't have a-" Ruby: "WEISS! You're rich! Could you hire a lawyer so Yang doesn't have to add 'Made in Mistral' to her name?!"

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Weiss: "Hello-win? What is this...'Hello-win'? You dress up? Like a party? Why didn't you just say that in the first place?" Blake: *eyes narrowed* "Halloween is just a night where humans get to dress up like faunus and claim they're not RACIST!"

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    More crack: each member of JNPR has their own favorite alcoholic drink - Jaune and Pyrrha have their wines, Nora has her mead, Ren has his baijiu. Yang is horrified to discover that she's lightweight who can't handle her drink in comparison.

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    -During a group breakfast, Yang discovers that Jaune takes wine with his morning meal. Hilarity ensues when she tries to prove that she's no lightweight and thinks he's questioning her badassery. -Jaune did a stint as a bartender and knows his drinks and cocktails, inside and out. Yang is...

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Now all someone needs to do is imply Yang's taking advantage of the naive former child actor. Yang: *breathing fire* "KNOWN DELINQUENT SEDUCES FORMER KID STAR?! A MODERN DAY JEZEBEL?! WHAT?!" Jaune: *blissful smile* "Oh sweet vindication."
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