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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    On that note, Jaune as a fantasy/fantasy-horror monster hunter, balancing his student life with the job he was trained for. Pyrrha: *freaked out* "What was that?!" Jaune: "A Grimm." Pyrrha: "You decapitated it with a silver sword and buried it with a sickle around its head! That's not how you...

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    New idea: Team JNPR always skips lunch because Jaune takes up the all-important leader task of making sure his teammates are fed properly and because food fights aren't conducive for his team's nutritional needs. Ruby: "I - where'd you get that cake?" Nora: "Jaune-jaune." Ruby: "He bought it?"...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: A partnership of human and faunus businessowners opens a successful resort on the opposite end of Menagerie, with hotels, sprawling beaches, and even a film crew to record the first vacationers (including JNPR) and interview the owners. Shere Khan: "Ah, well, Kuo Kuana has been...

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    *The Gods are summoned and Salem is defeated* Ozpin: *closing his eyes* "At last...I...I can rest..." God of Darkness: "Haha no, fuck that. Enjoy the next five thousand years of playing bodyjacker." Ozpin: "...what." God of Light: "Yeah, no, we're not doing this, Ozma." Ozpin: "WHY?!" God of...

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: Typical Jaune gets betrayed and expelled from Beacon, blah blah blah, only Salem is genre savvy. Salem: "Behold, Ozma: my secret weapon! An earnest knight with no edgelord backstory or super-special eyes, armed with only the efforts of his blood, sweat, and tears!" Ozpin: "Fuck me...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Fafnir: "Oh, come on! I even gave you The Speech! It worked with Winter!" *Weiss has accidentally overextended herself and crashed into the rest of RBY. They knocked themselves out.* Weiss constantly assuming the most nefarious situations with Fafnir and Whitley would be hilarious. Jaune...

  7. [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!

    Weiss: "...AND THAT'S WHY THE WATER IN BEACON IS MAKING MEN LUST AFTER CATGIRLS! IT'S A MENAGERIE PLOT!" Jacques: *sighs* "This is already trending isn't it?" Whitley: "#WackyWeiss and #Schneespiracy have each gained over five million views."

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Neo fights Whitley and gets weirded out. Whitley: "Wait, is that Weiss's form?" Ciel: "Oh shit." Whitley: *happy tears streaming down his cheeks* "PENNY, GET ME A BLUNT SWORD!" Ruby: "Why blunt?" Jaune: *furrows brow* "That'll just make it...hurt...more...oh. Oooooh." Neo: *mildly terrified by...

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    "But you did leave my son pinned to a tree in a forest full of Grimm, so that's one thousand years to the-" "MOM NO-"

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Just imagine alternate team arrangements, like Jaune/Pyrrha/Blake/Yang. Yang: "Your Blake isn't obsessed with the White Fang?" Alternate Yang: "Oh, she still is, but she's come a long way after that first time she sneaked out. A lot of tears, a lot of confessions, rebuilding trust, Jaune...

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: RWBY and JNPR all meet their alternate future selves. That is, their alternate future selves in FGO style; Weiss is rather chagrined when Lancer Weiss is one of the tallest women in the room and makes Yang and Pyrrha feel inadequate. If Weiss is Saber, adult alternate Weiss is...

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Go ahead.

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Blake freaking out at chill MILF Blake in her expensive and scandalous kimono, draped over a big blonde hunk. MILF Blake: "Nyah~ I forgot how...high-strung I was~" Blake: "Why does everything you say sound suggestive?!" Meanwhile, MILF Cinder looks and sounds like sex incarnate, only she turns...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    SALEM: I am the witch with the answers you seek Time, I've unlocked it I see past and future running free There is a world where my death helps you get home But that's not a world I know RAVEN: What? SALEM: I see a song of past romance I see the sacrifice of man I see portrayals of betrayal...

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    -Blake accidentally frees an ancient faunus entombed alone in a hellish prison, no doubt a poor soul enslaved by his human oppressors because of his looks! "Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!" -Yang gets a bit too much gold in her eyes when she...
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