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"A DOLL GIRL!?" Utarou squealed as he began to aggressively examine the unimpressed Emily's joints, who firmly shoved Utarou off.
Penelope quickly slid Emily a note before Utarou could get up and start examining the golem maid again.
"You're allowed to break this man if he does anything you...
Utarou caught himself imagining what he must look like from the outside as his head regrew from his torso, briefly catching a glimpse of himself as the straggling knight who'd just attacked Utarou was cut down by Barney.
He was wandering the field of corpses, picking up anything useful from...
The trio had made their way into Rolfcons territory.
"Holy moly ravioli… Look at all those soldiers!" Penelope hissed, looking back at the quivering Pinklia and motionless Emily.
"How are you not freaking out about the literal demon that was wanting to be your son?!" Pinklia asked...
"Three more days…" Henrek muttered, looking at the moon.
"You shouldn't have to fight, relax…" Hope urged, trying to pull Henrek back to bed.
"I just feel like we're going to get more attention than we should." Henrek sighed as he sat on the side of the bed, eyes wandering over to Lilly in her...
Threadmarks: Chapter 62: Misleading Them Directly Where I Want Them
Rufus was not known for his cunning, wit, intelligence or functioning prefrontal cortex.
He was a simple man, perhaps the epitome of the layman.
This was more than evident to anyone who spoke to him.
Considering the regal dress he was in, he could easily pass as a nobleman's son sent on minor...
Threadmarks: Chapter 61: Penelope Blows Up A Mountain
"Aitkens! What the hell?! How long did you think updating these priors would take?!" Penelope hissed as she cornered the dwarven man just after dinner.
They were roughly the same height, but the dwarven male was over twice the human woman in width.
Regardless, the man hung his head in shame...
Threadmarks: Chapter 60: Hans and Rufus Leave To Start A Border Skirmish And Cause A Gay Panic
Standing just by the garrison and main gate, Henrek looked at his two agents.
"I didn't know Hans had a sister." Henrek remarked as the disguised Hans and Rufus revealed themselves.
"I-I don't…" Hans muttered, awkwardly standing in one of Hope's old dresses.
The dress fit like a glove on...
"WOAH! What the hell have you done?!" Redlia shouted excitedly, remarking at the dwarven cannon that had been conspicuously covered with a large tarp in the center of town.
"Heh, pretty cool right?" Utarou smirked as he showed off the store of guns just below. Redlia stretched out and grabbed...
"Who the fuck are you?" Redlia asked, looking back briefly to see Adam had disappeared already. Everyone was watching in stunned silence.
"Hey now let's not do anything-" Utarou was shut up by Redlia crushing his head.
"W-what?! Who are you?!" Bluelia retorted incredulously as she jumped back...
Heads up! Did a whole grammar pass on the volume, also changed the name "Lolcons" to "Rolfcons" because it took me a bit too long to realise the implications... Other than that everything's basically the same but should be slightly more legible, hoping to keep the standard of quality.
also go...
"So, are the pieces in place?" Ghaeltifts asked as she walked across the Avoitican gardens with Adam.
"Of course, the war will begin any day now. Fortune appears to have favoured us, the Logos infected peasantry seem to be spreading rumours of this New Saviour." Adam laughed, walking slowly to...
Threadmarks: Chapter 56: The Beginning of the Oldsman War
Henrek, Utarou, Barney, Bluelia and May sat in the wall tower at the round table.
"I'm not happy that Julia is with the dwarves." Henrek stated plainly.
"I'm not, I'm right here." Bluelia restated, annoyed.
"I'm not happy that Julia is with the dwarves, or with the Pope, or in Rolfcons."...
"What is that?" Henrek asked incredulously as he looked at everything Utarou had managed to swindle from the Dwarves. Rhiney was sleeping after a hard journey, his harness having been repaired and improved by the dwarven craftsmen at Junior's demand for it to be more comfortable for the dragon...
Aitkens had been placed in a very troubling position.
You see, he'd been presented with something which threatened the First Prior.
The First Prior, as said by the Saviour themself.
"All that is natural on this earth has been given structure by the father. All that is not, exists in ever...
"Alright! Little to the left, little more…" Barney directed.
The reconstruction was slow and steady, but with Adam having annihilated every goblin, troll and orc in the fledgling Kingdom of Monsteria the people of Dryholm could now trade freely, and rebuild.
Julia's stretchy body and superior...