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Recent content by Newborn_Cretin

  1. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Frog, Frog! My good sir I am an adorable Anomalocaris. And I have nature's most perfect limb set up to spread thighs and devour the sodden depths of female delicacy with gusto. Also smash, the sign is sentient and I am curious.
  2. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    When in Rome do as the Romans and stick your dick in anything. This time with great pleasure! Edit:cocked blocked by the neon sign Dx nooooo.
  3. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    I'm not picky I can eat the same meal in a row for days. Smashing that glorious demon pussy.
  4. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    1000% I'm going down to fish taco town on that.
  5. Newborn_Cretin

    Damn it man why'd you put Chase as your img, it's to fucking fresh.

    Damn it man why'd you put Chase as your img, it's to fucking fresh.
  6. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Kinda prudish coming from cannonicly the most slutty pokemon D': But a floating psychic cat is fine too.
  7. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    RAPTOR ORGY!
  8. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Hell yeah echoes fucking time!
  9. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Them pectorals! The voice! The abbs I can grind beef on! He can omea wa my shinderiu anytime!
  10. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Let me at them aqueducts!
  11. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Can't tell if a pretty boy or a cute girl... Oh well if they has a hole theys has a goal. Smash!
  12. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    The say all roads come to Rome, I'll certainly take the road to make Rome Cum, get over here and spread them.
  13. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    Non euclidean no problem, thems legs to grisp and things to adore.
  14. Newborn_Cretin

    DIETING! (Updates posted on Sunday morning.)

    hey, great progress your doing way better than my own attempts. I'm rooting for you.
  15. Newborn_Cretin

    Would you bang the avatar above you?

    I know I'd be the one smashed, because of nanomachines son, if I tried, but try I will.
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