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Noelemahc
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Noelemahc

These things, they happen, Male, 32, from Moscow, USSR

That awkward moment when you write an NSFW side chapter, then look at it carefully, dress the participants and shove it in the main story. Jul 26, 2018

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    1. Noelemahc
      Noelemahc
      That awkward moment when you write an NSFW side chapter, then look at it carefully, dress the participants and shove it in the main story.
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Why'd you dress them, though?
        Jul 27, 2018
    2. Noelemahc
      Noelemahc
      That awkward moment where 2 out of 3 ideas you generate require devising a reason for participating characters to have the wrong genitalia.
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Reason: "Just 'cause I thought it'd be hot."
        Jul 10, 2018
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      3. Noelemahc
        Noelemahc
        To be fair, that's the only rule to follow when writing porn.
        Jul 11, 2018
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    3. Noelemahc
      Noelemahc
      That awkward moment when people make a bigger deal out of a kiss than they should.
      1. Daedelus' Muse likes this.
    4. Noelemahc
      Noelemahc
      That awkward moment where you realize you can't post a plot bunny on SB because it comes with pre-installed scenes of the secks.
      1. molemole
        molemole
        Out of curiosity, which fandom?
        May 11, 2018
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      2. Noelemahc
        Noelemahc
        Worm, because most everything I write these days is Worm.
        May 13, 2018
    5. Yangen
      Yangen
      You're German, aren't you? I'm sure of it.
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      2. Noelemahc
        Noelemahc
        Moscow! But what made you think I was German?
        May 13, 2018
      3. Yangen
        Yangen
        Germans have a standardized way of learning to speak English, which happens to be somewhat rigid- probably influenced by their main language. Also, your name _sounds_ German, and I might have subconsciously associated your picture to docm77(a German youtuber)- while in reality it's- Boba Fett, as reported by Google?
        Anyway, warm salutations. You probably need them.
        May 14, 2018
      4. Noelemahc
        Noelemahc
        It's "chameleon" spelled backwards and the picture is Big Boss, from Metal Gear Solid. I have been using Liquid Snake for years, but now that I'm blind in one eye, his dad is a better fit.

        (And my English is primarily self-taught, because Soviet schooling is very hit-or-miss on foreign languages)
        May 14, 2018
    6. Noelemahc
      Noelemahc
      That awkward moment when you have more plot bunnies for porny scenes than actual plot scenes in your fic.
      1. Valette-Serafina likes this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Awkward, or excellent?
        Feb 16, 2018
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    7. Noelemahc
      Noelemahc
      That awkward moment where your muse grants you 2k words for your fic, then says "and now, mass sex scene" instead of letting you finish it.
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
    8. Noelemahc
      Noelemahc
      That awkward moment when you can't write the chapter you want because you're yet to write the chapter that makes it possible.
      1. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        It could be worse. Your muse could wander off while you're fixing that.
        Oct 12, 2017
    9. Noelemahc
      Noelemahc
      That awkward moment when you realize Mass Effect been has displaced your go-to crossover setting by Worm. I'm fully indoctrinated now.
      1. Knightfall
        Knightfall
        Embrace it my friend.
        Sep 13, 2017
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    10. Noelemahc
      Noelemahc
      Trying to set up a presence on QQ, please ignore the technical difficulties.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jun 14, 1986 (Age: 32)
    Location:
    Moscow, USSR
    Occupation:
    Number Cruncher

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