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Psycho.
Hinako woke up chained to a bed, surrounded by Athena, Chin, Sie and Baoh.
Athena grinned at Hinako. "Do you want to see why they really call us the Psycho Soldiers?"
Anime Romances that will Likely End in Murder/Suicide.
Rent-A-Girlfriend.
Love Hina. If they find a way to kill Keitaro.
Ranma 1/2.
Nisekoi. Notice I didn't say manga.
Zero no Tsukaima.
Oreimo.
Black Lagoon.
School Days. Hey. We all know they'll try a remake eventually.
The Birds.
Early that morning, Natsumi saw the stupid frog squatting at the front yard, patting the dirt.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I've just planted birdseed," Keroro said. "I'll water them and take great care of them! Then, once the birds sprout strong and lively, we'll train them...
Humans; The Real Monsters.
"So, on her sixteenth birthday, Princess Aurora shall prick a finger with a spinning reel and perish!" Maleficent said.
Everyone in the room gasped.
That is but King Stephan, who calmly went to the Princess before swinging his sword on her.
Everyone gasped again...
50 Shades of Gray.
"--- that is how I was left with all of these, now I must sell them to get rid of them. Do you want one or not?"
Gray held one of the pairs of shades before his face.
Blackbeard looked up at the title. "That's misleading advertising!" he growled.
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Law of the Jung--...
Recipe for Success.
"I'm fed up with running the studio but I don't want to quit. I want them to fire me so I get a good severance package but not because of anything dirty so my reputation isn't ruined. What should I do?"
"Movie starring Dwayne Johnson, Jared Leto and Jaden Smith."
"You're a...
Threadmarks: He-Man And The Masters of the Universe
Trap-Jaw's Feelings.
He-Man kept on walloping Trap-Jaw across the room while lecturing him.
"Don't you get tired of being Skeletor's pawn, Trap-Jaw?" the hero said. "Since I was a child, I meant, since Prince Adam was a child, you've been serving Old Skullhead faithfully! And all for what? You...
Legging It.
Then Tsubasa woke up in a hospital bed with both legs chopped off.
He had dreamed his whole football career!
"Noooooo!" he screamed.
Then the football woke up from its pleasant dream right before Tsubasa kicked it cleanly all across the field.
A 21th Century Froggy Evening.
The frog began singing and dancing around.
"Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my heart's on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone, oh, baby
Telephone and tell me I'm your own!"
The...
Komi Could Communicate.
They were old and gray now. The three of them sat on a bench at the park.
"We were fools back then," her brother said. "Remember you fought so hard to get 100 friends? How many of those were actual meaningful friends? How many of them you're still in touch with?"...
Jaws V: The Revenge of Jaws The Revenge.
"You've got to listen to me," the witch doctor told Brody. "The shark is out to get you because of your great grandfather killing it, and then killing it again, and then your grandfather doing it and then your great grandmother..."
"Oh please, that's...
At Least the House isn't Full of Poop.
Fred Flintstone sat on his couch in the living room reading his newsrock.
His stomach grumbled. He got up, set the newsrock aside, and went to the bathroom.
He couldn't get in since there was a long line of animals waiting before him. A dish washing...
Happy 20th Anniversary, Haruhi!
The film opens to feature the skeletons of the SOS Brigade, scattered across a schoolyard, dressed up in school uniforms.
Everything around them is an eerie silence.
Well, this is awkward... Moving on...