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wooo! My internet is back! no longer must I rely on a spotty 4g of my smartphone! May 16, 2019
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I love to read doorstoppers. I love Disc Golf. I think that the most awesome person in the world is my past self before puberty. I think that the most disgusting person in the world is past me after puberty started. Future me is self righteous asshole who thinks he is better than all of us. Present me is somewhere in the middle.
I love my parents too much to mutilate myself. I identify as Omnisexual Futanari (girl who also has fully functional fit for fucking - penis). omnisexual as in I would fuck the sun, the moon, the earth and the stars if I could while fucking, raping, getting fucked and raped by men boys, girls, women, monsters, aliens and all the other stuff.
I'm a virgin. I almost lost my virginity 5 times. two times because I was too impatient when my dick didn't fit and left. two times I almost raped sleeping girl but managed to willpower through it and leave. once I was almost raped but got cockblocked
I'd love to write an epic doorstopper with myself as protagonist, but when I start writing I tend to summarize so I could "get to the point" faster or to ensure I get everything down while I still remember it...which looks pretty ugly. My writing tends to also be very "by the seat of my pants" style: I have a plan, start to write and somewhere along the way the story changes dramatically. which is freaking annoying.
SignatureThis one hates invisible text. This one likes catgirls.
This one would like to be Futanari... in anime style as this one does not like back pain, monthlies, dangerous pregnancies or hormonal imbalances. which is why this one will happily stay male...
This one has weird standards but is pansexual or omnisexual...
is mostly into women and select few males and furries and humanoids and god(desse)s and concepts and robots and aliens and tentacles and inseki ( never popped a boner faster than when seeing daughter of the woman dad almost divorced mom for and imagining her calling me brother. I was lucky to be carrying my bag on my lap. I saw them only that one time.)
My snippet thread:Par Bin