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Par Tzu
Last Activity:
Jun 24, 2019 at 5:57 AM
Joined:
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Messages:
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889

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  1. Ddmkm122
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Location:
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Occupation:
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Par Tzu

The Indecisive Procrastinator, from NSFW section

wooo! My internet is back! no longer must I rely on a spotty 4g of my smartphone! May 16, 2019

Par Tzu was last seen:
Jun 24, 2019 at 5:57 AM
    1. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      wooo! My internet is back! no longer must I rely on a spotty 4g of my smartphone!
      May 16, 2019
    2. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Wait, it has been HOW LONG since I last updated my threads!? Where did the time go?
      May 9, 2019
    3. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      I have noticed a trend in all my stories in my archives and most of the stories I have published here: I summarize a lot. and I hate it.
      Apr 5, 2019
    4. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Do I really need to choose? I want them all! all the delicious beginnings! all of them! choosing one above them all is too hard for me! ugh
      Mar 25, 2019
    5. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      While going through my home town I decided to play some pokemon go. It REIGNITED my desire to collect them all! Now I need to write!
      Mar 11, 2019
      2. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Sadly I am stuck in my parents house for a while and I refuse to write here... so only notewriting here.
        Mar 11, 2019
    6. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Had a busy day so I did not get to act on my epiphany :(
      Mar 8, 2019
    7. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Ahaha! I finally figured it out! Instead of thinking the g1j lvls as part of g1j, & repeats of lvls as same, treat them as separate stories!
      Mar 6, 2019
      2. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Yes I'm this dumb. I only now had this epiphany. But since I should be asleep now, I decided to write ut here as reminder to all: I'm an idiot without common sense. Alsi I had this thought when trying to find a way to bulk up my collector jumpchain g1j.
        Mar 6, 2019
    8. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      It's once again time to fly by the seat of my pants and crush the voice inside my head that says "not good enough"! then employ retcon!
      Mar 4, 2019
    9. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Got lost on internet while trying to search for certain light novel. The site I used to read the ruckus got taken down you see.
      Feb 26, 2019
      2. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Well... I can't find more than single volume of Light novel and Three chapters of the manga Baccano... I need to up my google-fu...tired, gonna read something else.
        Feb 27, 2019
    10. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Still doing research... mostly on rl and Naritaverse history from 1711 onwards. Need for Baccano gauntlet.
      Feb 19, 2019
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      2. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        I wonder what Saika thinks of immortals.
        Feb 19, 2019
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      3. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Which one? I think it depends whether they count as humans. if they do, she'll LOVE them! she can cut them forever and ever! but if they don't count as humans... err... I forgot what Saika thought about nonhumans...
        Feb 20, 2019
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    11. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Ugh, just read utter garbage. Need brain bleach. Also need some money to commission instead of writing myself.
      Feb 17, 2019
      2. Enigmatic
        Enigmatic
        What garbage would that be?
        Feb 18, 2019
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      3. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        I read my own stories.
        Feb 20, 2019
    12. silentshot
      silentshot
      Are you Sun Tzu's brother?
      Feb 11, 2019
      2. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Nah, when I made this account I had just read Sun Tzu's art of war and with my usual nick being par#u, I decided to go with it... the # is usually TS ... like in gazillion sites but on 3 sites it is TH (SV and ao3) and on two sites it is J so... yeah. sorry to disappoint! I'm trying to not write the full account name as my brother has taken habit of googling it and I don't want him finding me in this place :D
        Feb 11, 2019
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      3. silentshot
        silentshot
        Oh, okay.
        Feb 11, 2019
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    13. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Damn it I hate being sick.
      Feb 9, 2019
    14. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      hmmm... should I here too? nah this is NSFW place so better not! :D
      Feb 6, 2019
    15. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      I want a new family...
      Dec 31, 2018
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    16. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      why is everything so much better before I write it down?
      Jun 25, 2018
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        A concept is perfectly itself. No medium can translate that vision exactly as you had it, so something is always lost.
        Jun 27, 2018
        silentshot, Ddmkm122 and Par Tzu like this.
    17. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      I'm just going to admit I never got around to doing anything from that post you just Liked.
      May 13, 2018
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    18. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      what the hell QQ? When I press the option to NOT get the email from watched thread, I mean it. Fix your fucking system QQ.
      Mar 20, 2018
      1. Ddmkm122 and 1986ctcel like this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        The option is off by default, though?
        Mar 21, 2018
        Ddmkm122 and Par Tzu like this.
    19. ReinZero
      ReinZero
      So much likes, yay~ And uhm, those likes for that has been made into its own quest thread too.
      Dec 17, 2017
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
    20. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Just found Stardust CYOA v2.1.1 & made ideal build (cheers for Frigates!) and still have 700 Million of the money left. Oops! 2nd ship time!
      Sep 23, 2017
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
      2. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        :( wanted those t3 weapons so had to change into Destroyer... This is a sad day.
        Sep 24, 2017
        Ddmkm122 likes this.
      3. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Just noticed that the original money 500million had been axed in this version to 100 million and now I have to redo the whole thing or go AU. F@£% this $#!T I'm out!
        Sep 24, 2017
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    21. Akuma-Heika
      Akuma-Heika
      What is your Avatar from?
      Jul 22, 2017
      1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
      2. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Araña, Anya Corazon. She's also known as Spider-girl. One of the coolest and under-rated heroines of Marvel comics.
        Jul 23, 2017
        Ddmkm122 and Akuma-Heika like this.
    22. Plotvitalnpc
      Plotvitalnpc
      It's been over a month since that quest was active. That's necromancy, and against forum rules.
      Jul 1, 2017
      1. Ddmkm122 and Par Tzu like this.
      2. Grosstoad
        Grosstoad
        Have we necromancy rules?

        Well, at least check on the dates first, then PM the OP/QM before posting in a thread.
        Jul 1, 2017
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      3. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        Rule 7, if you're not making a major contribution (fanart, omake, update on relevant information), you're to avoid posting after month old silences without being OP.
        Jul 1, 2017
        Ddmkm122 and Grosstoad like this.
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        Further evidence of the benefits a sage function would bring.
        Jul 23, 2017
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    Location:
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    Occupation:
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    I love to read doorstoppers. I love Disc Golf. I think that the most awesome person in the world is my past self before puberty. I think that the most disgusting person in the world is past me after puberty started. Future me is self righteous asshole who thinks he is better than all of us. Present me is somewhere in the middle.

    I love my parents too much to mutilate myself. I identify as Omnisexual Futanari (girl who also has fully functional fit for fucking - penis). omnisexual as in I would fuck the sun, the moon, the earth and the stars if I could while fucking, raping, getting fucked and raped by men boys, girls, women, monsters, aliens and all the other stuff.
    I'm a virgin. I almost lost my virginity 5 times. two times because I was too impatient when my dick didn't fit and left. two times I almost raped sleeping girl but managed to willpower through it and leave. once I was almost raped but got cockblocked

    I'd love to write an epic doorstopper with myself as protagonist, but when I start writing I tend to summarize so I could "get to the point" faster or to ensure I get everything down while I still remember it...which looks pretty ugly. My writing tends to also be very "by the seat of my pants" style: I have a plan, start to write and somewhere along the way the story changes dramatically. which is freaking annoying.

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    This one hates invisible text. This one likes catgirls.
    This one would like to be Futanari... in anime style as this one does not like back pain, monthlies, dangerous pregnancies or hormonal imbalances. which is why this one will happily stay male...
    for now ;)
    This one has weird standards but is pansexual or omnisexual...
    is mostly into women and select few males and furries and humanoids and god(desse)s and concepts and robots and aliens and tentacles and inseki ( never popped a boner faster than when seeing daughter of the woman dad almost divorced mom for and imagining her calling me brother. I was lucky to be carrying my bag on my lap. I saw them only that one time.)
    My mess of a Jump-chain story: link
    My snippet thread:Par Bin