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Par Tzu
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Par Tzu

The Indecisive Procrastinator, from NSFW section

so... went through my GDrive and found some.. .weird stories I have written. now I feel weird. Oct 8, 2021

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    1. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      so... went through my GDrive and found some.. .weird stories I have written. now I feel weird.
    2. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Just reread my jumpchain story... I want to burn it. I mean, the idea was magnificent! I still want to do it! but execution? shit.
      1. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        That's normal.
        Apr 11, 2021
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    3. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Fell into rabbit whole known as Vtubers... and Finally got a phone I can play FGO and arknights in- they have eaten majority of my time...
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      3. jesusthisisnotacommonname
        jesusthisisnotacommonname
        With all the clash of ideals, political turmoil, and paramilitary organisations, wuxia would be a better thematic fit for Arknights.
        Apr 12, 2021
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      4. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Better fit, but not necessarily as interesting.
        Apr 12, 2021
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      5. jesusthisisnotacommonname
        jesusthisisnotacommonname
        I assume you forgot 'the same as', and yeah, but in this case I think it is. IMO the world-building is the most you have to work with for Arknights. The characters themselves aren't exactly well explored in any of the available material.
        Apr 12, 2021
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    4. FreeloaderEX
      FreeloaderEX
      I wonder, will you end up writing smut in your story? I'll probably do mine after...50 chapters, maybe.

      Also, thanks for showing up.
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      2. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        I kind of wanted to ask which one of them, but then I remembered that I have only two threads here, a snippet and Jumpchain, so you likely meant jumpchain... I have to admit I forgot about that one... gonna check what I have written in my Google Drive folder for it.
        Apr 10, 2021
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    5. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      I'm an idiot. I just realised why I can't seem to progress most of ny stories. They lack motivation. Just like me.
      1. tehelgee
        tehelgee
        Worldbuilding is all well and good, but a story has to have a plot. My kryptonite. :/
        Aug 15, 2020
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    6. Czlyydwr Llrngwl
      Czlyydwr Llrngwl
      Who's your avatar? She looks kinda Guyver-ish, but they don't tend to have glowy stuff or Popeye arms, and DO have full torso and head coverage.
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      2. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Arana (Anya Corazon), a marvel comics spider heroine
        Aug 2, 2020
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    7. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      I got lost in QQ... mostly on GurgleGerbil' thread...and their omakes in other threads...oh my gods, I've become a fan of someone again! :D
    8. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      ahhh! No! How could I!? I forgot Fou! NOOOOOO got to remake the whole thing again!
    9. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      I've come to the conclusion that Mash is not to be tentacled. So I'll be changing that part at the very least.
    10. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Omg me why? I had 5 versions and was about to post one of them, had inspiration and wrote & posted brand new 6th version instead. oops.
    11. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      So I just watched F/GO walkthrough up to Lyon...It seems like some fanfics I have read changed things drastically...
    12. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      So Build with every Contract lvl 4 taken in Stardust CYOA is possible huh...who knew?
    13. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Diebuster first episode and I have one thing to say: Nana is fucking BULLSHIT! in stupid awesome way!
      1. Czlyydwr Llrngwl likes this.
      2. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        I finally got off my ass and watched Gunbuster, it was awesome, now I started Diebuster and I'm left laughing and yelling "bullshit, that's fucking bullshit! I love it!"
        Oct 14, 2019
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    14. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      I realized I never read Personal reality supplement from start to finish. I now corrected this mistake. all my warehouses are now islands!
    15. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      just checked out 2.code geass jump doc and I'm salivating! I WANT IT ALL! especially the Code and Damocles!
    16. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Goddamnit, I thought I had fixed my mouse! apparently not... sorry for the double clicks...
    17. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      man it's nice to have some free time! 3 days I had school basically from 8-20:30, with 2½h going to bus travel. Burnout likely incoming...
      1. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        heh, forgot to mention the several hour gaps in middle of the day :P so it's actually less than 8 hours of school on those days, but since I can't go home during that time due the distance, I calculate it as whole block...also most of the hours without lessons are filled with me trying to do homework...I'm too sloooooooww at doing them.
        Sep 6, 2019
    18. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Plot driven or character driven? now that's a problem for future me!
    19. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      goddamn stupid mouse let me like stuff! 1 click means 1 click not 2! :(
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      2. pepperjack
        pepperjack
        Everyone else tried to like this post, too, but, y'know.
        Jul 21, 2019
      3. Sockmonkey
        Sockmonkey
        The contact points may need cleaning. I crack my mouse open every so often to scrape out the gunk.
        Aug 2, 2019
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    20. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      My mouse has gone insane, it double/triple clicks. or pressing left makes it press left and right. or all of those.
    21. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Guess who forgot their own stories again?
    22. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      wooo! My internet is back! no longer must I rely on a spotty 4g of my smartphone!
    23. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Wait, it has been HOW LONG since I last updated my threads!? Where did the time go?
    24. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      I have noticed a trend in all my stories in my archives and most of the stories I have published here: I summarize a lot. and I hate it.
    25. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Do I really need to choose? I want them all! all the delicious beginnings! all of them! choosing one above them all is too hard for me! ugh
    26. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      While going through my home town I decided to play some pokemon go. It REIGNITED my desire to collect them all! Now I need to write!
      1. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Sadly I am stuck in my parents house for a while and I refuse to write here... so only notewriting here.
        Mar 11, 2019
    27. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Had a busy day so I did not get to act on my epiphany :(
    28. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Ahaha! I finally figured it out! Instead of thinking the g1j lvls as part of g1j, & repeats of lvls as same, treat them as separate stories!
      1. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Yes I'm this dumb. I only now had this epiphany. But since I should be asleep now, I decided to write ut here as reminder to all: I'm an idiot without common sense. Alsi I had this thought when trying to find a way to bulk up my collector jumpchain g1j.
        Mar 6, 2019
    29. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      It's once again time to fly by the seat of my pants and crush the voice inside my head that says "not good enough"! then employ retcon!
    30. Par Tzu
      Par Tzu
      Got lost on internet while trying to search for certain light novel. The site I used to read the ruckus got taken down you see.
      1. Par Tzu
        Par Tzu
        Well... I can't find more than single volume of Light novel and Three chapters of the manga Baccano... I need to up my google-fu...tired, gonna read something else.
        Feb 27, 2019
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    I love to read doorstoppers. I love Disc Golf. I think that the most awesome person in the world is my past self before puberty. I think that the most disgusting person in the world is past me after puberty started. Future me is self righteous asshole who thinks he is better than all of us. Present me is somewhere in the middle.

    I love my parents too much to mutilate myself. I identify as Omnisexual Futanari (girl who also has fully functional fit for fucking - penis). omnisexual as in I would fuck the sun, the moon, the earth and the stars if I could while fucking, raping, getting fucked and raped by men boys, girls, women, monsters, aliens and all the other stuff.
    I'm a virgin. I almost lost my virginity 5 times. two times because I was too impatient when my dick didn't fit and left. two times I almost raped sleeping girl but managed to willpower through it and leave. once I was almost raped but got cockblocked

    I'd love to write an epic doorstopper with myself as protagonist, but when I start writing I tend to summarize so I could "get to the point" faster or to ensure I get everything down while I still remember it...which looks pretty ugly. My writing tends to also be very "by the seat of my pants" style: I have a plan, start to write and somewhere along the way the story changes dramatically. which is freaking annoying.

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    This one hates invisible text. This one likes catgirls.
    This one would like to be Futanari... in anime style as this one does not like back pain, monthlies, dangerous pregnancies or hormonal imbalances. which is why this one will happily stay male...for now ;)This one has weird standards but is pansexual or omnisexual... is mostly into women and select few males and furries and humanoids and god(desse)s and concepts and robots and aliens and tentacles and inseki ( never popped a boner faster than when seeing daughter of the woman dad almost divorced mom for and imagining her calling me brother. I was lucky to be carrying my bag on my lap. I saw them only that one time.)
    My mess of a Jump-chain story: link
    My snippet thread:Par Bin
    My FGO Friend Code: 214,383,883