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Queen Fiona
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Birthday:
Apr 30, 1990 (Age: 29)
Location:
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Occupation:
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Queen Fiona

A shadow resides., Female, 29, from The Throne of Want

I really just need to yell at myself to PM people I like on here or something. FIONA YOU USELESS LESBIAN. Sep 9, 2019 at 7:30 AM

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Sep 15, 2019 at 12:09 PM
    1. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      So I came to the bizarre realization that my Akun quest is basically 'a Chastity quest, but gayer'. (Also less sex...so far.)
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      2. 1986ctcel
        1986ctcel
        heh *pat pats*
        Jul 27, 2019
    2. d.fish
      d.fish
      Boop
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      2. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        Fishie is cute.
        Jul 26, 2019
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    3. d.fish
      d.fish
      Sometimes, I feel like I'm being too mean in a review, but sometimes I feel like I just want to strangle a bad writer who's toeing the line between "so bad I close tab" and "so good I say nothing". Unintended frustrated reader bleh.
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      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        I don't know if that helps, but that's my experience with that kind of thing. I must ask, though - why come to me about this~?
        Jul 25, 2019
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        I read a story on SB that made me upset. You were online. I don't know.
        Jul 25, 2019
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      5. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        It's okay~ It's kinda cute, actually. *pets the Fishie.*
        Jul 25, 2019
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    4. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Apparently my current writing mood is 'Ace Combat 7 soundtrack'.
    5. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      So is *every* MMO early game a massive slog, or just most of them?
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      2. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        Unfortunately not, because FF14 runs on a subscription model.
        Jul 24, 2019
      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        Besides, you can't get people invested in your game if they don't make any progress. Games which use that kind of service model provide rapid progress upfront that dramatically slows down due to soft and hard walls in your progression (see: gacha). The whole concept of the 'slow starting grind that you pay to skip' is something of a myth for games that are actually competent in TYOOL 2019.
        Jul 24, 2019
      4. DuskAtDawn
        DuskAtDawn
        Runescape has an awesome early game. It's the late game that sucks.

        Dungeons and Dragons Online also has a pretty good early game, at least for your first few characters. Then the repetition gets real annoying.
        Jul 24, 2019
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    6. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      I just started FF14 and the power went out. I hope the power company isn't trying to warn me or something.
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      2. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        And now I can't create a character on my friend's world. Great.
        Jul 23, 2019
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    7. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      If we sink, we lift our love. ❤️
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      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        Oh? Does Fishie like my taste in music, or...~?
        Jul 23, 2019
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        ❤️❤️❤️
        Jul 23, 2019
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      5. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        It seems my hypnotic singing has put hearts in poor Fishie's eyes. ♥️
        Jul 23, 2019
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    8. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Pokemon Go, but you catch people instead.
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      2. Daniel K. English
        Daniel K. English
        Instead of Pokeballs, you need a van and chloroform. You drive around, "catch" people with chloroform, put them in your van, and train them in a dark basement far from where you caught them.
        Jul 21, 2019
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      3. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        And instead of Team Rocket, you fight against Chris Hansen and the police.
        Jul 22, 2019
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      4. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        I'm not sure how to feel about the direction you guys took this, but then I remembered I was just rehashing NaughtyBanette's quests again.

        So, you know.

        Carry on!
        Jul 22, 2019
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    9. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      So, uh. If anyone isn't using their free FF14 Steam Heavensward key, I could use one. :V
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      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        (Did I mention the last time I got a nice experience for a key not working, I didn't pay for insurance?)
        Jul 21, 2019
      4. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        I'm just going to eat the cost because chances are it'll be hot potato until someone doesn't bother complaining to support. Jim Sterling is laughing at me as we speak.
        Jul 21, 2019
      5. Gideon020
        Gideon020
        Yes, yes he is. Live and learn.
        Jul 23, 2019
    10. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Anyone remember that old h-manga 'Dulce Report'? (I say old, the sequel is still going.) Have an old quest draft from last year based on it.
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      2. Finagle007
        Finagle007
        You're a bit out of date, the sequel is over now. There will still be new manga in that series, but it's now strictly slice-of-school-life with smut.
        Jul 20, 2019
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      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        Obviously I should catch up. But this still doesn't change the bulk of the question, which is 'is a quest based around a similar premise of interest'~
        Jul 20, 2019
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      4. Gideon020
        Gideon020
        Oh god, I remember that one.
        Jul 23, 2019
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      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        I mostly got into it by accident. Click around tags that interest you, check out stories, hope you get lucky. I found one story that interested me and the rest fell in from there.

        But, it's the same way here, too. I still don't really understand the local culture...no matter where I go, I never quite feel at home.
        Jul 17, 2019
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        :(
        Jul 17, 2019
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      5. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        It can't be helped. The best thing I can do is meet friends along the way to help make it better, and create my own spaces where I can try to construct a place I belong of my own design.~
        Jul 17, 2019
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    12. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Oh good, another power outage. At least I wasn't in the middle of typing this time...
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      2. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        *uses the Fishie for cuddles.*
        Jul 17, 2019
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      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        It happened again a little while ago. A storm blew up one of the building's transformers or something and we're relying on some kind of external generator.

        It's like a candle in the wind: unreliable.
        Jul 17, 2019
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        :(
        Jul 17, 2019
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    13. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Shifted the avatar cropping now that I'm finally back on desktop. Better or worse?
      1. TMastér likes this.
      2. TMastér
        TMastér
        Your avie is better now.
        Jul 16, 2019
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      3. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        Hard to compare without the two side by side, but I'm leaning towards better.
        Jul 17, 2019
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    14. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Clearest Blue update is being worked on. I'm hoping to get it out around the same time I launch It's No Game.
      1. Yurihime likes this.
    15. Malcanthet
      Malcanthet
      I kind of want to cuddle that new Avatar there Your Highness.
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      2. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        You may do so if you wish. I don't mind~
        Jul 15, 2019
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    16. d.fish
      d.fish
      New face...
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      2. Tentaclecat
        Tentaclecat
        Same gaze~
        Jul 15, 2019
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      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        Does it please you?
        Jul 15, 2019
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    17. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      No more doubt of troubled hearts.
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    18. CptTagon
      CptTagon
      Gasp! You exchanged the blue lady I don't know for a dark lady I don't know!
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      3. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        That would be a good idea, yes
        Jul 15, 2019
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      4. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        But my AdSense revenue...!
        Jul 15, 2019
      5. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        '10 CHARACTERS YOU WON'T BELIEVE FIONA WANTS TO FUCK THAT YOU DEFINITELY DON'T KNOW (BUT SHOULD)'
        Jul 15, 2019
    19. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      When I rule the world, whoever can invent a method of shaving that works on my skin will receive a goddamned knighthood.
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      2. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        Probably. But I can't wax my face. At least not all of it.
        Jul 14, 2019
      3. Rosenlied
        Rosenlied
        Dissolve all hair with facial hair dissolving cream! Is what I'd say, though I don't know how effective that is in general for stubborn hairs. Also, it doesn't hurt like waxing hair probably does.
        Jul 22, 2019
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      4. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        To my knowledge, you're not supposed to use that stuff as extensively as I'd need. Even if I could, the rate at which it grows...

        The only proper solution is electrolysis but that costs thousands of dollars. Even antiandrogens don't help with facial hair (they do with other body hair though, I'm just an unusual case).
        Jul 22, 2019
    20. d.fish
      d.fish
      *snuggle*
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      2. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        *snuggles up to the Fishie.*
        Jul 12, 2019
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    21. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Hmm. What writing to work on tonight, I wonder...?
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      3. d.fish
        d.fish
        Be lazy! Eat snacks! Drink soda! Lay around on soft pillows!
        Jul 12, 2019
      4. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        What if I lie around on soft pillows with a spider and a Fishie while writing?
        Jul 12, 2019
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      5. Malcanthet
        Malcanthet
        Even better I say. Although I do tend to 'murr' when I get head scitches ...
        Jul 12, 2019
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    22. d.fish
      d.fish
      Pretty hair shiny and pretty, luscious and wonderful
      1. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        Oh my. Is my hair so pretty that it broke Fishie?
        Jul 11, 2019
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        pet pet pet stroke
        Jul 11, 2019
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      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        *headpats the cute Fishie.*
        Jul 11, 2019
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    23. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      There. Hypnogamer system is up. I hope it lives up to your expectations~
    24. d.fish
      d.fish
      *hug*
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      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        This is good too.
        Jul 10, 2019
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      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        *headpats the cute dere Fishie.*
        Jul 10, 2019
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      4. d.fish
        d.fish
        I'll take all the pats I can get
        Jul 10, 2019
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    25. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Sometimes I think I put too much effort into this shit.
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      3. Yurihime
        Yurihime
        I appreciate the effort that goes into the creative process, and know that it can sometimes feel like you are narratively again the wall, remember that I at least, think you are an amazing woman, and writer.
        Jul 9, 2019
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      4. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        While I can hardly blame you for not being able to tell, in this case it's less a lament about the loneliness of writing into the ether and more doing things that really aren't strictly necessary.

        But I spent all those hours taking clipart icons and making graphical skill trees, so you'll see that in my snippets thread soon.
        Jul 10, 2019
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      5. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        Not to say the praise and kindness isn't appreciated, mind. ❤️
        Jul 10, 2019
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    26. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Names are hard. Which probably explains why I use other people's so much.
      1. Yurihime, Robotninja and 1986ctcel like this.
      2. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        I would suggest just grunting and pointing.
        Jul 8, 2019
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    27. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      A sentient gacha waifu who subliminally conditions her 'owners'.
      1. Yurihime and Robotninja like this.
      2. tehelgee
        tehelgee
        The ultimate gold digger.
        Jul 5, 2019
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    28. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      I have teeth again. Yaaaaay.
      1. Yurihime, TMastér and Robotninja like this.
    29. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      I just lost one of the fillings that replace most of my front teeth. Can't get a dentist until tomorrow. Fuck.
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      2. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        Yeah, if only just. But it's just more bullshit. I just learned this morning I may or may not have to have a bunch of contractors in my apartment, again. Assuming I don't get in trouble with property management beforehand.
        Jul 3, 2019
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      3. Queen Fiona
        Queen Fiona
        This kind of thing, and the fact that I suffer from fucking PTSD that makes it all worse, is why I'm not exactly always active.
        Jul 3, 2019
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      4. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things go as good as they can for you.
        Jul 3, 2019
    30. Queen Fiona
      Queen Fiona
      Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
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    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    Apr 30, 1990 (Age: 29)
    Location:
    The Throne of Want
    Occupation:
    Queen

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    It's No Game (Original, Quest, on Anonkun): You are the Gamer...and the game is mind control! In the troubled city of Southern Sun, a heroine dodges temptation and grows in power to save her beloved home...and maybe collect a few cuties of her own along the way.
    The Throne of Want: My snippets thread. Contains lots of ideas for new quests, too. Please comment on them.~
    Shadow Moon (Pokemon SI): A young girl aspires to be a powerful trainer...and Lusamine is her greatest role model. Given the chance to travel the isles of Alola and meet her idol, every step takes her further and further away from what society deems acceptable...and closer and closer to a world of pleasure of her own design.
    Clearest Blue: The Reconquest of Bella Porte (Original, Quest): Transformed by the depths into an inhuman beauty with a mind-melting song, a young woman grasps a sword that whispers from another world. With the help of her servants, she is determined to conquer the hearts and minds of her nation, one song at a time, and pleasure all the women who kneel at her feet. All while guided by a chorus of voices from beyond the farthest seas...
    Mind Control University Class 573: Only In My Dreams (Original/MCUverse/Multicross): Transformed by the depths into an inhuman beauty with a mind-melting song, a young woman is invited to an institution dedicated to the subjugation of minds beneath your own will. But her many, suspiciously nerdy rivals won't make it easy for her...even if she does have a voice in her head helping her along the way. Music of all genres, controversial fetishes, too many universes, and at least one overly redundant omake too many...oh, and mind-melting inductions and dominance, of course.
    A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Why not make it mine instead? ❤️