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Some people will tell you that you shouldn't summon the Dark God from beyond the Void. Don't talk to those people, you don't need them. Jun 23, 2019 at 11:10 AM

1. RandytheBlackKnight
  Some people will tell you that you shouldn't summon the Dark God from beyond the Void. Don't talk to those people, you don't need them.
  
  Jun 23, 2019 at 11:10 AM
2. RandytheBlackKnight
  How is it that Mass Effect 3 manages to somehow rip all of the scary intimidation factor of the Reapers?
  
  Jun 17, 2019
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  3. RandytheBlackKnight
    au contraire, they were in a way, not in the "Big Scary Space Monster" way, but in the "anyone you know could be their, pawn, even you" kind of way. They were smart, meticulous and could manipulate the fuck out of a situation, and that was before mind control. And then 3 ruined it.
    
    Jun 17, 2019
  4. daimahou
    Didn't they rewrite the story of 3 because there was some kind of leak?
    
    Jun 17, 2019
  5. OverReactionGuy
    Continent size space worm wrestling is more scary. How the Krogan survived on that planet is a mystery.
    
    Jun 17, 2019
3. RandytheBlackKnight
  If Cyberpunk 2077 doesn't let us call Johnny Silverhand "Daddy" at least once CDProjekt Red didn't do their job.
  
  Jun 13, 2019
4. RandytheBlackKnight
  Born to Kill-Kill.
  
  Jun 12, 2019
5. RandytheBlackKnight
  Wololo
  
  Jun 8, 2019
6. RandytheBlackKnight
  Everybody Gangsta until the Fremen take Arrakis and declare a Jihad in the name of Maud'Dib.
  
  Jun 4, 2019
7. RandytheBlackKnight
  Is it gay if the PPCs touch?
  
  May 30, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    Not if you say "no homo" first...
    
    May 30, 2019
  3. Plotvitalnpc
    If a tree falls in the forest when nobody's around to hear it, should we even give a shit?
    
    May 30, 2019
    
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8. RandytheBlackKnight
  The true worth of a feat is measured in the difficulty of reenacting it with Corgis.
  
  May 24, 2019
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9. RandytheBlackKnight
  I will hold your hand and there is nothing you can do about it
  
  May 19, 2019
10. RandytheBlackKnight
  Not all Elves deserve death, those that seek redemption for the Sin of being born an Elf by becoming more like humans should be rewarded.
  
  May 17, 2019
  2. DeathShade
    No elf deserves death. Just internment into a lewdness reformation camp.
    
    May 17, 2019
    
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  3. RandytheBlackKnight
    No they deserve to die, those who shed their Elf ways and attempt to atone of being born as they were should be rewarded with Second Class Citizenship, however.
    
    May 17, 2019
11. RandytheBlackKnight
  Mentlgen, before us stands a task many would call impossible, insane even, but I believe that we can do it, we will set the Sun ON FIRE!
  
  May 13, 2019
  2. Finagle007
    It's an explosion held together by its own sheer mass. You really think you can light an explosion on fire?
    
    May 13, 2019
    
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  3. RandytheBlackKnight
    First, it is a self sustaining fusion reaction held together by sheer mass, the explosion doesn't come until it runs out of hydrogen and destabilizes, second, not with that attitude.
    
    May 13, 2019
12. RandytheBlackKnight
  Always be yourself, unless you can be a Cyborg-Dragon, in which case be a Cyborg-Dragon. Because Cyborgs and Dragons are badass as fuck.
  
  May 5, 2019
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13. RandytheBlackKnight
  Reminder; Speedwagon > Jesus
  
  May 5, 2019
14. RandytheBlackKnight
  Man, I had forgotten about the DA:O texture glitch that breaks saves and causes crashes... I just wanted to play a mildy annoyed noble...
  
  May 3, 2019
15. RandytheBlackKnight
  We can should and will blow up the Sun.
  
  May 3, 2019
  2. Finagle007
    No. We can should and will fuck the Sun.
    
    May 3, 2019
    
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16. RandytheBlackKnight
  "And from the Deep Roads, the Dankspawn memed at us again and agian, until finally we neared annihilation... until the Gay Wardens came...."
  
  May 2, 2019
  2. Malcanthet
    Am I included as a Dankspawn or am I safe from their Vile Memes?
    
    May 2, 2019
  3. RandytheBlackKnight
    I dunno, do you live in the underground ruins of a Dwarven Empire, only coming out when you accidentally piss off a Dragon by making it ugly so it decides to kill everything and leads you to the surface?
    
    May 2, 2019
17. RandytheBlackKnight
  T i m e F o r C r a b
  
  May 1, 2019
18. RandytheBlackKnight
  Dragon Age was fun while it lasted, assuming Bioware survives long enough to finish the next one it'll probably kill the series.
  
  Apr 30, 2019
  2. Shojo_Azteca
    Inquisition had its moments, but its contemptuous character designs killed it for me.
    
    May 1, 2019
19. RandytheBlackKnight
  "If a Meme is Dank a Man is not only Right to Steal it, He is Obligated to." - Thomas Jefferson. Those are words to live by my friends.
  
  Apr 29, 2019
20. RandytheBlackKnight
  The Qunari are fucking weird.
  
  Apr 28, 2019
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  2. Malcanthet
    Yes, yes they are. Quite strange in that.
    
    Apr 28, 2019
21. RandytheBlackKnight
  Okay, but do ducks actually exist?
  
  Apr 26, 2019
  2. ReinZero
    Quack.
    
    Apr 26, 2019
22. RandytheBlackKnight
  Believe in the Shao Kahn who believes your sense of self preservation will let you do the thing.
  
  Apr 25, 2019
23. RandytheBlackKnight
  I have one question and one question only. EXPLOSIONS!?
  
  Apr 24, 2019
  2. jo demon
    https://pm1.narvii.com/6051/0dece216d5cdb2a11198bbe3363d9c5025e82aad_hq.jpg
    
    Apr 24, 2019
24. RandytheBlackKnight
  I fear nothing for I am a Steiner and I know that Light Mechs do not actually exist
  
  Apr 22, 2019
25. RandytheBlackKnight
  Remember kids; Knowing may be half the Battle, but the other half is Ultraviolence.
  
  Apr 18, 2019
26. RandytheBlackKnight
  The End of Jojo Part 3 except before anyone actually dies they all get hungry and decide to go to McDonald's first.
  
  Apr 14, 2019
27. RandytheBlackKnight
  Organizations that objectively did nothing wrong; The Brotherhood of Nod, The Enclave, the First Galatic Empire, and the Imperium of Man
  
  Apr 10, 2019
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28. RandytheBlackKnight
  Super Smash Bros except it has running commentary by Mr. Torgue High-Five Flexington and Ruby Rose
  
  Apr 4, 2019
29. RandytheBlackKnight
  "Next are the Beastwomen, who were soley created to make people forget Beastmen used to go around raping people." - Majorkill
  
  Apr 1, 2019
30. RandytheBlackKnight
  Everybody's Gangsta until Space At&t comes to collect the HPG bill.
  
  Mar 29, 2019
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