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RandytheBlackKnight

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We must Lewd that which has never been lewded before, we must Lewd the very concept of Lewding itself Jun 19, 2021 at 8:05 PM

1. RandytheBlackKnight
  We must Lewd that which has never been lewded before, we must Lewd the very concept of Lewding itself
  
  Jun 19, 2021 at 8:05 PM
  1. Vergil1989 Crossover King likes this.
  2. Vergil1989 Crossover King
    Heh, ambitious I see. I approve! :D
    
    Jun 19, 2021 at 8:20 PM
2. RandytheBlackKnight
  Tax Evasion
  
  Jun 16, 2021
  2. Hot sauce taster
    ah a fellow tax evader
    
    Jun 20, 2021 at 1:46 AM
3. RandytheBlackKnight
  You shall never match the Raw Sexual Energy of Eggman
  
  Jun 10, 2021
4. RandytheBlackKnight
  Hear me out, we nuke the Moon
  
  Jun 4, 2021
  1. Vergil1989 Crossover King, karnArjuna and Hot sauce taster like this.
  2. Hot sauce taster
    now turn the solar system into an Italian pasta
    
    Jun 4, 2021
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King and karnArjuna like this.
  3. karnArjuna
    .....keep going.
    
    Jun 5, 2021
    
    Vergil1989 Crossover King and Hot sauce taster like this.
5. RandytheBlackKnight
  Rada Rada Rada Rada, Rada Rada, Rada, Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada, RaaaaAAADA, Rada Rada.
  
  May 20, 2021
6. RandytheBlackKnight
  I do not fear Carl Wheezer, for Dagoth Ur is with me.
  
  May 19, 2021
7. RandytheBlackKnight
  Okay, hear me out, Alpacas are better the Llamas
  
  May 18, 2021
  1. Evilhippy likes this.
  2. Passing Pinecone
    Llamas have a double L, though. Which makes them superior.
    
    May 18, 2021
    
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  3. Evilhippy
    It is know.
    
    May 18, 2021
  4. Enigmatic
    Say that to Carl Wheezer and see what happens?
    
    May 18, 2021
8. RandytheBlackKnight
  Okay, hear me out here. You, give me, all of your bacon, forever.
  
  May 12, 2021
  1. Mikers99 and Evilhippy like this.
  2. Mikers99
    I only have one pack of turkey bacon
    
    May 12, 2021
    
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  3. RandytheBlackKnight
    That is Heresy, Not Bacon. Please report to your nearest Heretic burning stake to be burned alive for Heresy
    
    May 12, 2021
    
    Mikers99 and Evilhippy like this.
  4. Evilhippy
    Or I could stab you and make manBacon.
    
    May 12, 2021
    
    Mikers99 likes this.
9. RandytheBlackKnight
  Reminder that the Cantina Music in Star Wars is canonically called Jizz.
  
  May 8, 2021
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10. RandytheBlackKnight
  Any task that can be accomplished with an internal combustion engine can also be done with a sufficent amount of corgis.
  
  Apr 30, 2021
11. RandytheBlackKnight
  Does Lamas is realz?
  
  Apr 20, 2021
12. RandytheBlackKnight
  Maybe the Real Lewds are the Friends we made along the way.
  
  Mar 17, 2021
13. RandytheBlackKnight
  Did you know that if you took a persons circulatory system and laid it out, that person would die?
  
  Mar 4, 2021
14. RandytheBlackKnight
  Psst, hey, hey kid, u want sum... Nuka Cola?
  
  Feb 28, 2021
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  2. Mikers99
    hell yeah
    
    Feb 28, 2021
15. RandytheBlackKnight
  Remember its Not Gay if you say "No Homo". Unless the Tips touch, then its Super Gay.
  
  Feb 28, 2021
  1. Knightfall likes this.
  2. ReinZero
    So Futa x Futa is Super Gay too?
    
    Feb 28, 2021
  3. RandytheBlackKnight
    Only if the Tips touch
    
    Feb 28, 2021
  4. ReinZero
    That's what I meant of course.
    
    Feb 28, 2021
16. RandytheBlackKnight
  Okay, hear me out, we take a lobster and a crab, give them bolth guns and take bets on which one wins. Easy Money
  
  Feb 24, 2021
  2. magic9mushroom
    Is "bolth" a typo for "bolt" or "both"? Each would make sense.
    
    Feb 24, 2021
  3. RandytheBlackKnight
    Family Guy thing, its one of the words Stewie randomly misprounounces to piss off Brian.
    
    Feb 24, 2021
    
    LurkingInTheDeceit likes this.
17. RandytheBlackKnight
  Fellas is it Gay to kiss ur homie on the lips so he doesn't die after he gets his face ripped off by an evil curse?
  
  Feb 22, 2021
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  3. LurkingInTheDeceit
    If the face is still around you could kiss his lips, it just wouldn’t be attached. I vote no to it being gay btw.
    
    Feb 23, 2021
    
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  4. magic9mushroom
    Well, you could kiss his lips, but the original question said "kiss him on the lips", and I don't think kissing the severed face would qualify as "kissing him".
    
    Feb 24, 2021
    
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  5. LurkingInTheDeceit
    I guess that depends on whether you consider unattached body parts still a part of the person. I personally lean towards no, because I don’t even consider kissing a corpse as kissing the person they were before, but I think it’s kind of a subjective determination. Either way, not gay even if you fall for the ‘trick’.
    
    Feb 24, 2021
18. RandytheBlackKnight
  Are you, Livin Like Larry?
  
  Feb 21, 2021
19. RandytheBlackKnight
  *Extremely coherent, elegant, and verbose screaming*
  
  Feb 16, 2021
20. RandytheBlackKnight
  Always remember, when you see an Elf, ask yourself what Pelinal Whitestrake would do, and then do that.
  
  Feb 12, 2021
21. RandytheBlackKnight
  Clankers get out, this is a Grand Army of the Republic Neighborhood.
  
  Feb 10, 2021
  2. Thread Necromancer
    Send in the Droidekas! And another battalion of droids! I want that neighbourhood taken at once!
    
    Feb 10, 2021
22. RandytheBlackKnight
  Two words; Meth Bears.
  
  Jan 29, 2021
  2. John_Oakman
    Not as terrifying as cocaine bear though: https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/50220
    
    Jan 29, 2021
23. RandytheBlackKnight
  Remember kids, if you're losing an online game, just kill the other side IRL, because then you win by default.
  
  Jan 28, 2021
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24. RandytheBlackKnight
  You may be Based, but you will never be as Based as Cato the Elder.
  
  Jan 27, 2021
  2. ExquisiteTopHat
    Carthago delenda est.
    
    Jan 27, 2021
25. RandytheBlackKnight
  Welcome to 2020 part 2
  
  Jan 1, 2021
26. RandytheBlackKnight
  Have you considered, meth?
  
  Jan 1, 2021
27. RandytheBlackKnight
  Remember, always kiss ur homies goodnight
  
  Dec 30, 2020
  1. Hot sauce taster likes this.
  2. Hot sauce taster
    *kiss* goodnight homie
    
    Dec 30, 2020
28. RandytheBlackKnight
  Hear me out, a Giant Golem, made entirely out of penises
  
  Dec 26, 2020
  1. Evilhippy likes this.
  2. Evilhippy
    The character playing the Monk- "Fuck this, I'm out!"
    
    Dec 26, 2020
29. RandytheBlackKnight
  "Hippity Hoppity get the FUCK off of my Property" - The Official Foreign Policy of the Taurian Concordat probably
  
  Dec 19, 2020
30. RandytheBlackKnight
  Can I offer you the Burgundian System in these Trying Times?
  
  Dec 13, 2020
  1. Knightfall likes this.
  2. Knightfall
    Uh no thanks.
    
    Dec 14, 2020
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