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Scalehome
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Scalehome

Give in to the Night <3, Male

Memes. That is all. May 12, 2019

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    1. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Memes. That is all.
    2. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Bah, I've been bamboozled by an old mate. I thought he was depressed or something, but he just got a promotion and spent more time at work.
    3. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      I need to get my head checked or something. There's no way this apathy and self-hate is healthy. Apathy strikes again so I'm like, nah.
    4. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      What a world of wonders we live in, eh?
    5. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      When your country forgets it's a first world nation...
      1. magic9mushroom
        Jan 6, 2018
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      2. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        Eh, an unfortunate situation where the water in the house shut off for 5 hours or so. It wasn't really due to incompetence or anything, just a minor electrical failure which sent a pumping station for a loop so that people up on the mountain couldn't get water.
        Jan 8, 2018
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    6. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      There's this odd period where you just wait for 350 million English speakers to wake up...
      1. pepperjack
        pepperjack
        I do that too, and I'm one of them. Odd sleep schedules are odd.
        Jan 3, 2018
    7. TMastér
      TMastér
      How does one embrace the night?
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      3. TMastér
        TMastér
        *Hugs* :3

        Then?
        Jan 2, 2018
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      4. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        That's about it, she *is* the personification of the night.
        Jan 2, 2018
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      5. TMastér
        TMastér
        Heh. That's cool.
        Jan 2, 2018
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    8. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      If only I could get peace of mind in my own mind.
      1. TMastér and Yinko like this.
    9. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      I am *such* a dork.
      1. TMastér likes this.
    10. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Sorry about the delayed update on Undefeated - RL basically went crazy. Mostly good things though, but crazy nonetheless.
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
    11. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      And with that, I have embarked on a new endeavour. Quest is now rolling.
      1. Nerx and Valette-Serafina like this.
    12. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      So. I have something in the works which will hopefully be in the quest section in a couple of hours or barring that, tomorrow.
    13. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      FUCKING FUCK. STOP DYING YOU'RE MY FUCKING FAMILY.
      1. Finagle007
        Finagle007
        Oh no.
        Jul 7, 2017
      2. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        My grandfather passed away earlier today (15 minutes prior to the original message). I don't know what to do with myself - I'm somewhere between despair and fury and it's really not fuckign fine.
        Jul 7, 2017
    14. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Public transport, bruh. I'm glad old women are small and frail - makes being groped less threatening and more disgusting.
    15. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Been reading up on some crazy shit that happened IRL which sounds like something straight out of a QQ Quest.
      1. GhostKaiju
        GhostKaiju
        Oh come now, you can't end there. You gotta give the details, there are many things in our world that would sound to come from a story made by a group of pervs (The Penis Knife, anyone?)
        Jun 30, 2017
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      2. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        So, in a town in present day Germany called Münster in 1534, some guy accidentally a religion to create a harem for himself and his dude-bros. While under siege by a genocidal prince-bishop. While practising some strange form of Jesus Communism.

        (Technically, more than one bloke has a go at the Jesus Communism thing with a walkie-talkie to the Big G, but only one guy figures polygamy is a great idea).
        Jun 30, 2017
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    16. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Midnight sun is awful. That said, pickled herring is a welcomed seasonal flavour.
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      2. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        I was completely unaware of this Twilight fanfiction debacle, but rest assured, I am amused.
        Jun 27, 2017
      3. DuskAtDawn
        DuskAtDawn
        It's not actually a fanfiction, I just call it one because it's Twilight, from Edward's perspective. That's all it is. And she was expecting it to sell like a full-fledged book, so when the first... 9 chapters, I think, were leaked, Meyer threw a bitch fit and decided to drop it.

        The sad thing is that it was actually pretty interesting. More so than the main series, anyways.
        Jun 27, 2017
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      4. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        No, I got that I was just amused by "That Twilight fanfic that just so happened to be written by the original author?" this statement :P
        Jun 27, 2017
    17. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Broke down
      1. 1986ctcel and Subrosian_Smithy like this.
    18. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Summer is the worst :|
      1. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Don't worry the Fall is neigh!
        Jun 1, 2017
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      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        The heeeeeeat...
        Jun 1, 2017
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      3. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Don't worry, Winter is coming!
        Jun 1, 2017
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    19. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Some old friends dug up an RTS. We've been kicking ass and taking names in team PVP for most of the week :D
    20. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      My uncle passed away earlier today. I'm really fucking angry with the world.
      1. Imabot
        Imabot
        Sorry of your loss. You have my condolences.
        May 15, 2017
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      2. Nyrath
        Nyrath
        Loosing family always sucks. But perhaps anger might be better than just numbness and sadness.
        May 15, 2017
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      3. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        Probably.
        May 15, 2017
    21. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      I sometimes like to pretend I'm not a huge history nerd. I inevitably fail.
      1. Snake/Eater likes this.
    22. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      I had an interesting thought. Am now thinking about a story set in a "Blood for the Sky God" universe.
      1. GhostKaiju
        GhostKaiju
        So, an average day in Aztec society? :V
        Apr 26, 2017
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      2. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        Well, that's not quite it. Blood for the Sky God is essentially a scenario in which the Manchu or Mongol tribes cross the Pacific to find the Aztecs - and then incorporate the Aztec Nahuatl faith with their own Tengri religion.
        Apr 26, 2017
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      3. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        I'm sure you can imagine what manner of shenanigans a nomadic steppe horde with the advantage of horses in North America could accomplish, and how that in turn could affect Europe - not to mention what manner of impact half a million tons of gold would have on the normally dirt-poor nomadic societies.
        Apr 26, 2017
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    23. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Man, I forgot how rewarding it can be to achieve goals you set for yourself rather than goals other people set for you.
      1. GhostKaiju and ZurigaSungama like this.
      2. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        Good feels good?
        Apr 25, 2017
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    24. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      I have found myself increasingly intolerant of people who can't pronounce the Sch sound.
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      2. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        A lot like the initial sound in the word chunk. Tends to be a little sharper, but essentially the same sound
        Apr 20, 2017
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      3. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        The first word I could think of with a Sch in it is School. That sounds a touch different, in my experience. Though, that's probably one of English's legacy fuckups.

        Regardless, are there really people who cannot pronounce t͡ʃ?
        Apr 20, 2017
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      4. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        I have username elsewhere that includes Sch, and people keep telling me they can't pronounce it. (To clarify it'sa perfectly normal word other than a single case of s->sch)

        And school, if written phonetically turns into skool. The sound I'm talking about is more akin to the German word Schule - which also means school :)
        Apr 20, 2017
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    25. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Not gonna lie, ritual suicide is looking pretty tempting right now. My boss essentially screwed me harder than the protags of this site
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      3. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        I rather hope that's a joke.
        Jan 4, 2017
        That_baka2 and Scalehome like this.
      4. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        Exaggeration to make a point. Although yesterday was very much a Bad Day. Sleep deprivation caused by an 800 mile train ride and pointlessly complicated bureaucratic nonsense combined with a boss who seems eager to set me up for the most humiliating of failures makes for a very bad time.
        Jan 5, 2017
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      5. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        You have my sympathy. I'd throw a brick at your boss, but there's probably an ocean in the way.
        Jan 5, 2017
        That_baka2 and Scalehome like this.
    26. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      The best part about being this far north during the winter is that the sun stays down. Fuck you and your shiny brightness, I want to sleep.
      1. daimahou and Valette-Serafina like this.
    27. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Glorious Yuletide! Glorious Snow! Slightly less glorious car accidents outside my house!
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        I hope no one was seriously hurt.
        Dec 26, 2016
        1986ctcel and Scalehome like this.
      3. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        Just a car that went off the road. There's like 6 feet of snow to cushion so the only hard part was pushing him back up on the road.
        Dec 26, 2016
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    28. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Have been sick with fever and horrible coughing for 4 days and have an important appointment tomorrow... RIP
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        You have my sympathy.
        Dec 15, 2016
        1986ctcel and Scalehome like this.
      3. Plotvitalnpc
        Plotvitalnpc
        I know that situation. It happened not long ago, but with essay writing and finals instead.
        Dec 15, 2016
        Scalehome and Valette-Serafina like this.
    29. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Sometimes life is not just out to get you, it also wants to torture you horribly.
      1. Subrosian_Smithy and 1986ctcel like this.
    30. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Life goes on. Can't believe how heavy RL weighs on me until I get a weekend breather and realise I'm ready to drop dead.
      1. Subrosian_Smithy
        Aug 7, 2016
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