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Scalehome
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Memes. That is all. May 12, 2019

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    1. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Dear QQ, today was strange. I ate breakfast at 3AM and argued with a bottle of orange juice. Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug.
      1. january1may, Bre Karn and 1986ctcel like this.
    2. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Woke up from my nap because my neighbour was screaming bloody murder. Kid fell off his trampoline and broke his arm.
    3. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Three in the morning and wide awake. Car broke down in the middle of fucking nowhere so I just got home. Yay.
      1. DuskAtDawn
        DuskAtDawn
        What kind of breakdown was it? Easy/Cheap to fix, or a complete cluster?
        Jul 12, 2016
        Scalehome and Subrosian_Smithy like this.
      2. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        The unknown kind. Looks like something between the engine and the start engine has shorted out or something.
        Jul 12, 2016
    4. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Wow, some people are impressive. Who even writes 16 pages about frigging platypuses just to mess with someone they've never met?
      1. Anon̦̦
        Anon̦̦
        I saw this on the front page, and I'm morbidly curious of the context. Would you mind explaining it?
        May 7, 2016
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      2. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        A prank taken way way way further than I would have expected. A friend of mine wrote 16 pages about platypuses to mess with our mutual friend's girlfriend whom neither of us has met.
        May 12, 2016
        january1may and Anon̦̦ like this.
    5. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      More work because some genius managed to set fire to a ceiling fan. Sometimes I wish the average IQ was higher, but then I'd look stupid.
      1. Trilonias
        Trilonias
        ...Welp, at least you'll have interesting stories to tell...

        Maybe wish for common sense to actually be common?
        Apr 30, 2016
        Scalehome likes this.
    6. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Answering comments on my NSFW CrW at 7 in the morning. What, I never claimed to have a life ; )
      1. 1986ctcel and Valette-Serafina like this.
    7. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Found myself a new waifu. Pic related.
    8. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Hoping to get another chapter of Scalehome's Adventurous Genderbending out tomorrow. Will see how much time I have.
    9. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      New profile picture acquired in celebration of me actually writing something.
      1. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        Always nice to see new content here
        Jan 3, 2016
        1986ctcel and Scalehome like this.
    10. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Internet access currently limited to phone data plan. The horrors of not having any respectable amount of privacy is nearly as bad.
      1. Mu-Sensei likes this.
    11. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      That beautiful moment when life decides to unfuck itself and continue operations as normal.
      1. Bre Karn
        Bre Karn
        Amen.
        Did it concern your private life, job, family, health?
        Aug 22, 2015
      2. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        Bit of everything really. I had some issues with my immune system, coupled with a fair few other factors, such as friends passing away.
        Aug 24, 2015
    12. RoninSword
      RoninSword
      Just thought you should know that the link for the first omake in your omake section is broken, it is missing the beginning of the web address missing--> https://forum.questionablequesting.com <--missing.
      Just thought you would like to know. also, presumably the quest isn't abandoned and it is just taking time since the last update. :)
      1. Scalehome and Valette-Serafina like this.
      2. Scalehome
        Scalehome
        Huh. Not sure how I managed that, but thanks for the heads up! I will be fixing it the moment I get access to a computer. :)

        As to the second part, it's not abandoned, I just wrote myself into a corner by giving you the vote option you chose. It will continue, probably pretty soon as real life recently started working pretty okay again.
        Aug 22, 2015
      3. RoninSword
        RoninSword
        also, random question. On the wiki for the series, it doesn't say what magical affinity Éléonore is. I always assumed water, but since this is an AU, who knows.
        Aug 22, 2015
    13. Scalehome
      Scalehome
      Economy, nobility and politics... The things you can discuss in an NSFW Quest thread are endless!
      1. kinglugia, 1986ctcel, Nolrai2 and 3 others like this.
      2. Mu-Sensei
        Mu-Sensei
        True that.
        Mar 18, 2015
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