SpaceJelly

Make them quick.

The problem with that is then I end up with a short chapter

More seriously, breaking up the fight with dialogue, looks at the environment, and character thoughts will let you squeeze out more words in a fight, allowing you to deal with a larger fight in smaller segments while maintaining the length of the segment.

...Ouch.

I must learn to control this power and use it for good/lewds! *heads into the wilderness for 5 years*

Master the touch of death, and turn it into the touch of little death.

Dreammix TV World Fighters. Name one other game that lets you dropkick Solid Snake as Optimus Prime.

Mugen? Probably, anyways.

Fuck the Spider Guardian. I thought it was supposed to be easier in the Trilogy version, what with the damage toned down. Turns out, the damage was never what made it so damn frustrating...

It's been out of print for over a decade, so I don't think posting a link would go against restricted content.

http://www.tf-base.ru/comics/other/guides/Transformers_Generations_Deluxe.cbr

I've made plans for a sprite comic, an abridged series, a fanfic that's been on hiatus for over a year that I could revive anytime if I put in the effort, and a quest. I keep telling myself I'll get to it eventually, but I always get sidetracked. Dear god I hate my 5 second attention span.

I'm too busy giggling over the Sword of Dungeons & Dragons.

I don't really play MtG, so I'm unsure how good any of the cards offered at Hascon would be, but Nerf War seems OP if you decide to use something with a larger clip, like the Vulcan

Eh, the Hail-fire looks like it'd be easier to aim, has more ammo than most libraries have cards, and it's cheaper.

My personal favorite is probably "It's OVER -- FINISHED!".

Though "Cannot, Will Not" is probably a close second.

ALL THE DIRTY JOBS (done dirt cheap)

*hovers like some predatory bird*

I've never touched the franchise before, so I have no idea where this is coming from.

That is my mind control device kicking up. Do it.

*one binge later*

...Why does my future self have a pogo stick?

If I could type an update on demand based only on knowing what would happen, both of my quests would be completed by now.

Actually, belay that. Are you offering money?

Don't have any. Had to quit my job to free up enough time for college.

Except Gigatron, who has a different personality for each mode. Considering one of those modes is a giant hand, he may be the most batshit insane TF character ever, in both mindset and concept.

Go on…

You have scaroused me...please, continue.

I don't have anything beyond the setting at the moment, but the possibilities are nearly endless. As are the ways to die horribly.

See the HUD when you close your eyes?

Despite the games legendary difficulty (not as unforgiving as the Souls series, but lacking in any real way to 'Git Gud'), I'm only finding it mildly frustrating compared to the usual DEAR GOD WHY.

The internet trains the attention to have a very short focusing period. You don't have good control of your working memory unless you specifically train it. Plus other reasons.

So the answer is to read big books?

Shit. Over the past few years, I've only read comics and quests.

Beast Wars had no less than three fighting games, one of which had Starscream as unlockable. Almost makes up for the easiest Secret Boss Fight I've ever faced.

The Fallen springs to my mind, unless he would be counted uner The Thirteen.

Yeah, he'd one of 'em. This list isn't limited to singularities, though. Like, The Skids Squadron would count. Or the TransTech. Those that could feasibly intervene in the events of another Universe.