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Valor
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I cringe whenever I read a self-insert that does a retarded, lackwit decision with 'consequences' just so DRAMA & ANGST can ensure. Uegh. May 16, 2018 at 7:01 PM

    1. Fimconte
      Fimconte
      Wizarding World was an amazing ride. 10/10 would reread.
      1. Valor likes this.
      2. Valor
        Valor
        Thank you.
        May 17, 2018 at 11:14 PM
      3. decoynow
        decoynow
        Wait it ended?
        May 18, 2018 at 7:12 AM
    2. Valor
      Valor
      I cringe whenever I read a self-insert that does a retarded, lackwit decision with 'consequences' just so DRAMA & ANGST can ensure. Uegh.
      1. AngelicKnight. likes this.
      2. beast_regards
        beast_regards
        ...it's already an improvement, SI actions normally doesn't have negative consequences at all
        May 16, 2018 at 7:31 PM
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      3. Lady Vanatos
        Lady Vanatos
        I can understand that reaction. When a retarded action is specifically taken to just have "drama" can be somewhat irritating.
        May 16, 2018 at 7:41 PM
        AngelicKnight. and Valor like this.
      4. kayangelus
        kayangelus
        Well, it is an easy way to progress the plot. Granted, it is preferable to advance the plot without having to drop idiot balls, but becoming a good writer takes practice
        May 16, 2018 at 8:21 PM
        AngelicKnight. and Lady Vanatos like this.
    3. Persimmon
      Persimmon
      Did you play Insurgency in the last few days?
      1. Valor
        Valor
        Naw. I guess that's a computer game?
        Apr 20, 2018
      2. Persimmon
        Persimmon
        Yeah. I suppose Valor is a very common handle.
        Apr 20, 2018
    4. Valor
      Valor
      1. Snakers, Amatsumi and duburu like this.
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      3. duburu
        duburu
        Does it capture the konosuba feel? Cause most fanfic can't capture the original
        Feb 7, 2018
      4. Valor
        Valor
        That's why it's so perfect. The feel is there, arguably better than the anime, cause I laughed a lot thorough it all.
        Feb 7, 2018
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      5. duburu
        duburu
        Valor reading something that are not to the fetish he is shown....I never seen this before. Valor are you ok? Are you sick, winter is colder than usual this season. But all joke aside.
        I will read it thanks for recs.

        Also why green Username
        Feb 8, 2018
    5. Valor
      Valor
      When ya post an update and notice plenty mistakes, typos etc spread all over. Then the likes start popping up and you're like "Oh shit."
      1. Persimmon, Ezekiel, Nodz and 2 others like this.
      2. Valor
        Valor
        So you edit like crazy, but people have already read the inferior product by the time it's fixed.

        You were too late. I was too late.
        Jan 30, 2018
        Ezekiel, A/N and Snakers like this.
      3. Persimmon
        Persimmon
        Don't worry, Valor-chan.

        *Breathes heavily*

        I always read your stuff multiple times.

        aLwAys.
        Apr 16, 2018
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    6. Valor
      Valor
      Just finished Mass Effect: Andromeda
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      2. Valor
        Valor
        I enjoyed it as well, ofc :P Went Charge, Nova and Backlash most of the game. Ended up invincible, lol.
        Dec 18, 2017
      3. duburu
        duburu
        How so?
        Dec 21, 2017
      4. Valor
        Valor
        Charge's cooldown lasts a few seconds with the right upgrades and restores my shields to full. Backlash is a powerful shield that reflects damage and Nova lets me kill plenty of enemies on a whim. Unparalleled battlefield mobility + insta-kill + unlimited hp = Loads of fun.
        Dec 21, 2017
    7. souvikkundu
      souvikkundu
      just read your Skyrim Si, Great work. will you continue to write it?
      1. Ezekiel likes this.
    8. 05eolsale
      05eolsale
      What country do you live in? I saw you said you were from Scandinavia and wondered if you were a fellow Norwegian.
    9. Valor
      Valor
      Just installed Mass Effect: Andromeda some hours earlier today. It has been pretty neat so far.
      1. Gaemnomut likes this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        I recall one cutscene where Ryder tilted their neck about 115 degrees to the side. I would ask if they've fixed the animation issues like that, but I know they haven't.
        Oct 19, 2017
        StellarMonarch likes this.
    10. Ezekiel
      Ezekiel
      Any chance you might continue the Gandalfyr Murderhobo story?

      It's one of my favorites. Kinda sad it just stopped.
      1. Persimmon likes this.
      2. Valor
        Valor
        Eh. Been over a year since I dropped the story... So not likely.
        Oct 8, 2017
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      3. Ezekiel
        Ezekiel
        Damn. Such a shame.
        Oct 8, 2017
      4. Persimmon
        Persimmon
        I'm hoping for more DICE RWBY, personally, though every work stamped 'Valor' that I've encountered so far has been highly entertaining.
        Oct 12, 2017
        Valor and Ezekiel like this.
    11. Valor
      Valor
      Mass Effect / Dragon Age cross. Templar abilities work on biotics. Hnnng.
      1. asdx
        asdx
        That makes absolutely zero fucking sense.
        Oct 5, 2017
        ZurigaSungama likes this.
      2. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        Good one! Is funny because Element Zero!
        Oct 5, 2017
    12. Valor
      Valor
      Nearly all self-inserts I read ends with the MC having a breakdown about "this can't be real!". Spineless, pathetic little worms.
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      2. OverReactionGuy
        OverReactionGuy
        Gwenpool can hop back in and out of reality and can break the fourth wall past the fourth wall. She is really, really overpowered.
        Oct 5, 2017
        GhostKaiju likes this.
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      4. GhostKaiju
        GhostKaiju
        Oh, I know about Gwenpool, been reading the whole series—probably the best thing Marvel is pushing out right now amongst a sea of mediocrity, events and bad writing.

        And yeah, her Fourth Wall powers are powerful and trippy as fuck, but that's less a Power and more a Skill, I feel.
        Oct 5, 2017
    13. Valor
      Valor
      I can't stop myself from doing the Side-quests in DA: I. Triggers my ocd-tendencies to leave 'em unfinished, but so many are pure shit. Hng.
      1. DuskAtDawn likes this.
      2. DuskAtDawn
        DuskAtDawn
        I know the feeling. I did so many of the radiant quests from the quartermaster before I realized there was no point to them.
        Aug 7, 2017
      3. Persimmon
        Persimmon
        Divinity OS2 has reduced my productivity to near zero levels...
        Sep 29, 2017
    14. Valor
      Valor
      Fuck all these Modern Girl in Thedas stories. Hnnng. "I know the future, but ain't gonna do nuthin' but angst over changing the timeline!"
      1. Lalzparty, loganQQ, Yinko and 3 others like this.
    15. Valor
      Valor
      Gonna play Dragon Age inquisition for the first time. TIME TO ROMANCE SOLAS
      1. asdx
        asdx
        Go mage, go Knight Enchanter, be invincible with your FADE SWORD OF DOOOOM. Seriously unless that got patched you could be invincible as your attacks kept replenishing your shield/health. Forget which since it's been a while since I played it.
        Jul 18, 2017
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      2. DuskAtDawn
        DuskAtDawn
        Or a S+B warrior. The only class that can't become completely invincible by endgame is Rogue. It's a little stupid, but it's nice to have a backup character for dragon-slaying that physically can't lose with proper use of War Cry, Shield Wall, and equipment that gens armor on hit.
        Jul 19, 2017
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    16. duburu
      duburu
      Will you come back to neckbeard by anychance?
      1. A/N and xLightxBringerx like this.
      2. Valor
        Valor
        Nah. More likely of me to continue Wizarding World instead.
        Jul 6, 2017
      3. duburu
        duburu
        sadness.
        Jul 6, 2017
      4. xLightxBringerx
        xLightxBringerx
        Damn. I was hoping for more.
        Jul 17, 2017
    17. Valor
      Valor
      Just finished binge-watching volume 3 & 4 of RWBY. Music, aesthetic, setting and fights are great. Everything else is... Average.
      1. Yinko
        Yinko
        Reason so many RWBY fics exist are because of the reasons you listed, reason so many of them suck is because they get hung up on the everything else. Go off the rails or don't even bother.
        Jun 5, 2017
      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yep, a fandom only becomes popular in fanfiction if it has enough mistakes to make it worth "fixing" or "changing" or "doing better".

        RWBY is the next big thing for those very reasons, because a whole lot of people think they can do it better, just like with Worm and Harry Potter and Naruto before it. That doesn't necessarily mean they CAN do it better though ofc :V
        Jun 5, 2017
        sagemo, Lord Samiel and Yinko like this.
      3. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Hard not to, given the same resources.
        Jun 6, 2017
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    18. Valor
      Valor
      Started on a RWBY fic... Never watched anything past episode 5. Just loads of fanfic over the years, so this will quickly go off the rails.
      1. AngelicKnight. and Yinko like this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Jun 5, 2017
        AngelicKnight. likes this.
    19. NakedFury
      NakedFury
      So I finished blasting through your realistic yet very creepy and weird SI ideas and have to say that I like their selfish desires except the crazy raping part. That one is disturbing. The canon destroying tendencies are perfect.
      1. Valor likes this.
      2. Valor
        Valor
        You mean the Snippet and Story thread seen in my signature? The first post there links to various threads with more content.

        Thanks.
        May 24, 2017
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      3. NakedFury
        NakedFury
        Every story. The Gandalfr Dragonborne, the Crazy Potter quest, the neckbeard, the new shinji god, a little bit of Enemy.
        May 24, 2017
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    20. duburu
      duburu
      On my fetish scale you are higher than cambrian
      1. Persimmon and Valor like this.
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Going to PM you about this since we're kind of cluttering Valor's page at this point and my response is a little too long anyways.
        May 2, 2017
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      4. Valor
        Valor
        This was nice.
        May 2, 2017
        A/N, Douglas, d.fish and 1 other person like this.
      5. d.fish
        d.fish
        Oh yeah? Your face is nice! HA!
        May 2, 2017
        Douglas and duburu like this.
    21. duburu
      duburu
      did spacebattles died on you too?
      1. Valor
        Valor
        The site is down, yeah.
        Apr 1, 2017
    22. Ergoan
      Ergoan
      Did you drop Enemy Worm?
      1. Valor
        Valor
        Maybe. I'm currently busying myself with Wizarding World Ascendant, so I don't think I'll return to 'Enemy' for quite some time yet.
        Feb 11, 2017
    23. duburu
      duburu
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    24. Valor
      Valor
      New quest, Wizarding World Ascendant.
    25. duburu
    26. Valor
      Valor
      Story's title is 'murderhobo' and people complain about the main character being a sociopathic serial-killer. Ai, ai ai... Humanity, why?
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      2. tehelgee
        tehelgee
        Maybe they were expecting the title to be ironic.
        Aug 29, 2016
        daimahou and Valor like this.
      3. backgroundnoise
        backgroundnoise
        Or maybe they were expecting a comically amoral adventurer, as that IS the most common use of the term 'murderhobo.'
        Aug 29, 2016
        shadowace2400 and GorgonEyed like this.
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        >Ai, ai ai... Humanity, why?


        Sounds like a problem only TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE can solve.
        Aug 29, 2016
    27. derkan
      derkan
      Will you continue your quest ?
    28. Valor
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      2. Valor
        Valor
        I'm going to post my update on monday
        Apr 29, 2016
        Robotninja and Vanathor like this.
      3. Vanathor
        Vanathor
        My body is ready!
        May 2, 2016
      4. Robotninja
        Robotninja
        It is a Monday today.
        May 9, 2016
    29. CrossyCross
      CrossyCross
      1. Valor
        Valor
        Thanks for pointing me at that quest.
        Feb 11, 2016
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    30. Valor
      Valor
      Eh?
      1. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Mm? What is it?
        Feb 8, 2015
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