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On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

I just watched this little Uma racing video...


I'll be honest I saw the game races and read other stories to get a better idea of the characters the world and the races.

but never saw the anime and I have to say it it's a lot more fun and dramatic than expected, the fun this is that I can easily see the other racers going full drama, this victory is mine, I will be the victor and all kind of Aura tricks to enhance their racing and cower their opponents and Shirogane keeping her cool and never seem to be bothered by it (or most of it)

And if Shirogane ever manages to break her Wall (or whatever they break in the video) and release her Aura I can easily see the other feel like they are racing death or the Devil of the Rhine.

I wonder what would be scarier the Pale racer with a cold death aura or the crazy laughing pixie with the murderous aura.

 
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Quick appreciation sketch!

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So quick that I didn't even draw her ear ornament.

So quick that I didn't even draw her tail, sacrilege! I'll fix that tomorrow though... Happy Dragonboat Festival to those who celebrate.
Aaaand fixed!
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I hate that I know what you're talking about and that I immediately visualized it. Have another doodle for your evil.

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"Physically, I am a young schoolgirl, mentally and spiritually, I am a middle aged war veteran with a mortgage." - Her narration on her episode.
 
Imagine. Mystical secrets from another world, true magic. It's main use case? Cheating on horse races.
Lol

It's not cheating when it's an innate ability you have, obviously. Especially if nobody can explain it.

"What do you mean, Shirogane doesn't suffer wind resistance? How does that even work?" "IDK."
 
Uma Musume Magic:
Haru Urara: Dirt go Brrrrrr
Sakura Bakushin: Big Brain activates neurons, duh
Taiki Shuttle: Obviously the last 200m are when the race starts

and then...
Tachyon: phase shifting into the speedforce for 500m
Fuku-chan: Hack Quantum Determinism and Chaos Theory to make her footsteps the most optimal
TM Opera: The Outside is Free Real Estate, Friction is Optional

Shirogane after donning her uniform: the mystical power sufficient for a thermonuclear detonation in her previous life channeled solely into making her feet more stompy. Now, how 'Stompy Stompy boots go charge' deletes friction, air resistance, and multiplies gravitational force.... well uma is beyond the understanding of science
 
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Help, Shirogane is being an evil and intimidating horse in the gate again!

I wonder if she's doing this during the Asahi Hai F. S. cause that would mean that she's intimidating enough to unnerve G1 level competition. Granted the umas there would only be in their first year of competition, but they're still the cream of the crop. Makes me doubly curious to see whether Grass Wonder will also be similarly put off by Shirogane's intimidation or if being her teammate has given her the opportunity to get used to it?
 
Now that, apparently, that uniform evokes his past life and activates an "intimidation mode" (perhaps with added stamina and speed), we'll see two types of Shirogane in races. The first, in important/challenging races where he'll give it his all, and even if he wins or loses, he'll acknowledge his rival and stay at the back. The second, in unimportant/filler races where, win or lose, he'll simply say "good job/congratulations/well done" to the other competitor in a curt tone because, in the end, well, the race didn't really matter.

In fact, if what I theorize in Merry's "what if" scenario were to apply, the poor girl would be even more upset if the race she ends up winning against Shiro is actually a filler race that she didn't care about.
 

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