Would you rather have the Money or HP's Magic

What would you choose: $100,000,000 dollars with Naruto as a Maid or an invitation to Hogwarts with MCU Dr. Strange as the friend?

So which one seems better to you a female version of famous anime ninja wearing a maid suit is willing to do any command from you and the money or going to Hogwarts with Dr.Strange from MCU's universe aka Marvel's live-action verse at learning magical spells/potions from Harry Potter's universe?

 

Hogwarts if your smart you can practically make money

 

Yeah but good luck with dealing with some crazy magical creatures.

 

No way Dr. Strange will let me get away with the horrible shit I'd want to do with magic.

Naruto as a perfect loyal waifu is a magnificent consolation prize though. She can perform most of the things I'd need to use magic for, and I can spend some private time with dozens of her at once.

 

Make sense and What would you say to Naruto from being so loyal?

 

But I like crazy magical creatures.

 

Cool so basically a new epic adventure for you.

 

I don't know what the Dr. Strange is like, but from what I gather from above he's supposed to be the stone tied to my feet that stops me from using B to earn borrow A.

Fortunately, there's a spell for that. Oblivate.

More practically, not sure. Topnotch HP magic is way better for certain things, buuuut just because you go to Hogwarts doesn't mean you'll be able to use it, or have the mental character to use it.
And also, do you need it for whatever goal you have?

A harem? Naruto can do that, with none of the attention issues.
The harem being full of famous actors? Naruto can do that, without having to infringe on the identity of more than a single person.
Ensuring you're in health? Naruto can do that too.
Conjuring matter and building it into thing? I think that starts leaving what you can associate with a maid, but it is Naruto so it's ok.
Soul-sucking monsters out to eat you? Naruto can't do that. I think.

Momentary travel around the world? Portkeys and apparation. You might not get the first, but second seems relatively easy.
Becoming a famous actor? There's shapeshifting and mindreading, even if you can't manage a full-blown possession. Immoral and skeevy, though.
Avoiding the fame from riches? Easier if you can live off the grid, but you'd be pretty surely low-status in magic society, which matters if you care for other people. And you're going to be in it for seven years, so not like you can choose to completely ignore it.
Growing a fluffy tail yourself? If nothing else, partial animagus transformation might do it...
Magic is less plebian than riches and harem when magic doesn't exist, but Hogwarts' existence makes magic relatively plebian.

In terms of lewdness potential, I'm more fond of Hogwarts, but that's mostly due capability for self-alteraction (though outside of animagi and moldy short we don't really see anything permanent). If you find your body and mind pretty much the best option there is, it is rather hard to beat shapeshifting loyal gangbang.

Also more fond of hogwarts because if I'm to have imperio'd whatever-Naruto-would-be-to-me, I'd want it something I'd have done and decided on its own, if I were to fall so far.

 

Since Dr. Strange is usually the person that solve magical mishaps, world-ending trouble and etc etc, Obliviating him seems very unwise, especially if the OP states that we get to befriend him and he can pull our stupid unwise ass out of danger.
Also yeah I choose magic.

 

The first option. Hogwarts is a place I want to be far away from. Unless picking the first choice means that I need to deal with Naruto villains.

 

There is no naruto villains and just a female version of naruto as your close loyal maid

 

Hogwarts for HP magic and doctor strange as a friend.

Dr. Strange would solve many problems with Hogwarts. Including the dark lord problem.

While I get to make reality my bitch.

 

We don't think we want to deal with HP level of bullshit.

Yes, their magic is poorly defined whatever goes randomness, but man ... everyone is so annoying, we would want to kill everyone after a day and we don't think Dr. Strange would approve.

 

My biggest issue is that much like Tony Stark, Strange is such a self-absorbed, insufferable primadonna that being his friend is pretty much becoming his sidekick at best. That he very much has the talent to back up his ego doesn't change a thing.

 

Make sense and would you say anything to the female naruto maid for being so loyal to you if chosen the money choice?

 

"Please bear my children"

 

I can see why and at least your children will be the very strong ones with chakra.

 

Maid will be quite difficult to explain ... but question is, do we want to be anywhere near shounen protagonist, even gender bend one?

 

Maybe if she is working for you without any questions at all and naruto seem way more mature than most of other shonen characters

 

Money seems to be a better option

 

So I get tons of money on top of having a super powered girl friend who can basicly outclass MCU Strange in so many things as well as replicate many of the things Hogwarts can teach me?

 

Sure if you choose it and what would you say to the superpowered girlfriend for being so nice?

 

"You only want me for my money."

 

Awesome.

... Significantly less awesome...

Unless that command is "die in a fire" or "go back to not existing you abomination against anything resembling good taste", I feel like it's not worth the money.

Yeah, okay, HP magic is basically inferior in all ways to modern technology. Except the time travel watches, and they're not gonna let me near those. Probably afraid I'll go back in time and kill my parents before they ever met, just to see what happens. It's a valid fear to have.

The comic version? Oh hell the fuck no. Do you know what happens to everyone who's pals with Strange? Hint: it involves tentacles. Lots and lots of tentacles. And not even the fun kind of tentacles which'll at least give you a reach-around, but the screaming and death tentacles.

Still probably better than putting up with Naruto, however.

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Yeah, I'mma take the monies and run... but I want it understood that "neither" was a close second.

 

Well i meant the movie version of him doesn't do crazy stuff like comic version.

 

This happens when you give people Naruto to put up with.

 

Naruto is top tier waifu and I will fight you over it.

 

You don't have to fight over it as no one is going to take her away

 

Thanks, I guess.

Would have been nice if this way original Nardo instead.

Don't realy have much need for a maid.

A butler on the other hand...

Hopefully he doesn't get jealous or anything.

It's purely platonic, I swear!

 

Well, they don't typically let you keep people with you when they take you to the psychiatric ward.