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Who is it?

 

All google told me when I first searched a while ago was something like "Chick in yoga pants"

 

In both scenarios I fuck you. Throughly. And yes, yes I can.

*Hues hues hues*

 

If it weren't for that meddling kid and their Servant!

 

I’d fuck you now

 

I'd fuck myself.:lol:

 

If I were to suddenly become my avatar, I'd freak out, but take up blacksmithing and woodworking because I can near suddenly have a career I know I would be amazing in.

It's the little things EMIYA never took advantage of.

Also I guess I jump off a skyscraper because that's a thing I can do now.

 

Well, yes, but I'd have new bits.

Eh, I come and go from this site. Until yesterday or the day before I hadn't been on for six months.

Before that, I had been on for a week. After a several month vacation.

 

1. Well, I look different and apparently wears pink

2. FUCK! FUCK! I can't pilot an... wait, I can! Yes! Wait, ah fuck, Zeruel

 

1. On one hand, I can stop time, have a functionally infinite arsenal of weaponary, and have a bag of holding at all times. Also, I have a vagina. On the other hand, I now have to deal with addiction to alchol, smoking, and painkillers.
2. Have all the sex with Midori, get killed on the first mission because I don't have Chiaki's mad skillz as warmaster. Also, Pinky exists, so I'm fucked anyway. At least I now have a hot girlfriend.

 

I become a master of linguistics and wordplay.

Check this out.

"ur mum gey"

Fucking nailed it.

 

Okay so I'm now Chase Young so I'm now an immortal superhuman martial artist with access to a wide variety of magical power (including but not limited to weather manipulation, teleportation, energy blasts, a limited form of power manipulation and biokinesis/life manipulation). also I can turn into a Aztec style lizardman/dragon.

1. I'm probably going to try and find someway to turn my powers into a way to make money. in addition, I will also use them to make videos of me recreating awesome scenes from fiction.
If other member of QQ are transformed in this scenario, I'll probably test my martial arts against any who gain something the...

2. I grab some of the more interesting/useful/dangerous Shen Gong Wu to make sure nothing too bad happens. from here I choose to mostly be a spectator for Xiaolin Showdowns and heckle the competitors by saying stuff like "Yes, fight on for the sake of my amusement".
... I guess I might try freeing the transformed warriors that Chase turned into his pet big cats and see what they're like.

Oh and also introduce Jack Spicer to the Evil Overlord List just to see what happens.

 

That's cool and what would you feel about being in dc's world with anyone from qq in it?

 

I seduce straight guys and then troll them after for fucking what's technically a male.

 

Ya got tits, not technically a male.

And if a got a cunt, you are technically a plant.

 

The number of vehicles suffering bombardment by radioactive bird shit is about to go up.
Also, I can now outfly even falcons and eagles, entirely for giggles and shits.

 

Considering my avatar has bound themselves up to suppress their intense urge to breed, probably reproduce. A lot. Bringing about an entirely new intelligent species to this world.

 

... I, uh, get laid?

In both situations?

 

I knew wondering about maid cafes would bite me in the ass...

 

You and me both.

Fortunately we've both got plenty of gun.

 

I won't be a real bitch in April's Fools.

 

I enjoy myself immensely. Other people might not enjoy it as much, but since I'd have lost any sense of morality or shame I wouldn't care.

 

Well... I now look like a little girl and would probably live a long time as I don't think shipgirls actually age.

That's going to be trouble.

Try not to die a destroyer's life and kill everything while evading things just like in the game. Very dangerous that is.

 

I've been smoking so much I am now kind of half smoke myself.

I die of lung cancer within a week.

 

Maybe if regularly maintained. Saltwater is a bitch, though.

You’re in Azur Lane, not Kancolle, you’ll be fine. Do you have any idea how many times my girls have gotten their dumb asses sunk? Hell, Yorktown had a cutscene sinking and it didn’t seem to phase her.

 

Do Parker Industries but better, and not fail my love life.
Also gonna scare the shit out of criminals.

 

I am the latest meme.

 

"Breaking news, the latest Meme on the internet has begun to leak into the real world, with countless individuals finding themselves transformed into the feminized dinosaur monarch in question. We will keep you up to date on this story as it develops."

 

An army of memes.