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Who Can Beat Rufus?

Discussion in 'General' started by Horton, May 7, 2018.

  1. Horton

    Horton Gone for Good

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    Made by request here.

    That is, Rufus Shinra from the Spacebattles forums.

    He will be supported by this army.



    What is the strongest thing he can take?
     
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  2. LordVile

    LordVile I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Galactic Shuriken?
     
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  3. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus Mr. Archleone Gone for Good

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    It's a bunch of ducks.

    One MOAB should do the trick.
     
  4. FreeJSJJ

    FreeJSJJ I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    What does MOAB stand for mate?
     
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  5. Malcolmo

    Malcolmo Insert custom title here

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  6. FreeJSJJ

    FreeJSJJ I trust you know where the happy button is?

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  7. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    I would try playing the La Marseillaise and wait what happens to ducks.
     
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  8. Swaggy-G

    Swaggy-G Know what you're doing yet?

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    Literally who?
     
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  9. Horton

    Horton Gone for Good

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    The great duck.
     
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  10. beast_regards

    beast_regards The Ever-Ethereal Legal Loli

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    The Great French Duck?
     
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  11. Horton

    Horton Gone for Good

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    Indeed!
     
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  12. Uxion

    Uxion Experienced.

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    Oh you mean Canards?
     
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  13. dylanredefined

    dylanredefined Know what you're doing yet?

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    Not anymore he is banned
     
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  14. LordVile

    LordVile I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    When did that happen?
    He also seems to have disappeared his account.
     
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  15. dylanredefined

    dylanredefined Know what you're doing yet?

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    He suggested the EU might assassinate the goggle board.
     
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  16. LordVile

    LordVile I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Dammit some people need to learn to take a joke.
    Considering his style of sarcastic answers, he might have crossed the infraction point limit.
    More like played hopscotch with it.
    But disappearing his account is a bit much.
     
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  17. Susano

    Susano Regent of the Lyran Commonwealth

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    He was quite serious with it.

    In one of those threads about the new EU internet regulations, somebody suggested Google should just not offer its services in the EU. This (about a company's hypothetical choice where to do business) somehow Rufus up in arms, with him calling Google services survival necessary, and that Google should never try to challenge a superpower, and if Google did it, its board members would be disappeared, etc. It was quite raving mad.
     
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  18. LordVile

    LordVile I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Oh, that discussion.
    Well, they might just use DuckDuckGo.

    Ah shit the puns.
    But I do use it with firefox when I don't want to deal with google's issues.
     
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  19. Whitesnake Pelinal

    Whitesnake Pelinal Like a dream without a dreamer

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    The strongest opposition Rufus can hope to defeat:

    [​IMG]

    Anything more dangerous than that, such as:
    [​IMG]

    ... and he's doomed. One toot on the Duck Commander (tm) and he'll be all like:

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Grey

    Grey Not too sore, are you?

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    Goose Howard.

     
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  21. NuclearBird

    NuclearBird Lustful Sacraments Muted

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    He's French, so by extension all the other ducks are. That means an English Pointer, a German Jagdterrier, and a single Vizsla raised in Austria might do the trick, but only if they attack at the beginning of spring, when the duck army is exhausted and low on supplies and morale, just asking to be ground down into dust.
     
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  22. OverMaster

    OverMaster Well worn.

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    Ducks are naturally weak against bunnies and mice, so the best solution is sending something that is both bunny and mouse after them.

    So, Pikachu.
     
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  23. bospaladin

    bospaladin Versed in the lewd.

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    Strongest thing they can take is a bunch of medieval peasants.

    But gets stomped by a single English archer.
     
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  24. Guardian Box

    Guardian Box Theocratic Capitalist

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    A banhammer seemed to work well enough.
     
  25. infinitedevilmachine

    infinitedevilmachine I AM INFINITE Gone for Good

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    Tactical smart missiles and predator drones
     
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  26. Nicodemus

    Nicodemus Mr. Archleone Gone for Good

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    Seconding the banhammer. It works very well.
     
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